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10 hours ago, Catteeclan said:

Just as well I know nothing of football.

You can add it to the list of things you know nothing about, the long long list judging by the shit you post on here.

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On 13/01/2025 at 02:29, Buckster said:

I wonder how @alfalfa is doing? The fires have reached his parish by all accounts.

they were about 20 miles from me, at closest approach.  Been some crazy times here in Cali!!!

 

 

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7 hours ago, alfalfa said:

they were about 20 miles from me, at closest approach.  Been some crazy times here in Cali!!!

 

 

Good to hear from you.

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A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left with the hope that she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed over to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family returned to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. “So ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?” “It’s pretty nice,” she replied. “Except they won’t let me fart.”

 

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