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The wife sent me a message saying when she was driving to Bristol this morning one of the motorway information signs said SUCK MY BIG FAT COCK I think it's someones last day

Here you go Zac, proof...

Fixed for you .................

It was raining today so i decided to check on the new lane we got opened as the locals have been kicking off and there would be nobody about, The TRF were clearing it last Thursday so i thought i'd ride down it and then back up not to rub the locals noses in it at the bottom. Going down was hard going mainly because i didn't have the confidence to just let the bike go over the slippery rocks When i got to the bottom i decided fuck going back up as going down had worn me out and proceeded to the exit but found the locals have got the council to put the barrier back up and it was locked. I had no option but to go back up surprisingly the bike found loads of grip on what was the slippery rocks coming down and it was only my poor fitness that was holding me back. I had to stop here for a rest from there up it started getting hard And stopped here for my second heard attack i think i lost my soul in that washout After i got out i decided to head home i was going to be out for a few more hours but i was fucked, i think i really need to do something about my fitness or lack of it

It's a shame to see a great actor fallen on hard times!

Bloody illegal immigrants get everywhere

It’s not a star, it’s a circle. Scraping the barrel a bit now Zac…

If I just wear just a shoe, trainer, boot etc on the rubber foot it squeaks like f*ck. I wear a sock on it and change when it wears through , usually on the heel.

It looks tough going Fred, I'm past all that stuff now . But I'm not at the stage where I'm a puddle dodger or van boy

Age is catching up now Fred......I told you it would! Next stage is a Hernia!

Had no choice was the problem i don't care if the road is opened back up or not that's the last time i'm going there

Now there's someone who hates their job

Similar to people with prosthetic heads who wear balaclavas under their lids?

God dam It …. Brexit ?

Started watching this myself. Just finished the 3rd episode and wished I was downstairs in the front room with surround on.

A memory just came up on my you tube .................

My body is past it but my head keeps disagreeing with it LOL This was my body today

England average and Italy bloody good. Squeaked through I reckon. Ireland seemed different gravy to everyone else this weekend. Thought Wales played well given the run up to the tournament.

Que the groin shots and endless whining about it all in the name of a so called health warning

I would say lack of exercise is the biggest problem i get out of breath going upstairs, i need to do more for fitness and if i didn't get a hernia pulling the bike up there today i'm never going to get one LOL

Wallace and Gromit did

Nice tits …. Voice I mean voice https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGekRWcch/

Migrating websites all day!

The moon belongs to everyone.

That foreigners for you always trying to complicate stuff … like driving on the wrong side of the road .. what’s that all about .

Yeh … Dr beat , Miami sound machine , I cut some rug to that in my younger days

They should be quiet, with their water hoarding and industrial farming, they and the dutch are the chinks of Europe.

Playing golf in the morning followed by beer and England rugby in the local pub………God knows what after that but it’s unlikely I’ll be operating any kind of machinery on Sunday. Might get the leaf blower out if I’m feeling energetic.

And the Spaniards are just too fucking lazy to do anything!

@Marcel is that you

Ours aren’t being violent and burning shit. They’re making bbq’s by the side of stopped motorways!

I suppose this means he'll never take you back now. He done me up like a kipper by dumping all his annoying cunts on me!

Fooking gardening.

Bugger that! I'll tough it out here at 17C!

No link?

Yeah cuntsonabike.com Except they ain't useful

I think I’ll go register and ask if they’ll take me. They seem very clear headed and reasonable. Anyone got a link?

And me, he set us up like cunts. We acted solely on the orders of the führer

Too late