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Don't start that here or you'll be burned as a witch

I here! But Someone said I am a BOT, I feel very sad

Something like this? (didn't spend a lot of time on it, that's why it's far from perfect )

WTF! Can you make it like I'm doing a wheelie on the beach while waving too? I think that would take it.

I did manage to drag myself out for a bit yesterday. Only stop other than fuel.

@Sir Fallsalot , you'd better up your game as you have a rival in the photoshop stakes now

This place has hit rock bottom. Marcel is in the woods with Billy Bob. Pete is sucking down “protein”. Fred is down with a compromised immune system. Zzzak is grooming kids on video games while drinking someone’s bodily fluids. Busa is… well Busa. Six is a twat. Slowly is off getting a sex change. Pedro is lost for words. Bob is on a drunken power trip. Gymwitch is back from The Shire. Saul is the U.K. favourite for Eurovision.

and another thing !! I'm meant to be selling and procuring various Ducati parts, not censoring old blokes shaved private bits ............

The turkey is still going......and today I had mixed veg with it!

I am in work and my bald turkey alarm didn't go off !! I'll leave this one to @Buckster to deal with as he reckons his beard is better than mine so therefore he must be the Primo Moderator

Medics reckon allow two months before doing anything physically stressful.

and you're driving a bus ..................

Maybe @JustaPor could help a bit more and turn the BMW into a KTM to give you a better chance of winning?

I love 4rum

Sorted

I think the Forum Nazi is in work! So it's a goddam GroinFest!

Slacking on the job @boboneleg, what you getting the big bucks for?

On similar news, 2024 inspections for bikes in Portugal were delayed to 2025. Inspection centres haven’t gotten training on bikes yet, either.

9c here at the moment.....supposed to go up to 14. Bright blue skies with the sun out though!

This is ramping up to be a great submissions thread, with 14 submissions so far, and plenty more to come, surely from @Tango, @busabeast, and @Slowlycatchymonkey? Just a reminder that tomorrow evening, hour depending on my dinner time I’ll lock these submissions and start the poll.

Today has been really bad for me; I created a website about motorcycles, but it has no traffic. My website is simple, just rewriting articles and collecting technical specifications of different bike models, but no one seems to be visiting

Out on the bike tomorrow so I may get a better one………photo that is

Apparently I am in charge of groin/knob photos . For political items you must approach @Buckster ..................

So some people (like you) don't even ride once a month?

cause pics obviously not took that month you thick cunt

Photoshop!

@boboneleg how many chances you going to this twat

Are you posting a photo of your bike this year Lionel .................

It's up to him, are you quite curious?

15 entries so far

No @Pedro......it is Daelim S3 Advance (daft name) 250cc.

Are you Fred's love child?

Take it easy, or else your wound will do this.

I believe that none of us is a professional photographer, but I think that many pictures could be much better if you put just a little more effort on the framing. @Pedro your picture was good but could be better if you just gave more "breathing space" to the bike... (I couldn't stop myself so here is your picture "corrected"). I just added a bit more ground on the bottom.

Bandage is off for good now......scar is looking OK but still waiting for all the swelling on the right hand side to go down.

And Clive is pissed on a pint (or 2) of San Miguel ....

4 x660 ml bottles.......I am a lightweight, or more of a featherweight.

I thought you'd have splashed out, so to speak, at Xmas? Like taking the wife on a cruise? Though in your case that would probably mean pumping up a plastic dinghy and then floating up the Severn Estuary towards Gloucester!

In Wales, One is happy to be in Wales!!

Can remember a little bit of yesterday

Why did the first link I clicked on ask for my credit card details?

This forum is going down the pan almost literally . You've got the top bod posting countless photos of his bald turkey and now the TOTY the year is exalting the fact that he two turn-outs and one of them didn't touch the sides We're not going to hold onto the likes of @gymwitch and @cafebikerpro as returning and new members if we continue with this shit ...................

Fitted a new exhaust system today, not a straightforward fit (is aftermarket stuff ever straightforward) . Had to get a bit funky with the bracket that matches up to the mid pipe but it went on in the end. I'll give it a ride tomorrow to see what I think, I'm hoping that it will be quieter than the FMF silencer on there at the moment .