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Spending the weekend at a small lake. My favourite time is first thing in the morning when the mist is floating across it.

I need new gloves, coming back I set my satnav to get me out of Southampton via the "twisty" route but not long into the journey it decided there was congestion (who gives a fuck about that on a scoot/bike) and it re routed me back onto the "fast" route which is shit loads of boring motorway after shit loads of boring dual carriageway, it was ironically a further journey by an extra 20 miles, I suffered it all as I couldn't tap the "fuck off no thanks" button when the re routing message popped up, touch screen gloves required me thinks. Still it was a shit load of fun "filtering" through the miles and miles of backed up cars on the motorways as it was a Friday late afternoon mega rush period, plenty of cock sucking twat cagers who resent filtering and nudge their shitmobile over to try to block you and I had to show plenty of adventure bikers how it's done Good mpg, I was expecting it to be low as I wasn't exactly riding in a frugal manner but still got 73mpg, 187 miles in just over 3hrs

if he pulls up and he looks spanish and he is 3 ft tall .... run

They said it was hot today, i seemed cool, never trust anybody.

I've spent a good half an hour looking inside this one in Evora, it's not as well lit as these pictures below indicate, which makes it gloomier.

Haven't tested exactly myself, but I've seen reports of 80/90 mpg.

All i know is my mum says she cant understand a dman thing they say on her BBC channel.

That's right @boboneleg he does not do a correct Welsh accent just like Pete doesn't fucking Swansea Jack

Better on mute.

Looby Loo is a dude now.

Well that’s that then. Other than the colonists who didn’t know there were different types of bread we can all look forward to enjoying our tiger bread, except for Pedro who will be chowing down on something a little different. Here you go Pedro, enjoy!

In the woods on the left

Pay no heed @boboneleg you’re getting slated by the narrator of Ivor the Engine.

@XTreme would like this shit, no DBM's though

So that we don't end up with 'that' photo in every thread on here please put your mange photos in here and leave them in here. That way we will know what thread to avoid if we don't want to see it .......................

How does something that beautiful in the morning manage to be so creepy in the dark?! Too many low budget horror films probably

We all abstained from riding in sympathy with your man cold , sorry I meant covid

Actually managed to sleep through most of the day......just totally blitzed. And it appears that nobody's managed to come up with a Ride Report this weekend either. This place is shit!

That’s Pedro’s department.

I was out at 9.15 today to try and avoid the heat.....but I ended up being out longer than I planned. So I sweated my nuts off! Followed a farm access road that I hadn't been on before......and ended up (somehow) at an abandoned village that I found by accident early this year. This was the one that doesn't show up on any maps and is not listed on any of the "Abandoned" sites that I look at.......so I can't give you any history on it. In fact I don't even know whether it's in Granada, Almeria, or Murcia provinces! At a push I'd say it was likely to be Granada......though I went in from the Almeria end. So here it is......the vid gives a better overview than the pics though. Still in Granada here..... Now I'm in Almeria...... Abandoned shit everywhere in this area....... Then I eventually reach the village after wobbling along some pretty iffy roads.... It's a very odd place because a lot of the houses look quite liveable and are totally secured. Then there's a few in this state.... By this time I was drenched in sweat so time to make a move! The bike ended up covered in sand and dust, but that situation has now been rectified! Just needs a polish tomorrow. The bike was flawless, and you can't put a price on the peace of mind you get when your bike is a Honda! As opposed to some other brands! If the 1200GS had fucked up in a location like this the consequences could be dire.....there's no phone signal and you're miles from anywhere! it's serious shit! Another benefit that I'm finding is fuel consumption......last weekend's trips and this weekend's trips have cost me less than €10. As a rough calculation that has to be over 80mpg! So there we are......one weekend and two ride reports! I'm fucking carrying you Casuals!

What?

Hi Randy, the burning question is: what did you do to Looby Loo ?

Do you like tiger bread?

But I don'r sound like the only gay in the village

I think they were built as the bones "became available", but I'll visit next time I'm there and inform myself.

That's just incredible!!!!!! Thousands of hours of work for someone. I wonder if the job of constructing that sort of display even has a name. Thank you.

Looks a lot like a place that someone may have disposed of bodies in at some point in the past, it isn’t near the border with Wales by any chance is it?

Thats a bit advanced for on here. Bobonelegs probably the only one who’ll get that

You sound like a fucking village Yokel Bob!

Ok @Slowlycatchymonkey , what parts have you been showing Marcel that has convinced him that you're a woman ?

Correct, for Marcel

Target practice.

Why would anybody want photos of that thing?

Im guessing 'polish munter' ?

No worries, I'm lacking in meekness and that does seem to cause confusion.

I have evil relations and I prefer to stay off their radar. They're not all about the peace n love and they're skilled at fucking things up.

Yeah , come on @Slowlycatchymonkey . Show us your old wringle nut sack.............

Looks like i'm out on the bike tomorrow now got a man I've never met picking me up in a van in the morning and taking me up country for some riding

I reckon we could use this ection for any sort of nastiness, not only the mange. @XTreme why don't you post some photos of the PM in here

Love the cover art on this one. Remember the old days and album covers art mattered?

There's only one reason i watched that and probably the same reason as any other red blooded man would

I had a free pass today and the weather was looking ok so a chance to get out on the Sled for a decent ride. I wasn't really feeling fit enough to go yomping up hills to look at the reamains of castle's or towers but while perusing a map online last night I noticed a Donkey Sanctuary in Devon. So, off we got at 08.00 am and down through Cheddar Gorge before the hordes decsend........... Arty farty shot of my new lid, and no @Buckster it doesn't signify wanker, the 'W' is for Wobert Down across the levels in glorious sunshine and a quick stop for a coffee by the river Isle near Muchelney Abbey............. Now there was a lot of guessing on todays route as I haven't set up a GPS on the Sled yet so it was more a case of 'follow your nose'. Anyway I found the sanctuary and big bonus it was free to get in............ Donkey's were smoothed and gawped at for the next hour before it got to hot to stay outside in heavy biking gear................ So I went inside to their excellent resturant and had a Caeser salad and possibly the best chocolate milkshake I've ever tasted. I started the journey back home but around the Baltonsborough triangle I realised why I love a good GPS as I managed to spend 45 minutes going around in a big circle. I realised this when I passed the same parked car twice as it had a big 'for sale £2200' sign on it which made me think 'in your fucking dreams' Anyway, normal service was resumed when I found my way back to the A37 and one last coffee stop at one of my favourite trails............... #