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Triumph can fuck off , not for me … hello BMW

No it’s gay and I can’t catch my nephew on it

Have you tried switching it off and then on again?

He can’t catch his nephew with it.

Third world town, move to Madrid .............

No, not that either. I have been quite busy these last few days with family drama, but will have to go through my pictures to find a second choice. It’ll be a proforma entry though, we already have Rich’s dumpster picture and Buck’s “lost by a motorway in the UK” one

for fuck sake..

you probably wont get this cause of what you ride... i wasn't getting that , i love the look of this bike when you park up... walk away from it then turn round for a look at it, it did ride good and sounded lovely , thought i wanted a change of style of bike ... and i couldn't catch my nephew on it

nope , ill have it tomorrow afternoon... you know the saying .. "this is the style "

Popped to Suffolk in my lunch hour and collected some Barkbuster handguards for my XT. Just finished putting them on. I have left the old inner handguard brackets on for now in case I want to switch back at any point.

No …. No your not

My oldest mate, with more money than you can shake a stick at, already has a Triumph Bobber and an absolute mint Honda VRF400 told me yesterday from the balcony of his Lake Como swanky pad that he’s tempted by the Aprilia Tuareg 660………..damn him, I could be tempted but it’ll have to wait a bit.

It’s that time again, get those pictures submitted for bike of the month. 1. You can post multiple pictures but you must choose which one you want to enter with before the thread closes, if you don’t choose one then I will. 2. Picture must have been taken in July, outside, away from home. 3. Picture must be in landscape format (for @Marcel that means the big measurement is along the bottom of the picture and the smaller measurement is up the side). Good resolution is required as well so no screenshots. 4. The bike must be currently owned by you. Moderator decisions are final. This submissions thread will be open from now until 2pm on Sunday 30th, at which point the voting thread will open! Voting then takes place with the Poll closing 9pm on Monday 31st. Special rules for @Six30 This is your time, don’t waste it bitch!

No, I thought that as the plastic parts are quickly removable I would get on better with fitting muffs on the super cold winter days which I struggled with over the Yamaha ones. I pulled up at the shop, it's on a rural industrial estate, and the one legged man was standing outside on his crutches. The same one who was sat behind a desk when I was buying my waterproof trousers a few years back and I told him leg length was very important to me. The bloke then stood up and I realised he was a single pegger, I felt like I'd put both my feet in it when I said that, which was more than he could I suppose!

Tonight Matthew I’m attempting to make a smoked salmon topped cucumber jelly appetiser for the first time. It’s currently in the fridge chilling waiting for its smoked salmon hat.

Tonight Matthew, I will mainly be making (attempting) blackberry crumble

Previously posted, does that nullify the entry?

nice! bike and shipping container it came in!

just chuck em out the window

get well soon , i'll ask buckster to say a prayer for you.

Going to watch our mechanic racing at Castle Combe tomorrow, I would go and watch my boss but he's racing at Donnington and that's a bit far for a day ride. Judging by the forecast I may be dodging showers in the morning. https://castlecombecircuit.co.uk/race-days/july-motorcycle-grand-national-race-weekend

We thought you had flounced. Pity they couldn’t do anything about your turkey neck while you were there.

Get well soon Marcel!

It's also waaaaaaaaaaaaay to cool for you

That biffa bin might clinch it.

@Skippy is the one to keep an eye on!

Triumph not fit in the van then?

So you have a phobia of them poking around looking for exposed nerves with that metal spike thing, cracking your teeth open like Josef Mengele doing perverse human experimentation? Don't worry, it’s just your imagination.

Just gone for a local walk around the roads as down by the river will be muddy with all the rain we’ve had. We came across this old graveyard which happens to have a brand new nursing home built behind it

Waiting for its dyno run, complete with bin

You'll be overtaking @XTreme for the amount of bikes you've had

More the potent reverberating childhood memory having milk teeth pulled with inadequate (I’d d say no) anaesthetic. The sounds of crunching and cracking set to a backdrop of excruciating pain whilst being held down in a dental chair. Yep that’ll do it. Think I might be busy later washing my hair

House guest has left for the Armchair Adventure Festival. Damn the side car guys for putting me at a convenient overnight stopping point en route But we did have a lot fun so there is that.

Would have been the pinnacle of her career seeing another OAP with high blood pressure who thinks he’s the dogs, it’s such a rarity

watch Dark , like i keep telling you , best time travelling thing ive seen by far

many years ago i was told that if you swallowed anything like that you should eat cotton wool sandwiches , the cotton wool wraps itself around the object and comes out when you go for a crap

No - but it depends upon the State you're in. Colorado, for instance, requires you to buy an OHV sticker - it's only $25 and the fee goes to maintaining public lands for riding. No inspections or anything like that.

Where's my pellet gun when I need it?

You're gonna get a tide mark if you lower your blood pressure. You'll be pink up to about your nipples and pale from there to the top of your head unless you lay down.

Spooky joint, to change in