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Quality time with my puppy:

Mrs cousin owns a pub in Wiltshire , mother in law coming with us …. cousin said I can put bike in her garage , so while they are doing what ever I’m out on bike …

Shit, they didn't give the guy any warning before taking that picture, did they?

Van action soon …

I've made the momentous decision to finally retire my Summer Jacket from 2001. Cos next week I'll be receiving a new one.......it's got all the external pockets I need, and has a removable thermal lining. So you'll just have to make do with Trolling my boots and my bike now!

Your confusing me with some one with money …. this is a freebie clive .. get in

you only live once , do what you can while you can .

We are going to Scarborough nothing to say is there.

Where in Wiltshire? I need to put out a scroate alert

Just sent the rest of my bread back, turns out I had enough

I'm going on my boat trip on Sunday, the one to see the WW2 forts. A delightful trip on a summer's day or four and a half hours of chucking my guts up, who can tell? I visited Strange Dave last night. He has a new part time job. He shoots rabbits, squirrels and rats for pest control. His gun sight has a video function, so I got treated to many rodent deaths, they don't know when to give up when shot, I'll say that for them. One of his regular jobs is a warehouse full of old loaves of bread which gets chopped up to go into animal feed. The piles are swarming with rats at night, he said it's nearly made him turn vegetarian as the bread must be full of rats' piss. I watched the gunsight films of mass slaughter, all the rats have glowing eyes in the night scope.

Captain bladder weakness

Why so many pockets pete?

Fixed.

That's what millionaires do......the Jet set.

Are Legends! Riding together for a pacing run up Goodwood Not quite the same thing as the old days, like in the video below when they pass Eddie Lawson like he's standing still, but probably quite a lot more emotional for both of them.

Weather looks pretty decent here...... .......and I've got a bike available! There's been a pitiful lack of Ride Reports over the last month or so.......despite all the Trolling I've been getting from you bottomfeeders. As you all know, there was a reason I couldn't ride......you lot had no reason. Other than the fact you're a bunch of blowhards of course. Well there's going to be an epic report from me this weekend.......are you going to do the same?

Your fine then , right on the border of Dorset. watch out for the women with 6 fingers

Gay

I’m not holding my breath, you only go 10 miles from home (weather permitting) of course

We better ask Pete for a photo of the back to settle this! Hey @XTreme!

I can feel a Ride report coming on for tomorrow!

Damn right, as well it should considering it’s double the horsepower of a Harley!

No.....I need to stop regularly for a piss anyway!

Fair one mate, have you considered getting one of them camel packs for water that way you can drink on the move?

And no im not Trolling for a change, that's a genuine question

My summer jacket is mesh, air flows right through it, nice pads too.

I bet that has loads of oil to dump over the road.

It's his blue riding jacket, it's the same since 1990 in Wales, it's so old it learned to adapt! A real life example of PI (Poliester Intelligence) Why won't it take long to change?

just sitting here thinking .... how can a ginger have lived in spain as long as you with out melting ?

who's flounced , who's @Tym upset now.

People who write shit like this should just die.

I think in his mind he's just doing the community a service and helping people who just don't read other people' posts to keep up. But they've flounced, @XTreme, you can give it a rest now!

Classic......and the B side "Sandman" is another one!

Better we don't know though Clive. Live every day as if it's our last at our age! Why do you think I bought a GS?