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With no members talking about being unable to wank in the bathroom while his girlfriend is rejecting him in the bedroom, I don't know how this forum will survive.

It’s just him and the plastic vagina now

So far 9 Sparrows.. 3 Pigeons... a police helicopter ..an air ambulance and 36 Boeing 777's have all been issued speeding tickets

Suzuki was doing pretty shit so they hired him to train the next generation superbike riders.

If you were to have a bike meant for mostly cruise control style of riding, covering some distance on motorways and what you brits call A roads, and felt like having proper comfort, would you be tempted for a cruiser? I sort of feel like test riding a Harley sort of thing with a fairing. Rode a BMW 1600B once, on loan for a day, and found it amazing on the motorway. Don't want to have that as it's too delicate mechanically, but ... what you go for? I tend to not be too impressed by Indian, they always look naff when I look at them in real life. Asking for a friend.

A certain person has flounced and asked for all their content to be removed, five days of retirement induced a total functional meltdown, there was plenty of inane drivel that you lot didn't see being sent by pm to the mods and admin. By the way if any of you say disrespectful things about said person he will find you and look at you sternly.

Harley, only if there was nothing else available, at all.

Pan European ... ugly heavy bikes , my dad had one ..he loved it .. the twat

the twat will keep lookin on here... marcel.... your father is a hampster and your mother smells of Elderberries...

Not my style of riding but if it were I would probably go for a Super Tenere, you then have the option of gravel as well

Having the ability and actually wanting to are two totally different things. Also drunk Ebay is a dangerous place.

Never really had my attention other than one I spotted at the Brighton run several years ago. Very low, just gloss black and chrome, owner said it was crippling to ride.

Fuck off you aint that much younger than me, I've seen the pictures. I mean 10 to 15 years old not 50 years old. I had one of those never again (1977 T140 Silver Jubilee). POS.

Beef stew, with carrots and mushrooms. I quite liked it.

I'm thinking of buying a new Tenere as mine has a lot of miles on it. But for what Pedro describes, I'd buy a Japanese cruiser of some sort.

I had one for lunch today, the filling is very moist .

"....inhaled a pasty crumb and choked on it" - We've all been there, brother.

Yes his Franglish would give him away, that and lustful pictures of his causines.

Any other member could maybe re-register and pass as someone else, after they realized they threw a tantrum over bragging with having an imaginary girlfriend. However, in this case the writing style ...

While we're on the subject of flouncers , where's that other dude ? The one who favours driving into ditches ?

Right !! who wants a name change as we haven't got a Moose Molester anymore .........

He'll be back , hopefully making more sense to all of us next time around .

Bought with good intentions and enthusiasm…, and then .. no fuck that can’t be arsed , know that feeling

stable isn't even in his dictionary

Waiting for the scrap man. Then putting up my new storage for my bike gear and mechanical tools.

Years go by in minutes inside his brain when he’s home alone.

Please no!

I do like them, on principle. That's it, I'll see about going on a test ride.

Plymouth Triump were cunts, now gone. Bridge, Exeter were better but still doing me a favour in their attitude. I am funny like that, I like people to at least be polite when I am buying a new bike,

not like Triumphs back in your day ..when you got a baking tray as part of the deal.

Seriously, I think he was lucky to be allowed back on the first time. He clearly has issues and although I wouldn’t wish him any ill I just couldn’t be bothered with some of the bollocks he spouted. Bottom line in my view is that the forum is better off without him.

My car flew through it’s MOT today, so all in a good day.

Yes nectar of the gods, but you have to go into it knowing that heartburn and guts ache are part of the deal. Always worth it to me. I have many tales to tell but won't, tis a niche subject Here one of our idiots telling you how to do it. And yes I do sound like that but an octave lower

Just the thing after a few Stellas, I'll bet. Kinda looks like a calzone (below) that is dipped in sauce - that's why I asked. Gravy inside sounds delish!

Tis a Cornish pasty.

Dunno but it is quite refreshing to just talk about bikes and bike related stuff.

Clive would be welcome to it but getting it to him would be the issue. Plus it needs everything. I looked into getting some parts from the Czech Republic, not viable cost wise. Also even if you restored it to like new it would still be a terrible bike.

Black horse finance … owner not paying for it probably and took off him

I would... i got past history.

It’s dangerous sober for me

1977 CZ125. I bought it 20 years ago intending to restore it, got to the point that I just don't fucking want to. Practically worth less in good nick, let alone rusty and fucked. Cleaning out my old bike shed to repair it and store my Hornet and CBF out of the weather. The Hornet is currently sitting in my wood working shed.

Heartburn heading my way

Apparently his truck has a mobile network.

Nothing a rattle can couldn’t sort

Doesn't strike me as the most stable person, just through some of the rubbish he posts. Don't wish him ill, hopefully he has some people around him to give some perspective and help.

Looks more like a pussy.

Sofia made mince pies. Turns out there’s no mince meat in them, da hell?