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Terrible he’s still breathing.

I work on sewage works and they have a device we call a macerator I've installed a few large ones and if you dropped a body in front of one of those all the evidence will be washed away nasty bloody things. I put the head of an old sweeping brush in one to try and jam it to see if the auto reverse system worked but it just grabbed hold of the brush head and ripped the handle out of my hand and i thought what a great way to dispose of a body

This sort of thread will bring in new members for sure..... They won't be any stranger then what we already have hanging out around here....

My mum and the eldest of my sisters keep going on about The Great Reset. Neither of them will have the vaccine. I've given up arguing with them now. Anyway, I had my second jab on Sunday and the Internet is working much better now!

Serving out an ASBO more like!

Six calls that a spa.

He's bothered with doves perching on the chimney and the neighbour's tv antena and acting all confident up there. He bloody hates cats, though, a few of them dare to cross the garden when he's inside and all hell breaks loose, I once ran to open the door in stealth mode, he was a foot away from catching the surprised cat that managed to get away with a screech. The contentment from the scare he put the cat through? that lasted a day

I moved to france 28 years ago. I married a french girl 22years ago. 5 years ago my wife's aunt told me that her son ( !8 yrs old) was gong to england to become a guitar maker, to a school in lincolnshire. (sleaford or somwhere like that). His Tutor was going to ba a highly regarded ( in the world of acoustic guitars) guitar maker called James Lister... James Lister is my cousin! ( my mum's brother's son) That blew my mind

Well I didn't think it was funny, was fucking guttered. And I had to walk home 4 miles from my job at midnight. That's just made you laugh more hasn't it.

I had a chopper with a moped battery, indicators, brake and head lights. Charged via a side of the tyre type dynamo. Some basted pinched it.

People don’t get banned here, they just disappear.

Fucking hell Fred, I just watched 'a wee beige jobbie' float down there and now our dinner is ready

Partial to a bit of brown then Clive?

Went for a great ride today to a lake we like to stop at. I really want to get a canoe now....so I can adventure out on the lakes around where I live.

I favour kill him dead and get away with it but that last parts a bit tricky..

I sure hope you give this a try, Chris, if you’re brave enough. Just be mindful to not let the magic smoke escape from the wires. Also, a broche in Portuguese is slang for a blowjob. (Saw it in one of the electrical drawings...) This is the extent of my advice

@Catteeclan I was in a garden center today (a posh one) and spotted this..................

This is what i would do not saying you should but in case you decide to go for it After fitting the connector block check for 12v volts on each of the wires in turn then mark the ones you find as you go (you will need the ignition switch on and kill switch off when doing this) Next still using the voltage indicator or test lamp turn on the kill switch and check which of the remaining wires has 12volts on it which didn't have it before when you find it turn the kill switch on and off a few times and check if the voltage goes on and off at the same time if it does that is your number 4 Next turn on one of the indicators and with the voltage indicator or test lamp check each wire left in turn to see which one has the voltage going on and off with the indicators mark it and do the same with the other indicator Now we are getting to the tricky bits, With a multi meter turn it to the ohms setting and touch the probes together and remember the reading, its usually 0 or 0.00, then put one probe on the battery negative and with the other probe test each of the wires left to see which give you the same reading as when you touched the probes together these will be the battery negative as in the drawing again mark them At this stage you should have identified 6 of the wires, leaving you 4 to sort out 2 you want and 2 you don't Do you have some kind of light on the dash to tell you the alarm is armed as i think these will be the 2 wires you don't want

bloody hell @Sir Fallsalot, that actually made sense to me! I have just removed the rest of the tape from the wires between the alarm and the main loom, and found this bunch od soldered connections. The overly consciantious person who fitted the alarm did remove all the coloured rings from the wires... however, I did spot that there are 2 wires with a wee white flag on ( twist of white tape) and 2 with a wee yellow flag on them. What are the chances of these being wires 1&2 and 5 &3 ( or 5&3 and 1&4 maybe? On the french diagram 1 &2 are white and 3&5 are yellow...

New question, will you take a vax made in China, be honest.

Is Six his pony boy then?

Aye he is from that neck of the woods

Dynax maybe.

You called it right......he's dropping now! And after only 4 days back, @Clive is in the charts! What a comeback!

As corpse disposal seems to be a popular subject I've moved it into a new thread!

On the farm Id consider a slurry tank. A tank filled with 100s of thousands of gallons of fermenting effluent, granted the body would never be completely gone but no-one would ever get in there, the methane alone would knock out any nosey Parker’s. If they found the body thats exactly what happened, overwhelmed by fumes they simply fell in.. it happens. Maybe @Richzx6r should take his neighbours for trip to the farm?

I didn't know we had brick top in our midst

Everyone is over thinking this dead body stuff....just get a few pigs.....all done! Then sell the nice fat pigs for a profit.....

I had a Trophy 900. That was top heavy too. Alright until you needed to manoeuvre in a gravel carpark or on a hill/camber! My favourite Oh Shit moment on that was just after I got it. We went to the BMF rally in Peterborough and it was pissing it down and it was one of the years when they had you parking on the grass. I stopped and went to put the bike on the sidestand but it went straight into the ground. So I was trying to haul the bike back upright, on wet grass, otherwise it would have been bike dominoes! I managed it, but I still don't know how. Even the main stand sank into the grass! First think I bought at the show was a sidestand puck!

As many comebacks as Lazarus.

Paul Weller showing how it's done https://youtu.be/EFjakgypqSs

It’s Gay ... what you say Clive .... oh hang on ....

I’m hiring a gang of dwarf / midgets whatever you call em , £90 each for 4 hours taking em to my nieces party they got to follow me round all night , going to see if I can Velcro em up and throw em at stuff .

Been on holiday , sunny Devon .

scooter riders are drug runners , the bigger engine modern ones that is ....not the silly Vespa type that mawsley pops about on they are just oldies with Paul Weller haircuts , those that have hair that is .

Very nice Michelle!

That looks sooooo peaceful.

That’s why you give the corpse a good stabbing, with a garden fork preferably rather than a penis.

Dead bodies (human and animal) have a lot of air in em so you’d have to do a lot of jumping up and down on it to break the rib cage etc and release the gases otherwise the spot just sinks down as the gases escape. Best return a few days later with some of that spare soil to level things up again I reckon.

I had a mate who used to say if he had to get rid of a body he would wait till the council dug a grave for a funeral next day then bury the body in it at night and tamp down the earth at the bottom. Then next day a nice coffin would be lowered on top of it at the funeral proper and hide his body for him. You'd need a ladder, some rope, a shovel, a head torch and a flask so you could have a little cup of tea half way through.

Well once upon a time a wee psycho tried to kill my sister in law, she ran to our house and the coward was too scared to follow her here so all was well but for a while after he was released I did have a hammer handy. The way I saw it the only chance I stood if I was on my tod was to hide behind the door and have one good swing! Might have back fired horribly but at least I wouldnt have gone down without a fight

Nah thats just so you’re in the right demographic to ride a Harley.

The Transhumanist Agenda and the “Mark of the Beast” Vaccines. “Changing the quality of humanity or human life is also a form of Population Control”. They are reducing people down to very simple entities under the thumb of our global controllers who no longer want them to even control their own destiny. Cells and viruses are like machines and they are trying to rewrite the codes that run our bodies. Apparently, the mad scientists at the National Institute of Health and the CDC have figured out a way to control humans on a cellular level using mRNA which gives instructions to human cells."

Is for pusssies.

It's pitiful really.....I can remember when he rampaged round that place like The Terminator. At one point there was even a waiting list to flounce because of him Now he just sucks up and grovels over there......I think he's just desperate to "belong".

They're out in force on FaceButt now: Horrifying study reveals mRNA vaccine nanoparticles are circulated throughout the entire body. New research conducted in Japan shows that Lipid NanoParticles (LNPs) containing the mRNA code are widely circulated around the body after vaccination, reaching the brain, spleen, large intestine, heart, liver, lungs and other organs. There are 50 BILLION of these nano sized lipid envelopes of lab replicated RNA from a cor0na virus protein spike (from SaRs CV2?) Most who get this injection will certainly shorten their life, become sterile, have a lifetime of sickness from this experimental 'medicine" that's for an alleged virus with a 99% survivable rate without treatment. With proper medicine, it's 100% recoverable - no worse than the common cold, which is caused by the common corona virus. We're all fucked then!