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It´ll be similar to this

We’re here all ready for a few beers now

You should always buy a Honda rather than a BMW, the DBM's will be soooooooooooooooo excited as they don't have to climb up so high to approach him now............

So I have learned that the GS is now up for sale, the dealer advertisement describes it as being in perfect condition and that the previous owner only sold it because he didn’t want his wife going out with him and spoiling his fun with the dago midget bummers. What can we learn from this?

You can laugh my phones packed up more than once in the heat. They have battery protection so if it gets too hot they go into a type of low power mode to reduce the battery temp, the screen dims to the lowest setting, refresh and background activity is stopped. Only happens in direct sunlight, using satnav and charging it at the same time. Got lost for over an hour thanks to that. Went into a cafe and got some ice put it in a bag and wedged it behind the phone holder, worked a treat. by the way phones silicone cases can increase this heat, silicone is made from sand, its a complex process involving many stages, have I told you about sand yet? I understand @Bucksters keen to know.

I’m sorry, although I don’t know him I’m pretty certain god doesn’t have a CB500X. @Buckster may be able to inform us better....

King Wanker Ginger

I wouldn't, I can't reach that high

They've been painting the rails white in case they buckle in the heat ................

Yeah, this one has the dummy on the seat.

I think you have mixed up the grunter and the shunter.

Yen, have you noticed a change in the background music on Petes elevator? This song is now queued up ever since he got a Honda 500...ffs not even a 650 this is full blown, omg dont say blown!

Chain is good.....but it was very dry! Now given it a good soaking with Castrol Synthetic Lube!!

Going to be a hot one this weekend! However, I do have a bike here now! And it actually works as well. Not wanting to look a gift horse in the mouth I plan to get out early on both days. I suggest you Trolling Blowhards do the same and we can then see if you can do anything other than run your gobs off on the Internet. Personally I don't think you can!

Fucking TrollFest here today then! Any other forum and I'd be worshipped like a God!

He might be albwino.

He might be an esquimo.

Bikes take up less room in the garage on a centre stand. I can get more fuel in the tank when it's on the centre stand. Wheel removal is easier, especially on larger heavier machines. I can balance a cup of tea on the filler cap or top box easier as well.

Yer but his missus is super feckin cool n packs cowhides for bedding. In a previous life her name was Lagertha.

No worries, Your wife wouldn’t go anywhere with you on that tiny bike you’ve got

That’s the Edinburgh chapter of H.O.G.

id smack my self in the face if i said we was sleeping in that.

My missus would smack me in the face if I said we were sleeping in that!

My bike's number plate ends in KWG as well, this is a strange coincidence. It is the proper colour for a rear number plate though, not that nancy boy white thing.

Well I take it back, I said I will believe 40c when I see it...... Just watched Met office forecast for Monday and Tuesday, and they say 40c for us and 25c during the night......think I will sleep in the pool

Its a shame really as the GS came with an auto lube system for that instant penetration making it easier on the DMB's small holes now hes going to have to just fuck em dry

I think they just split into two every 20 years or so and make a new ready formed Ginge. This and bright sunlight keeps their population in check and cuts down the need for culling........unless you still fancy a go anyway of course.

Sherwin Williams has a new name for their Vanilla off white, its now the Honda500 offwhite.

Twat

It’s more boring than @Slowlycatchymonkey describing the composition of sand. It’s the perfect bike for Pete.

I think so too Ray......it's one of those bikes (like a Strom) that's actually a lot better in reality than what it seems to be on paper.

Same here its like we've just had snow with all the warnings panicking everyone saying the heat is going to affect mobile phones and the like how the fuck do other countries manage

Overall the bike looks pretty clean. Are you going to fit the Grip Puppies, or doesn't it need them? Is it SW Motech who do a centre stand to fit?

No it's a normal tank on that. It's the NC700/750 that has the storage box in the dummy tank.

we know that aint true...

Gingers have no sex, they are a life force all their own.

So have you got a new bike?

Well I expected to wake up and find loads more trolling and abuse......but nothing? You lot run out of ideas now?

I’m undervalued.

I think this continual trolling is an early TOTY ploy......he's worried now that @Marcel has turned up!

Honda is master of making bikes that are bigger than the sum of their parts. VFR, Transalp, Africa Twin, CB500, early CBR600, etc! Shame it’ll be gone in two months, really

Rally Raid do all sorts of kit for them, it ain’t cheap but apparently it’s top quality stuff, the only trouble is that a reasonably priced bike then becomes bloody expensive. I think you’ll enjoy it mate.

This is a far superior bike in reality.....and it's quicker as well.

Twonda?