Sir Fallsalot Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Marcel said: I'm trying to find a word not to offend you Pete.... To me it look's like you were born with a deformaty... Like sometimes someone is born with different length of legs...? you got it that wasn't offensive at all 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 29, 2022 Author Share Posted October 29, 2022 13 minutes ago, Sir Fallsalot said: you got it that wasn't offensive at all That's me.....a deformed midget! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 20 minutes ago, XTreme said: That's me.....a deformed midget! That's why the DBM's love you, they are soooooooooooooooo jealous 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 2 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Blimey, I could actually vote for that! If only that gay bike wasn't in the picture. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 5 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Not me I’m a whole inch taller than the average height for a UK woman.. who are mostly close to dwarf sized but let’s skip over that When do we get the punchline. How tall is Skippy?! I need to know if my short leg theory has worked A healthy 5’ 11” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 5 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Bit of a naughty one it seems! He got around a bit. Seems to run in the family He died in a New York hotel after collapsing in the bathroom. I think it was because all his blood flowed to his huge knob. That also ru a in the family 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, Skippy said: He got around a bit. Seems to run in the family He died in a New York hotel after collapsing in the bathroom. I think it was because all his blood flowed to his huge knob. That also ru a in the family I did notice Pete isn't riding his bike has much... Anal stretching at cause? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Skippy said: A healthy 5’ 11” Aha there’s nothing like a bit of anecdotal evidence to seal a flimsy ill formed opinion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 29, 2022 Author Share Posted October 29, 2022 31 minutes ago, Skippy said: A healthy 5’ 11” Considering my height ranges from 2'9" to 5'4" according to people who've never met me.......can you shed any light on what it might be considering you have actually met me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 30 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Aha there’s nothing like a bit of anecdotal evidence to seal an flimsy ill formed opinion If I understood your comment I’d be offended. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 27 minutes ago, XTreme said: Considering my height ranges from 2'9" to 5'4" according to people who've never met me.......can you shed any light on what it might be considering you have actually met me? 6’ 1” ………….at least 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowlycatchymonkey Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 Just now, Skippy said: If I understood your comment I’d be offended. I think. Err jus sayin aha I I won, I thought you weren’t a shorty based on an unproven theory that very short men have disproportionately short legs and you do not Glad I’m not wasting time on the internet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel le Moose Fondler Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 20 minutes ago, Skippy said: 6’ 1” ………….at least Like hell.....he can barely flat foot that gay ass Honda of his... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Err jus sayin aha I I won, I thought you weren’t a shorty based on an unproven theory that very short men have disproportionately short legs and you do not Glad I’m not wasting time on the internet Im taking that as a compliment. I still don’t understand but hey, who’s counting? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 57 minutes ago, Marcel said: Like hell.....he can barely flat foot that gay ass Honda of his... See, that’s where you’ve underestimated the Ginger One. He is, in fact, a behemoth of a man; light on his toes but that’s another matter. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said: Err jus sayin aha I I won, I thought you weren’t a shorty based on an unproven theory that very short men have disproportionately short legs and you do not Glad I’m not wasting time on the internet My legs right now, having carried me across eighteen holes of golf and supported me at the bar through several pints of Spanish lager. Gotta love Saturdays. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 29, 2022 Author Share Posted October 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Skippy said: See, that’s where you’ve underestimated the Ginger One. They always do Ray......till they meet me and get a reality check! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 1 minute ago, XTreme said: They always do Ray......till they meet me and get a reality check! Pete, I’ve had to send this as a private message so as not to enrage the other forum members but I can’t keep extolling your virtues and frankly, biging-you-up for no recompense. I think the time has come to make the first of the agreed payments otherwise I’m going to have to tell them the truth the next time they question your virility or stature. Anyway, the ball is in your court. I hope you have a good time tonight with you Spanish lady friend, cheers Skippy 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 Oh fuck sorry mate, I’ve pressed the wrong button! Can’t delete it so you’ll have to come up with a good explanation. Just say I’m a cockney slag or something, cheers El Skippo 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted October 29, 2022 Author Share Posted October 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Skippy said: Oh fuck sorry mate, I’ve pressed the wrong button! Can’t delete it so you’ll have to come up with a good explanation. Just say I’m a cockney slag or something, cheers El Skippo He's a Cockney Slag! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 5 hours ago, XTreme said: That's me.....a deformed midget! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckster Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 4 hours ago, Skippy said: A healthy 5’ 11” Short arse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tym Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyrider Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Skippy said: Pete, I’ve had to send this as a private message so as not to enrage the other forum members but I can’t keep extolling your virtues and frankly, biging-you-up for no recompense. I think the time has come to make the first of the agreed payments otherwise I’m going to have to tell them the truth the next time they question your virility or stature. Anyway, the ball is in your court. I hope you have a good time tonight with you Spanish lady friend, cheers Skippy she looks a goer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted October 29, 2022 Share Posted October 29, 2022 1 minute ago, skyrider said: she looks a goer Impeccable taste mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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