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Can you believe it? I got out for an hour! 18C and blue skies! Stopped at my boy's place on the way back......phoned him from outside and said bring Jake out but don't tell him I'm here! So I put my helmet back on......Jake comes out and just looks over sheepishly. I then take my helmet off and he sees it's me, so he runs over shouting Grandad and gives me a cwtch. Priceless moments after 4 years separation!

He doesn't have a particularly slapable face, quite the opposite Hmm best lay off the bloody marys

You're obviously a pair of gayers in denial ...............

Is it just me or all this stuff between @Mawsley and @Six30 just boring as fuck

If it is really gay it will vape.

Hope this isn't a Flounce! Mawsley is the only one here who can string a sentence together properly.

You know you have done well when the kid yells MOTORCYCLE! Everytime he see's a motorcycle.

Hey.....you've pulled @Sir Fallsalot!

Well I know that now but my experience of the word meant they wanted far more than a hug Thats why I was surprised to read Sir Fallsalot saying he was waiting for his wife to come home and give him a cwtch. He's not normally that rude

Im rather relieved to discover cwtch doesnt mean what I thought it did

Maybe i can help stop it seizing up until he has it

So Miss Australia got sold yesterday evening. She is going to a mate who is currently in South Africa awaiting his Land Rover to arrive on a container ship. God knows when he's going to get to ride the bike .

Gang warfare

That was me with a little help from @Tym

A bit disappointed and happy with todays bike swap day. Disappointed because the guys bringing the two bikes i actually wanted to try didn't show up but real happy that every 2 stroke bike i rode had me yearning to be on my Beta they were hard work to ride as trail bikes which is great because it means i made the right choice when i bought the Beta X trainer i couldn't wait to get back on it

My mate broke two ribs by carrying his mobile in his chest pocket and hitting the turf on Salisbury Plain, my answer was 'your a shit rider '

You're sounding a lot more upbeat these days Pedro.....that's good to see!

Big John still gobbing off @Six30

Frank Warrens still alive?! Not only alive but looking exactly the same shithead as he ever did. Deal with the devil methinks.

Probably gave him a slap more like!

What ho @Leejbaker welcome in.

he's got no need to fight again ... i reckon he will have one more .

So in early May Miss USA arrives from France............ and I will still have Miss Australia................. Now the whole idea of this exercise is to cull my collection of bikes and try (very lose word in this context) to get it down to two bikes. First off I will have to ride Miss USA and just check her out but assuming all is well what do I do with Miss Australia ? I could sell her as is (adventurised) or return her to standard and sell her for less but keep all the parts (shock, forks, big tank, sumpguard etc etc) as spares. At the moment this is going around and around in my head, so what do you peeps think ? Btw, this is what Miss Australia looks like in her original clothes, the o/e parts are all in my loft............

sweet punch.... and a few more million in the bank .

That’s a massive step up for @Tym, having the honour of being associated with me. Normally he is only associated with crystal meth and horse tranquillisers.

If it wasn't these two then it would be only Tym and Buck. Now we've got a 4 way going on!

Yeh fuck off @boboneleg you twat

I find it entertaining.

Is Mother Nature Polish for $20 Alex. I almost forgot my "i love lutefisk" look to seduce polish wominz with.

oh my Lord ...i see it , the world is round !

This one, Miss Australia..............

What an eventful day for me today. From an ad-hoc call from a mate who's currently in South Africa it ended with him buying my DR650 even though he won't be able to take possesion for quite a while .

yep sky were doing that years ago so i binned it

A pleasure, mate. You're welcome here anytime. 🏍 Glad that you got back safe and sound.

The weather is a bit shit this weekend. I'm glad that I've got most of the week to make up for it!

Water was nice today.

Whats up with these enfields binning it all the time is it the user or the bike.

Surprised it took this long.

Did you see this after shields last fight https://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/12575477/savannah-marshall-vs-claressa-

Marshall could never go down to lightweight......she's about 6ft tall. Fucking huge!

Shields has said she would consider cutting her weight to fight Taylor if the money is right , so never say never , but then she has the excuse if she loses