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Donkey usually comes along with me on Euro trips................

My 'luck' is on my key ring. Various things added, a couple of coins with holes in the middle from various holidays, my dog's address tag from about 1982ish when I took him to the vet for the last time (Mister, a rescue collie), a Motorhead (the group) metal tag, no idea where I got that. This is why the main bunch has to have the bike or car key attached for easy separation of I wouldn't be able to turn the handlebars/steering wheel. I used to have a bit of red plastic car tail light that ended up in the fins/spark plug area of my GPz750 when a car drove out of control directly at me at about 40mph. I was waiting at a mini roundabout so was stationary, he'd just clipped another speeding car which had sent him my way. Just as I thought I was going to die, he buried his bonnet and most of his engine into a very tall lamp column directly in front of me and I found myself showered by bits of car and street lamp lens. It was on the key ringh for a few years then must have broken and fallen off.

I was never fussed about cluttering my bike by attaching things to them and I'm not superstitious but over the years I've been given a some and am quite fond of them. The 'Pop' Evil Knievel on my Himalayan is my favourite, it makes me laugh to think of the fear my riding would induce in him and he cant close his eyes plus the lump the Himalayan is couldn't be further away from producing a stunt.. unless its gravel related So what you got or does it make you wince when you see a bikes lovely lines wrecked by attached daftness.

that's called crashing Clive.

Yes, I quite often watch l this ladies videos, unlike her though if I was doing that sort of stuff I'd be wearing gloves when picking up 'stuff'

I always have to have a look when I am working near any of these. Most are public highway so we are supposed to maintain them, but I know of at least one wooden stair that has had the bottom rot away leaving a 10 foot drop to the river bed/beach, something not visible if you walk down them at high tide when the water is over the last step. https://spitalfieldslife.com/2022/08/11/watermens-stairs-o/

Looking at the the crowd your bothering with lately it wont be long before you have tassels hanging off the bar ends

You fucking liar every bike you have has a massive cube attached to the back of it that has to be your mascot

I used to have a red white and blue haired Gonk with a "Rule Britannia" t shirt attached to my XJ650, 'till it got stolen in Strasbourg, never had anything since

Always think of my dad , when i go out on bike..., so in a way he's with me , i know he aint, im not a fucking loon.

My faith in Christ is sufficient.

I wanted to be Zoot the saxophonist but I was always more Bunsen and Kermit .. with a touch of the swedish chef... and a side order of animal

I was always animal (used to have red hair), now I'm more of a Rowlf

What muppets are you .. this has to be an all time low on here

I wanted to be animal but probably more like beaker

They stayed in room 1914, the service was shite but they left a tip anyway.

you don't believe in stuff you can't see...? wind, germs, the past or the futur, electricity, atoms, neutrons, your dick...

Or it was a lottery token, number 1914, he lost the jackpot by only one number.

Someone had just joined up and was looking forward to a peaceful time in the tropics writing his frustration onto a coin when war was declared.

No I wouldnt use my main phone off road or even off tarmac either. They cost too much and aren't exactly a nice biodegradable disposable item But the Garmin fits nicely in that holder too.

Did you have a birthday Clive

That led to this

Don't understand it, they love the royals and he's stinking rich n looks like Prince Charles

No, he was totally out of control. I reckon he was doing about 50-60 before braking a bit and a car pulled out from the right hand arm of the roundabout across him and hit him in the side which sent him towards me. I was next to a car in the inside lane on my arm. The keep left bollard went over my head and landed on that car's roof. He was in a bad way, the steering wheel had done him some damage to the chest even with a seat belt on. I walked to the nearest house (in the field to the right of the photo) to get them to call an ambulance and the police....they weren't keen, but I was so shaken I shouted at them and they did it. Then I got back on my bike and carried on to my girlfriends who's road was about 200 yards away. We came back out in her car on our way out for the evening and I stopped and gave my details to the old bill as a witness. They were carting him away on a wheeled stretcher by then. I gave an initial statement but never heard any more.

Put the journey into Waze. It's the most accurate satnav that I've used, but it does fuck-up from time-to-time!

Twat

Have you read your own posts?

You've got more legs than him.

You’re all muppets.

I'm one of the moany bastards in the box at the side of the stage.

Tell ya what....Marcel 2.0 is one trolling MFer.

Long experience has taught me that in the UK you average 50mph plus however long you stop for to eat or take a break. This seems never to vary even when doing illegal motorway speeds.

Nothing! Never have!