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Swagman

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5 hours ago, Swagman said:

I have loads of drugs but there not for the back, so I have to use paracetamol and ibuprofen in alternating patterns, but then that does your kidneys and stomach no good o well I’ll just suffer in silence.🤣

see if you can give yourself a wank mate , probably wont help your back , pass a bit of time though....

 then treat yourself to a pot noodle .

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25 minutes ago, Six30 said:

see if you can give yourself a wank mate , probably wont help your back , pass a bit of time though....

 then treat yourself to a pot noodle .

Or have a wank in the pot noodle, I'm sure there's a student somewhere who's done that :classic_biggrin:

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7 minutes ago, Clive said:

It's up there with wiping your nob on the bedroom curtains!!😂

With all due respect it was the living rooms curtains. Facts matter. 🤓

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1 hour ago, boboneleg said:

Or have a wank in the pot noodle, I'm sure there's a student somewhere who's done that :classic_biggrin:

more likely a Harley rider.

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2 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

Xtreme claimed that one a while ago 😂

Oh yeh......I was a demon at wiping my cock in the curtains!

Got me banned for life from Primark unfortunately!

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