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Car is almost done, and it has passed the MOT, still got the advisory for the small star shaped crack in one of the rear lights.......... i may look for a light on Flea Bay, if I can be arsed.

No … I’m driving the van

That’s basically his middle name

I saw a cat climb a tree yesterday, no Busa or Indian Challenger can do that

The kitchenaid also makes bread and pizza dough, does the Busa make pizza? No!

Moist

he is one illiterate cunt

Figured out where I was going didn't you.

Pretty self explanatory that those from Canadian waters are denser....

I have no words left to explain to you just how idiotic you are sounding right now, I am going to leave this thread here so when you come up with some tangible results I.e you've been to the drag strip and have you're timing slip then and only then will I have anything more to say on this

Took the Dacia back to the garage for the repairs to the MOT failure,s, it will (in my opinion) be a expensive day or 2. Hope me or my wife don't shuffle off, had to raid the burial fund to pay for the repairs...

the good old days before sat nav when you had to stop and ask directions

And then your alarm clock went off....

My bike that i kno of has a sports air filter and a full yoshimura system, power commander 5 and a logitec quick shifter. Over and above that im not sure but the guy at dyno said there must be some cam work been done at least

My son's little Hyundai is showing an ABS fault and an immobiliser fault. Got to see how serious the latter is by taking it to Hyundai, either one of those could be costly enough to write it off. Might have to buy him a new one .... as in new (used) sigh, another month I have to work ...

put that as his avvy

I'm not like you and your husband.

voted for yourself again..

Two things I refuse to eat, lobster and swordfish. I love the taste of both but I also love diving and each looks better in the sea to me.

New front boots

I will probably win as people switch their votes at the last moment.

I caught one of those buggers on rod and line at Scarborough, it was as black as coal, as I pulled it up the sea wall one pincher was hanging onto the hook and bait, the other was snapping at anything near, thought bugger that, cut the line, it was welcome to the hook and bait.

I think this will be the Dacia,s last MOT, rear suspension component, and rear axle are in his words, very rusted, exhaust on its last legs too, it has served me well, passed the last 9 MOT,s without much bother, it is getting to that age where more components are reaching end of life and need replacing...........the clutch is still slipping (a little) too.

Oh look 140mph..... no its 125mph

Hope the bill doesn't sting to much

Oh well, never mind. Talk about setting yourself up for failure.

Surely the whole point of BOTM is to get out to somewhere scenic on your bike and look. for a good photo opportunity. To have a bit of fun and share the experience. I think you missing the point of the exercise.

No but @busabeast eats pizza, a lot.

He is a complete delusional bellend without doubt. The only ones who are worse is Darcy and the Old Man. Fuck me what a pair of see you next Tuesdays . I try and be positive most of the time but those two are Vile.

OH!!! you know, I saw a video of his the other day when he went to the bike show in London in which he pretended everyone there knew he was the day’s main character, and I wondered about you @Saul, if you were thinking he was a twat as well!!! And they say you can’t make true friends online!

Over dinner with a fish expert friend, buy conger’s head and just the three or four first slices as after that it’ll be too bony. The first 3 or 4 is where the money’s at. Prefer to avoid that kind of fish altogether, the rice I made today with the grouper was 5 stars!!! Just now finishing some wine that we kept opening to wash it down with.

Aye, typical gimp behaviour.

In a small village just outside Dublin, Big Paddy, the not-so-bright farmer’s boy, wanted to earn a bit of extra cash over the summer. So he decided to offer his services around the village as a “handy man.” He knocked on the door of a fancy house and asked the owner, “Any odd jobs needin’ doin’?” The man thought for a moment and said, “Well, I could use someone to paint the porch. How much would you charge?” Paddy beamed. “How about £50?” “Deal!” said the man. “The white gloss paint and brushes are in the garage.” His wife, overhearing from the kitchen, whispered, “That's a lot of work - does he realize the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man shrugged. “Let’s not judge - it might teach the eejit a lesson.” A few hours later, Paddy knocked on the door again. “All done!” he said proudly. “And I even had enough paint left for two coats!” The man, impressed, handed him £50 and threw in a £10 tip. “Thanks very much!” said Paddy. “Oh - and by the way, it’s not a Porch... it’s a Mercedes.”