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Soz been absent, busy riding a bike - for more than an hour to an unabandoned spot on more than the odd occasion it doesn't rain and isnt too hot or too cold..

I blame the parents.

We met them! And I really got on well with her father.....nice guy, and he spoke a fair bit of English. We were basically just talking to each other the whole time.....about an hour. Her mother didn't say much as she speaks no English but she seemed pleasant enough. No doubt Fatty had told them that I was the AntiChrist, so hopefully they'll make their own minds up now. They've now got to clean the flat up properly because the fat lazy cunt did next to nothing. I feel sorry for them having a daughter like that really.

i want to see some photos of @Slowlycatchymonkey trip.... there was no trip ... she's a dreamer .. a fucking dreamer i tell you

That’s some good walking right there on that contraption It looks like the Harley Davidson of the prosthetic world

Just finished a bit of painting in the living room, did I mention that I feckin hate painting .........................

So I suppose this is last chance to use my favourite GIF .........................

Just got in from some trail riding in the pissing rain, someone i know was asking about the XTrainer a few nights ago and he has a CRF300L, so i said we could meet up and swap so we both get a good feel for the bikes. He obviously loved the Beta and after we covered a good variation of terrain in shit conditions i have decided i can live with the 300L. It's not a very inspiring bike to ride but it just does everything well and cheaply which is something that sort of goes against the way i normally choose bikes, everything about it just makes sense but i don't by with my head LOL, This 300L rode a lot better than the one i rode in Barmouth last year, I've had in the back of my head there was something not right about the set up of that one be it tyres or suspension i don't know but the one i rode today i was a lot more confident on. So all i need is some space now, and there's the problem i ain't selling a bike to make room so i cant see me getting one

If I was a bit closer I’d come and give you a hand mate but I’m up to my neck with stuff here so that doesn’t help. Sorry to say it mate but your son needs a fucking lesson in manners and respect and at the same time needs to grow a fucking pair. Thing is that when you’re related to someone it’s often the case that you want to overlook things that you wouldn’t put up with if it was a friend or work colleague. Fer fucks sake don’t make that mistake in this case. ………….. and calm down before you give yourself a hernia

Never would have happened if @Six30 had got the mod gig.

Get a cleaning company in and invoice your son

If it is a shithole we are going to need pictures.

Maybe there was a mix up at the hospital and they got the kid of a family of inbred mother fuckers.

That's soooooooooooooooooooooooo much better looking than a Harley ........................

You have embraced the Honda lifestyle and no mistake.

yeh right ....

Can't post any cos they were mainly naked and Pete has a bit of thing about google categorising him as an adult site

im angry for you...

One of the greatest songs ever written......

Even I posted a video. I think you have been in rehab.

Tis true the evidence is not available to a bunch of grumpy old biatches on an internet forum The MOT mileage note is evidence enough. Been too busy having a feckin good time for recording shite.. remember that? Nope?

and there I was thinking fondly of this witches coven. I'd put my yearly moto milage up against at least half of the crumblies on here.

It all stops here Bob.......the pair of them have taken the piss!

Tell him he's got a bill to pay once he starts earning in his new job otherwise he's never going to learn and you'll just keep getting the same old shit.

strewth who lit a match

Waiting for a call to meet the Poles! Or will they leg it out of the town instead of fronting us? If they do leg it then we won't have been given the chance to say goodbye to the boys. I'll be really pissed off......but the wife will go fucking apeshit if that happens!

Do you want my e-mail address

Thanks Ray!

And we're likely to find more tomorrow!

And they've all just left! They dropped off the keys of the flat and we'll be going round this afternoon to check out the condition it's in. I'm dreading this cos the owner is a friend of ours!

Another forgotten gem Bob. Strings accompanying are brilliant.

And if they didn't make me think of this

This guy died this week (RIP) , I used to love this record when I was a kid ....................

one on the right looks like shes in the middle of a stroke

@Buckster would

Of course it would, but nostalgia is strong. I know my CB is probably the best bike package I have had but doesn’t stop me hankering after a big old Beamer or smoker. Not going there but fond memories.

Not when the bike stands idle for years!

Getting bitchy in here.

Few shots from today! Couldn't get the pics I wanted cos the reservoir at Negratin has hardly got any water in it cos of the drought. Most of it is now fields or marshland!

Good luck , I hope it all works out for you