Got outside (Christmas) lights to go up (wife wants it doing), got new tv to hang on the bedroom wall, scoots battery needs putting on charge, and..............................I can't be arsed to do any of those jobs..
The Lord called Noah one day and said, "Noah, I need you to build another ark."
"What, like the last one?" Noah replied.
"Er, no..I need this one to have 6 stories."
"So do you want me to lead all the animals 2 by 2 into the ark?" Noah asked.
"No," said God, "I want you to just take fish on board."
Noah asked, "What kind of fish?"
"Just carp." replied God
"Why just carp?" asked Noah
~ Wait for it '~
God quipped, "Because I've always wanted a multi story carp ark!!..