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Cheeky fecker I've been out walking with the wife this afternoon tried to loose her taking a short cut through the forest but she kept up LOL finished off with a couple of shandy's in the Brynffynon listing to classic rock Here's some photos of the area https://www.google.com/maps/@51.6507589,-3.4025784,3a,75y,190.56h,106.53t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s1HHRjkZ9Wv_CkWdDdQGX7Q!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Just walked 6 miles up Anglezark moors with the pooches. Knackered now and my feet are killing me. Wasnt that long ago i used to run that with my two !!!

You're a lazy cunt that's what's wrong with you.

Another glorious day and I'm sat reading crap on here

Go ahead Clive......a nice meet up with an annoying cunt will break up the day a bit!

Saturday saw a ride out to the Pentland Hills and surrounding countryside. Only about 100 miles in total but it was a good wee jaunt. I went up a military road that led to a firing range. Then I left the bike and walked up to Castlelaw hill fort and earth house. The earth house is actually a storage cellar and was in use in the 2nd century so is nearly as old as Pete. @Pedro this is what the bracken is looking like now, I remember you commenting on a previous ride about it looking dead. You can go into the earth house, the construction is pretty amazing considering it is likely built at a time when our Lord Jesus was fulfilling God's prophecy over Israel. I didn't crawl through to the additional rooms, but there some accessible for the more adventurous. Looked like the kind of place you could get bummed by dago midgets. I took a circuitous ride home after this which included popping into Morrisons for fuel where they would not activate the pump unless I took off my open face helmet, I told them to fuck off and went to my local Jet station instead.

Can do , I won’t come in the van be on bike , so you won’t get kidnapped

Struck gold here , lovely place

Nice ride @Buckster i had a garage do that to me years ago with an open face helmet on and i told them the same but started panicking riding to the next fuel station because i was already on reserve and didn't think i would make it. And another time i was told to remove my helmet i did but had a ski mask on which covered all my face they were fine with that though the dopey cunts

Happy Sunday everyone Experimental kitchen day for me. Having a go at beef jerky (is there innuendo there? I think there must be?) and everyone wants butter chicken for lunch so its curry for Sunday lunch. What's your Sunday scran?

Not unless you moved to Bridgewater @boboneleg

Oh well you tried ….. so can I have the flat ?

It's a long walk up into the Peak District.....i may use my bus pass.

Really? What's the best time to go? Great report though!

my son on a forest walk who they called a fucking helicopter ambulance for cos of nut allergy

Sunday lunch at the White Lion for us. Probably the best pub and pub food ive ever had plus they're friendly ❤ @skyrideryou should check it out. Its at Wrightington. @Slowlycatchymonkeylet me know how the beef jerky goes. Husband loves the stuff but ive never made it. Happiest of sundays to you and yours and all here in the mad house

And ….. Action

Since you ask , my wife is taking us to San Carlo's this evening.

Well I'm now stopping work for the day! Another full day of it tomorrow!

Shame if they go back before the heat, because that’s one thing they don’t have more of in Poland.

I'm a pretty mellow sort of person, but I think my reply would have been "what are you waiting for then?" Patience has its limits!

oooh, you don't wanna do that, not with this lot, you might catch something nasty!

I can understand people not wanting to meet you ….

No worries Clive Rude

Just walk Clive for fuck sake

Six on a bike?

I would come in the Dacia, so you won't be embarrassed being seen with a scooter rider.

Sub standard attempts to retain TOTY I'd say!

Hoping to get a walk in with the grandkids and stay awake for the F1 race tonight, that is all.

Peak district @XTreme..... me and my good lady , weather looks ok, fingere crossed

Leicester

Oh look ! I can almost see my house ...................

Do they do paniers for these things?

Well we didn't go in to play with the boys tonight and they were a bit upset because that's twice on the trot. So we're going to go in tomorrow! Here we go again!

Oh @ReggiePezza pannier wise they dont do anything as cool as that jacket, never have, never will. Thats an awesome 80’s mix only Pete and the under 20’s can dig

Bijeezus I love green! x

Twat

There again, the Dacia is equally embarrassing.

Very nice! @Clive are you going to meet up with Six?

Boring.

Cos?

Well here's an interesting update.....,.I've been told that her parents are now coming over early June! So are they looking for some as well? Cos her insanity seems to run in the family from what I've heard of them! So we have the prospect of two Swansea Jacks squaring off against two Eastern Europeans. Where's the smart money going on this? At the risk of sounding like a braindead Brexiteer, I'll just point out that both our fathers were soldiers who went in to liberate all these fuckers over there in WWII. So if they want a straightener on any level we're fucking ready for it. I'm sure Budweiser would jump at the chance to sponsor this shit on PPV!

round yours ....

we have direct messaging?! nobody tells me anything!

Dinosaurs. People allergic to wood. Trolls. Six’s victims. Should I continue?

Took the two kids and my boy to the animals.....no sign of the fat cunt. Probably trolling on the Bipolar and Manic Depressive forums! Then on the way back we went to the park and surprised the boys with a football each. Now Fatty has said they're not interested in playing with footballs.....but the reality is that they loved them. Ran round everywhere with them. Fatty has said that no kids interact with them in the playground. Well today they had loads of little friends and I was talking to their grandparents! Of course 35 years ago I was mixing with the other divorced fathers when the kids were playing. It's not the people here being distant as she says.....it's the presence of the fat cunt with the scowling face that puts them off. A young guy (mid 20's) turned up by the climbing bars to exercise with these rubber strap things.....nice guy, and you could see he was seriously fit. So I asked him to show me what you could do with them and I had a go at a few different things. Fuck me that was hard......but I had to put on a bit of a show cos the other grandparents were watching. Then we took the kids back absolutely exhausted......they loved it. Didn't go into their flat and didn't see Fatty......so all good. And her insistence that the kids don't like Sport, and other kids are not mixing with them in the playground has been proved wrong. That's going to set her off big style!

Just got back from an hour on bike 2 overall its been an enjoyable day

Went for a walk down to the river with Paolo then had a coffee before walking back home. There are still a few bluebells hanging on ....................

Weather is lovely but im lumbered with the doggos. Hes still not in from work. They are screaming at me now as it must be walkies time. He better get his ass home pronto !!! Im leaving him with them tomorrow and going to my allotment. Have loads to do there.

We did a homemade curry on Saturday, well, a turkey curry and a vegetable curry to go with it. I think that the decision to just throw the last 4 of my missus' home grown chillies in with the veggie curry was possibly a mistake! And we've got part 2 for dinner tonight! Maybe need to put the bog roll in the fridge overnight!