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A date with Pedo (OOPS I MEANT Pedro)

@Six30,s special picture selection and a visit from the nonce squad.

'28 Brough-Superior SS 100...

Oh where is @Slowlycatchymonkey on this day of fooling, i recon i could have roped her in again with some flight of fancy

THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes.” WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?” MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.” WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.” MAN: “How much?” WOMAN: “$90,000.” ; MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.” MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.” WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!” MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.” The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is..

Owwww I wanted a sherbert dip

Looks a bit Limp-Wristed...

The xt ...no problem, especially on 1st of April

Sat in the showroom. First MOT on the Citroen this morning, they’ll probably condem it She’s seen sense and ordered a Honda this time .

Cheers anyway.....cozy I can

What the fuck have I won

Congratulations @PHILinFRANCE, nice picture! @Six30, You’re up for doing this in April.

Van action ... in new van soon

Come on in … I got some sugary sweets

So the car has passed MOT but advisories on tyres, 3 and 4mm. The car has only done 8734 miles from new

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!" "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?" "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant." "Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again." The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved." "That's great," said the surgeon. "Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolors." "Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?" "Well, just one problem," said the golfer. "Every time I get an erection, I also get a headache."

A 3 pence lucky bag

Jake Dixon managed it in Moto2

Me to I liked it.

Told you before, he’s got no ‘off’ button ……

6-pack of YamaThumps...

Nicely done sir.

Cabinet Mtns in MT....

Some cool old military truck carcass's here in eastern OR....

Got 7 inches last night and I'm still sore! Another day in paradise...