Marcel

3....fat arse having some Marie Jeanette ..lol.

On the ferry crossing this morning....arriving in Muskegon...2 hrs crossing....ride across Michigan...we should be reaching the Canadian border by noon at Sarnia....a little foggy this morning.

That's Dan ...you dummy...lol. I have a six pack...

Taking a breack minisota...

Would you stop with this lone wolf thing....lol....were in Wisconsin at this motel with a Hildo kinda looking guy...had his bike shipped over from England ..Im hoping to get chance to chat with him before leaving this morning...

Jesica road up to sturgis from Houston alone...with this sick roadglide...her and Donny didn't know what the hell to make of us ...until we told them we're just like the Trailer park boys but only smarter...lol...then they understood what we were about...

I was so wasted I don't remember the walk back to the motel...with Jesica and Donny..lol.

Here's looking at you Buck...lol.

I might be moving to the states...I'm heading towards and ice cream shop...

To the east ? Oh by the way... I found ice age animals today...lol.

Nope not this time...figured my boys are self-sufficient now...I'm moving to another country... The last straw with Canada...has the country is falling to pieces now...the big question and debate in parliament is they are wether gays or bi- sexual men can donate to sperm banks...I kid you not...lol. Anyway I have narrowed down to country that I might move to...it's either England or Poland...with England I think I have the perfect plan...gonna enter has migrant get a bunch of free stuff and enter politics...im gonna promise a bunch of free stuff , like free dental care ex ex...and if I fail at politics has a back up sperm bank donations...I figure if I wipp out my credentials...direct descendants of British nobles with Pocahontas genes....Im figuring this magical juice my be in high demands...? And it would re-new your gene pool in the process ?

That's very knowledgeable Ian...you know your stuff... Anyway I bet your dying to figure out what's this thread is all about...it has nothing to do with this. Not about skin color. Not about the ice age. Not about Pocahontas. Not about if your ancestors were either knights or Barons. Not about making anyone appear foolish. I've decided to leave Canada...

The transformation is complete...

Shaka Zulu !!!...hahahaha !!!! That's hilarious Pedro..lol. But really it isn't very nice to make fun of one's skin colour...im very self conscious now having being called all kinds of nasty names by bulleys at school...it's not my fault that I carry Pocahontas genes in me... Speaking of Pocahontas...I'm sure that you never heard this native American story before..give where you live..but it's a real story...I guess she was so beautiful that men fell in spells and were powerless from her simple beauty....so beautiful in fact that English Nobles stach her up and held her for ranson...I kid you not. Oh and something else you might not know Pedro...im sure you seen hundred of them..given your roots and where you were born....is that every camels you see on the Asian continent is in fact a Canadian camel...so next time you see one...there's a little of me in there.... Speaking of Pocahontas, natives say that my mom was a real life Pocahontas and I was given a natives name to reflect that...Pocababiboy...it translate to Pocahontas mama's boy....yes thruth be told I was kinda of a mama's boy...I didn't bother much with my father...he was more like a British drill Sargent..always barking out orders...I was a free spirit like my mom... You probably think I'm bullshitting you again about everything... but I swear its the thruth...but just to show proof...haven't got many pictures of my mom when she was in her mid 20 at my place...but here's one...Im sitting between her legs..I was either 4 or 5 years old at the time.

Like me..? ...I'm thinking of changing my user name to Baron marcel to honor my great uncle..

I can't believe you peasants now....total lack of respect for your elders...you should be ashamed of yourselfs...taking to British high society like this...shameful !!! Anyway the idiot Buckster forgot that... I can re-edit my post any time I want...lol. In your face !! Buckwheat...lol. Yes the Hache held important seats in British society....I kid you not...with titles of Baron. Let's see you recover from this @busabeast....who would have known....I know more of your historical history than you do...lol. Now that you got me upset I just might have to go over there and take my seat at the house of leatherhead...being a direct descent..lol...and if you twats stand in my way...chop ! chopped !!! Pretty amazing @busabeast...you've just learned that Im British...my Grand dad x10....wipe the floor with the Scotts....don't worry my Scottish friends...im retired now...lol.

Here's looking at you @Buckster....lol. Speed sensation is better I think ? Anyway buck...not brag or anything...this thing ride like it's on air bags...you feel barley anything transferred to the bars...with the low profile 19 inch wheel...took wyll to get used too..you almost have no sensation of the front wheel...and that's what Roland said after he tested it out... Mind you I haven't tested out the inverted forks on the new Harleys yet...but imagine it's similar now... @Pedro Didn't say it was a good thing...like I said ..it took time to get use to it...but it's definitely less than other harleys I've owned...on my Harley every Crack or little jolt would be transferred to the bar....it rides like a Rolls-Royce...

Yes Im making my post extra long...being limited to 5 per day...anyway you can change the time.? ..I do my best writing in the morning...6am my time ? Really @Buckster there's really one thing we can't agree on and it's the age of earth. Being considered and elder now on my mother side of the family, I feel compell now to tell you about these stories passed down by generations ...you'd be surprise how everything is very similar to what's written in the Great Book...do you remember how my Great grandfather explained the melt of the ice sheets ? ..well it wasn't just Buffalo farts..but it could have been the trigger...and after perma- frost started to melt...waste quantities of methane were release...is what most likely happened... Im going to tell the tell you the version of the Great flood through storys that were passed down by native Americans...and it's very similar to what you preach...in fact it could possibly be the same story that happened on your side of the pond... Here goes....and tell me after what you think... Long ago the Great Spirit gave a vision to this great chief...to built hundred of giant canoes and load everything..the people and the animals that could be saved....moose , deers , hairs..wolfs ...medium size predators...it's how the Great carnivores went extinct....imagine sharing a canoe with a giant short face bear...im sure it would have tipped over....you do know these great beast did exsit at one time...? You know they are still digging there pristine bones in the lebrea tar pits...? Anyway in the vision a great flood was about to accord...from immense km thick ice dam holding back imaginable amount of water...and when they broke...some believe now it's what created the grand canyon...during the time of Noah's flood...10 thousand years ago roughly...it's kinda hard to beleive now that these beast ever existed at the same time my mom's ancestors were walking into this new land...this story is kinda vaguely similar to yours isn't it ? I'm considering sending off my DNA to somekind of ancestry site , just for curiosity...but I'm not to crazy about having my DNA on files,I'm sure you understand night prowler... I'm thinking what they would find... is that every human being that ever walk on this earth is part of me... Is your mind capable @Buckster ...of following along has I re-edit my post to answer your replies ? ?

I hope Pedro you don't take this the wrong way...looking at pics you posted during the years...are you 100% Caucasian?....could there be some east Asian in the family tree in the pass ? It's only logical to me now that possibly I've inherited African genes....when you think about it...a group of African people heading in the same direction towards the land bridge....ive seen many beautiful African women during my time...not talking about the likes of " Big Mike "....it very possible that some koyduss might have happened behind the bushes..and the population was absorbed by the people migrating to this new land...makes sence doesn't it ? In contrast my Father was pure Caucasian..I meen pale...I've you even seen butt cheeks from a Caucasian man ? Pearly white...he was like this all over his body....even if he spent time in the sun... Tell you the truth I kinda like these genes passed down to me by generations....imagine having skin that doesn't sunburn or have to spread this toxic gue all over you body ...and if you put my arm next to a 30 years-old...you can't tell the difference even at 61 years old...it's like super skin... I kinda figured there was something off about you...a little Arabic..makes sence... Honestly I didn't know Africans sunburnd...I certainly don't...or ever had to wear sun screen protection...I must be carrying some kind of mutation in my skin pigment...has I was growing up...I was always wondering why I would get so dark in sunlight compared to my peers...I always beleive that I was Caucasian for a long time...wasn't until my mother told me about her heritage and that she was half Mik mah... You know @Pedro...making fun of my dark complexion isn't very nice at all...you would beleive how many times I was called a Paki by the meen kids in school...I'm a little self conscious now...lol. @Pedro...that's hilarious .. Zulu what did you call him..lol. Are you talking about my Father side or my mom's side....lol My Great grandfather ×10 defeated the Scottish at the battle of Falkirk... And my mom side...well they lived and trived along side monsters...so take your pick....lol.

Take a pick....everything from East Asia...now even knowing some inuit in the gene pool...you do know that Inuit or Eskimos are not the same group of people has north American natives...? Eskimos comes mostly from Siberia...now mix in this super rare genome from my Father side of the family...Did you know one of my Great grand fathers was a noble in your British high society ? If you looked in your history books you'd probably find him...his name was Baron Williams Hache during the reign of Henry the 3th....a powerful rich businessman at the time...some say Im a spitting image of him...tall , dark, (not has dark has me ) handsome...these families help formed what British society is today....well before mass immigration took place.... In other words...if I would move to England,I would automatically be a Baron..and you'd be all peasants to me... Anyway...lol...I really need to get this bike ready to go and packed for this epic journey...Ill try to answer every reply before leaving and give you something to entertain yourself wyll I'm gone....do you know who's gonna miss me the most..? @Buckster....lol.

Where going Iraq ? Just has a warning I wouldn't get close to the border with that American motorcycle between you legs..you'd be fair game to get scud missile up your arse... @Buckster....tell us...what did you buy....grills for your BBQ..?

Might be a shocker to some...but the earth climate does change...it's a natural process...beleive it or not...we are still dealing with remenance of the last ice age...in reality..even after we're all gone..the earth will continue these cycles between warm and cold...you'll have to trust me on this...their is check valves in place...if it gets to warm...the earth will automatically cool off...

Anyway it must have smell horrible...imagine countless miles of turds further than the eyes could see...I bet you couldn't take a step without walking in somekind of manouer....lol...I'm thinking it must have smelled like a combination of rotten eggs and dog crap...

I know that some of you Twats beleive we were directly responsible for the disappearing of the mega fauna...but that's not true at all...they were already on there was out due to climate change...I can actually show you direct evidence that here..in my home town that giant glaciers coverd this land and were at places several km thick... I remember story's from my great grandfather who lived till I was about 5 years old...storys told sitting around a camp fire..how his ancestors witnessed the retreat of the glaciers and what cause them to melt so fast....it was the Buffalos or Bison if you prefer...there was millions upon million of them....and Im not counting the other herbivores..camels , mamout, horse, ex ex....I guess there was such qwanties of farts being produced that it change the atmosphere....that what I was told anyways....and the big hyper carnivores couldn't keep the populations down...like the American lion...a beast of a cat weighing has much has a bull moose...the ambush predator couldn't compete with the open grass lands....that why wolfs now only remain...cause they ran down the pray to exhaustion...