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At least this Walking Scar is still 2-Wheelin'...

Go on then, burn those retinas.

I think I've fixed my central heating leak today and @Catteeclan you were right boiler is fucked, I suspected the main heat exchanger is cracked and was told that was the end of the boilers life even though it is only 7 years old, after a quick google search i found a reconditioned heat exchanger for £144 with a years warranty and a YouTube video of my exact boiler showing how to change it . Took me about 3 hours to change and with no cuts to my hands lol, i will know tomorrow if it has fixed the problem This is the old heat exchanger stripped down, the reconditioned part came complete with all sensors and probes This is of the bottom of it and connects to the condense trap that white shit shouldn't be in there

NO Lycra here you Dildo Jockey!....Nothin' but Carhartts for this cyclist....at least I can Pay Attention...

Even though I'm apparently unqualified due to not having foot pegs ...& yet @boboneleg has won w/ his f*ckin' cool Vespa....& @Clive doesn't catch much flack with his scoot entry, which both are pegless... I'm throwing my motorized 2-wheeler in the mix this month regardless of its pedals...

Had a few hours out on the XR tonight pretty much the same route i done on the X Trainer a few weeks ago. People locking gates on the highway again i dropped into the drainage ditch further over to the right to get around as the horse access is a nightmare to get over, the sleepers are placed so when the front wheel hits the furthest one, the rear wheel hits the near one. Easy to wheelie over but i'm not good enough for that. Had a little incident on the lane in Abercynon, I normally go down the elbow which is the correct route but is quite rocky and hard work, so decided to cut the corner but forgot it was pissing down all night which made everything slippery, lost the front end done a lovely forward roll followed by a few barrel rolls, didn't think i was going to stop at one point. Plenty of young ladies about caring for their offspring, i had to kill the ones that looked like me Look at those wind turbine spoiling the horizon

Come on Bob who the fuck on here is going to enter an electric motorcycle in BOTM your just stirring for fun now

Phil Read at the '74 French GP....look at that crowd...

Yebbut what make of bird. I've asked you in those terms so you might understand . Before you say it , it's not a Vauxhall Corsa ...............

Looks like a pied wagtail but the photo image taken on your Nokia 6210 isn’t that good so hard to tell for sure

The other one is his friend, not yours.

Oh dear @Buckster White heels .. really

75f degrees today but a bit more humid....washed the Bike & then the Equinox to prep for some paint touch-up tomorrow...then took a spin on the Mullet before some Blackberry Whisky shooters w/ the Mrs. this evening...

Timing seem'd good for the weather there @Pedro....some great pics... This one would be a good BOTM entry...

You named the blue dildo George Clooney?

Will someone go and buy a moped with pedals just to mess with @YamaHead ?

Submissions will be closed tomorrow between 17:00 and 18:00. I’m sure it’ll be the highlight of our collective weekends. Hey @Saul, no submission?

After I get back from Portland next week where I'll be spending 3 days w/ my son & grandson...& no doubt will be laughing my ass off most of the time watching those 2 give each other all kinds of grief ...gonna locate a new control circuit board for our pellet stove & fix it myself. It'll be nice to know that it'll be ready in Sept. when the liquid sunshine & lower temps show back up. For now....Roll On summer

ZRex 11....

Steve Baker on the infamous TZ....

Could very well be an XL....XR was stated where I found it, but that's about of a reliable info source as a screen door on a submarine... Agree w/ you about the exhausts...if it was my ride, I'd have a 2 into 1 on it...

This wouldn’t have happened if @Six30 had stepped up.

I don’t know what that is, but scooters are ok, small displacement motorbikes with pedals are allowed if they are motorcycle like, andmotorcycles are allowed. Bicycles are not, because they are primarily a bicycle in spirit, looks and function.

oh yeh and getting framed

pictures with the mark on them … you’re not buying any, are you?

I showed the GS how you improved your Harley with an angle grinder, and it didn’t dare to leak anymore.

Look everyone, @Six30 has a friend at last.

My little friend , I feed him every day , sometimes he comes with mate or it’s his mrs

Mod to isle 5 please … we got a twat in Lycra causing problems .

I put new discs and pads on the Dacia, 6 months later and they still bleeding squeal. So my wife's says.

Have you got a surly, over-indulged, thoroughly spoilt bastard teenager that you’ve simply had enough of? Well don’t despair, you may qualify for the brand new ‘little shit disposal scheme’ that will be available for all Bexley residents in the coming weeks. Here’s how it works: Simply answer YES to 3 or more of the following questions and you may be eligible for a free removal of the ungrateful little oxygen thief from your life forever! *Unfortunately the scheme is only available for male teenagers between the age of 13 to 16 initially, but it’s hoped that if successful, it will be available for all little shits in the borough by the summer of 2026 Remember, answer YES to 3 of the following questions to qualify: Does your teenage son.. 1. Own every conceivable luxury afforded to them but still remains a vile little bastard with a personality that makes Liam Gallagher seem almost pleasant? 2. Is his room decked out like a Saudi Princes boudoir, with more tech equipment than the Bang and Olufsen stock room? 3. Did his mountain bike, which inexplicably he insists on riding exclusively on the back wheel like some sort of piss poor circus act, whist weaving in and out of traffic on Bexleyheath broadway, cost more than £800? 4. Does the jumped up little hood rat talk with a ludicrous sort of comedy Jamaican style accent, like he’s been given elocution lessons by Ali G? 5. Does he refer to policemen as ‘Feds’ and females as either ‘hoes’ or ‘dem bitches’ describe himself as a ‘roadman’ or has he ever had imaginary ‘beef’ with a rival gang of similar over privileged kids such as the Sidcup Man-dem? 6. Does he wear a ‘man bag’ diagonally across him, usually made by Nike but quite possibly Gucci, which contains the very latest iPhone model, with unlimited minutes and data but is always strangely unavailable, or out of battery, when you try to get hold of the little rat bag? 7. Was he allowed to play the ultra violent video game Grand theft auto from a tender age and is therefore comfortable with the idea of ‘blazin’ pimps, ‘shankin’ hookers and clubbing ‘dem feds’ with baseball bats? 8. Is his name Alfie, Reece or Kyle? 9. Does he swagger down the street, with his Under Armour track bottoms round his arse, like he’s dragging a club foot, with both his hands inside his pants, as if he’s in downtown Los Angeles rather than outside Pets at Home in Crayford? 10. Did he laugh uncontrollably when you suggested that he should perhaps do a paper round, whilst you continue to reward him £100 per week ‘pocket money’ for doing precisely fuck all? 11. Does his musical tastes lean towards drum n bass, whatever that is? 12. Did he demand a £600 stone island tracksuit for Christmas? 13. Has it been over 18months since you’ve had any sort of meaningful conversation with the monosyllabic cocky little bastard? 14. Does he own over 2 grands worth of trainers? 15. Have you ever considered hiring a hitman? 16: Has he been given his very own attention deficit disorder label at school yet? Please forward the filled in questionnaire to the ‘little shit disposal scheme’ at the Thamesmead crushing facility and a member of the administration team will be in touch. If successful the offending over indulged little shit will be picked up free of charge and disposed of in an environmentally friendly way, although some of the staff might help out with a good hiding now and again. We apologise for not being able to accommodate ginger teenagers at this time but their wiry hair clogs up the filter system on the crusher. Your statutory rights are not affected. Terms and conditions apply.

I dealt with this shit today It looks cleaner now, if you look at it from across the street. Also took the old E30 for it’s mot, which it passed with only 1% difference between left and right suspension and brakes in both axles, I think their machines are fucked Also gave it a wash, last one was a while ago, and although it never sees any rain it did make a substantial difference. Tomorrow meeting up with @JustaPor for lunch somewhere on the bikes.

That twats like @Six30 are ONLY interested in power buttons .... & the term LAME definitely comes to mind...

Yes, but he didn't . In the words of Pete , what can we learn from this ................

Gary Nixon & Mert Lawill goin' at it....

Moto-Martin framed CBX....

Chocolate flavoured dildo?

You probably have one captive in the shed.

Wallowa Lake this year....love it when the water's this clear...