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Here's the background: I was contacted by someone who left here 12 years ago, and she wanted me to check out her cave which has been abandoned for all this time! Don't ask me why I get roped into stupid shit like this.....I have no idea! I was expecting it to be bad......but nothing could have prepared me for the reality! And by the way, this place is haunted as well.....so this was no easy gig by any means. But when you're a Rugged Individualist like myself you don't let little things like collapsing buildings and paranormal activity get in your way. So watch the vid to get the full horror.....accompanied of course by my melodic and descriptive voiceover! And look out for a fast moving shadow at 2:47.....that seems a bit strange! This is The Style......

She properly slammed the door on her way out, didn't she?

If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about!

They supplied a little Allen Key.....so I was OK with that cos both ends are the same!

@Slowlycatchymonkey ......would you believe it? It's done! I had to get the wife to hold the bottom clamp while I got the threads started.....but apart from that it was me!

I got one: Aint no reason to be bigger if there aint more room. ?

Querias, querias, batatas com enguias!

Haha im keen for anything that means I'm not stuck in the house bored out of my mind, all the diy has been completed to a satisfactory standard so now I am wanting to get out and about. So yeah I'm not going to pressure anyone but I wouldn't decline if he offered a bob

It's easy, you don't need a licence, training or any sort of certificate. You have more trouble trying to adopt a dog from Battersea Dogs' Home than knocking out a sprog.

The most worrying thing about this is the fact that you were allowed to reproduce.

What people think when they hear of a house in the ground: Reality:

When is Tony coming to fit it for you? ????

My Mitas enduro tyres grip just fine on the road given the meagre amount of power my Himalayan makes and I’m pretty sure your bike doesn’t make enough to need super sticky tyres Pete. Try something more dirt orientated and you’ll reap the benefits off road whilst still having enough grip on the tarmac. Its all in your head anyway ?????

It's arrived! Ordered Friday and here today! In Spain?

I;d like to say you get used to Candians, butt. At first, except the ones who think they are french for some God knows why reason..you think they Americans, be warned, they are not! Its like thinking someone from Britain is English cause they are from Britain, kinda lke that, butt weirder. So, in the end i think Butt Weirder is a good way to decribe life south of Canada. I hope this helps. Re reading it didnt.

Free free free at last! Got a cat scan, they said they dint have a dog scan, poop.

What did they say?

we will make a spanner man out of you yet

That is definitely coming off then if you have done it pete....you and tools = You didn't use a spoon to do the bolts up with did you?

What's for dinner Nan................... Nan's reply............ Ham , Jam and Baa Lamb

I'll only find out whether it goes floppy when I can have good ride though.

You're really keen to get on a boat with Bruce aren't you Rich?

@XTreme congratulations and no screw loose ? Look good, sturdy and blends with the bars well.

I think he was invited to give him the benefit of the doubt a lot of people behave like twats on line but are great in real life floater turned out to be a twat in both worlds

My son used to say, 'Dad, I can't sleep'. I would reply, 'If you can't sleep then you don't have to', then as his face lit up, ' BUT you have to lay there with your eyes closed all night'.

They can't decide on anything.

You may not be surprised to know that it was Magnum who flogged her the cave! In fact he flogged it to the previous owner as well when it collapsed and was featured on Holiday Homes from Hell.

Scanning Google Earth I found some ruins just before the border with Murcia.....so that fitted in with the criteria of not being able to leave the Granada province. So off I went to check them out......and when I got there I found there'd been a number of buildings in place, spread right across the plot. They definitely weren't domestic, so more likely they were agricultural at some point. There were even small openings to tunnels or underground areas, but there was no way I could fit through those gaps! This one didn't have the spooky feel, or the element of danger that I thrive on! But until I'm unleashed into other provinces I've just got to make the most of the more local misery and devastation

I've probably got about 10K kms left in the current ones Ray......so with the way things are now it could be a few years before they need changing.

Lick of paint will sort that shit out I'd say Pedro!

Its the boats choice life is diverse. Unless i dont like you. Darwin deadender at that point.

what he said

Roads like that demand a proper bash plate to go with those posh bash bars, butt, only if it looks right, which means twice as much as the normal version costs. Butt it looks better. ?

Well done ma'am!

You would be surprised, my soup is very tasty ?

It is a very rainy Spring day today. PERFECT for some soup making. I have a wonderful assortment of fresh veggies, most importantly the tomatoes. Making a Tomato Bisque style soup with some lovely homemade cheese biscuits on the side. I hope I have enough wine! ?

Very perceptive. ?

I had a little jaunt on the 650 tonight they have put gates and locked them on my favorite mountain road along with CCTV i'm hoping this is just for the fly tippers. i could get around the gates no problem and didn't cover my number plate as i want to find out if there are any consequences to riding through there as there are no signs saying no vehicles. The first gate was to allow horses through no trouble getting the bike over there This one has a small gate to the left which is unlocked for now And this one at the far end was easy to go around I went home along the ridgeway on the next valley across and stopped in this old cemetery, I've put photos of this up before i think, this is the ruins of the Chapel i approached the steps and when i turned to go up them this bloody doll made me jump a bit i just took some random photos of the grave stones and when i put them on the computer i had a read of them and was saddened to read there were for children after a bit of research i found someone who thinks there was a lot of scarlet fever victims buried here Here's some drone footage i found of the cemetery, Turn the volume up there's a welsh choir singing for you On the way home i noticed the tyre noise had increased quite a lot compared to when i went out which started the alarm bells ringing when i got home just what i thought flt rear which in a way is good because as i was leaving to go out i thought to myself its getting time to turn the rear tyre so that's tomorrows job

I'm going to buy a job lot of creepy dolls and randomly put them in cemeteries just for shit and giggles.

Air Injection Delete Kit - Royal Enfield Himalayan In this video I show the step by step process I followed to install an Air Injection Delete Kit from Hitchcock's Motorcycles to my 2019 Royal Enfield Himalayan. Even though this is some great entertainment, it might not be for everyone, or anyone for that matter....lol

This just popped into my Facebook page looks like they've changed it again https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/special-notice-01-21-headlamp-conversions/mot-special-notice-01-21-headlamp-conversions?fbclid=IwAR2uasoqf9QNIp-u_BXC-CoMMH4sF9dcNZUx9iIhm2lZNZqhA8JpL6ZZLns

Still got a thing for Triumphs, bought this a few years ago then sold it and bought the blue ZRX

Bike before that was this thing when pa was stationed at Southern Command in Tampa. 125 Kawasaki loved the thing for the place and time, seized it a few times before she finally died tboning a 67 mustang fastback in my high schools parking lot. .

There ya go Pete, Austin in a more relaxed mood , trail riding in Wales back in the day....................

Still does ?

This is the real deal big mates with the boat boy

He does some good vids but he has a VERY annoying voice ?

I was talking to a friend earlier and he said his mate was out on his Ducati going over the beacons when he spotted about a dozen police bikes in the layby ahead he got a bit worried about being out so decided to do a u turn and when he did he lost his footing and dropped the bike on the road, The coppers were there in seconds not to book him but to help him pick the bike up they asked him why he turned around as they wouldn't have pulled him because he was on his own and riding sensibly. They were just there on a training exercise he done a £1000 worth of damage turning it around it would have been a lot cheaper getting booked He's got one of those new panigale v4 S version and the fall broke the handlebar off had to get it recovered to get home