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30 minutes? They might get thirsty halfway there!

The Algarve? Or somewhere else? We looked into a cheap Algarve holiday that I posted about, after working out the sums for.......airport parking, travel insurance for us both (expensive for my wife with her medical history) transfers to and from the resort, and renew our passports it is not as cheap as was thought, and with the big bill for getting the car through the MOT we have had to pass on it. So next Monday we are going away till Friday in........ Mablethorpe

Been to Colchester again and got wet. Got to get Mandi and another 2 cackling friends of her's to the train station as they're watching a show in Norwich so She's be home a mess. They're starting off with a bottle for the train journey of 30mins. F1 and Brit touring cars tomorrow.

He’s just trying to buy votes for when he posts a picture ofhis bike next to some McDonalds dumpsters in France next month.

I accept that challenge

Road trip not going well...Roland's Harley is falling apart...bitts flying off Ffs.

Ring my bell Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a row, totally nude in a garden, while a sexy, big breasted model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his willy, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off. It clattered across the garden and came to rest in the rose bushes. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled over to retrieve the bell, and while bending over to pick it up, all the other bells started to ring.

It wouldnt surprise me if the goddamn faggot is a midget.

Went to the vets to get Barfo’s prescription, doing 75 ish on the dual carriageway coming home and an orange BMW came past at a good 40-50 mph faster than me. I use my mirrors quite a bit, straight road and I didn’t even see him coming.

That’s his Disney version.

Old fuckers and gimps. Happy now?

Excuse me .............

waste of time trying to get ahead as I've been sold a duff injector. Still, I enjoyed the ride.