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Well after a quick stop at Tesco in Mablethorpe (I shit you not), I checked the weather forecast and whatever I did I was likely to end up riding home in the rain so I headed up and across the Humber bridge and did a sprint up the A19 and I am now home in Edinburgh. I did 355 miles today, in total since Thursday afternoon I have done 980 miles and I didn't use the bike at all on Saturday. A few pictures from the trip. Pink BMW for @Six30 because he is a puff. Yellow BMW for @Marcel le Moose Fondler because he is too chicken to race @busabeast Water tower and zombie research centre. Wildlife. AJS, the real thing, tax ran out 18 years ago, it was in use and obviously well maintained.

After yet another car driver trying to kill me it's time to fit a dash cam thingy. Indicating to exit a roundabout from the inside lane (two lanes on the roundabout, big white arrows in the road indicating both lanes exit onto a dual carriageway), driver to the left of me decides he is going to carry on round to effectively do a U turn by going all the way around in the outside lane to go back the way he came from, no indication that he's going to do that, just cuts straight across in front of me ... I didn't hit him but it's just the latest thing which has made me decide to get a dash cam. I want one hard wired to the bike, camera front and rear. Anyone got any suggestions? Anyone use one? I have one I can fit to the side of my lid but I always forget to put it on/ charge it up etc.

a dash cam wont stop car drivers being idiots..

That time of year again. still not sure I’ll be putting them on as the current tires have got a lot of meat on them. I don’t think they have 6000km of life left, though.

Most of Portugal felt it, plus some parts of Spain and Morocco. I’m that good!

Thought a van was parking against the house in the middle of the night, then thought I might be drunk as I felt the bed moving, turns out it was an heartquake at 5 AM

no ..no i dont..

Alternatively you can ride a bike that is the colour of a dildo and people will avoid you.

Or van drivers.

he will have taken a sledgehammer to them just before you arrive but will have taped the box up so you dont notice till you get home

all you need to know is im a big deal round here.... i have shelves full of leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany .

Naughty boy, you're going to miss church . Even I have been to church this morning ..........

Here is one for you competent off roaders to laugh at. New 200kg plus bike off road with no experience, what could possibly go wrong? @boboneleg @Sir Fallsalot.

id just get a cheapo ebay special they can be picked up pretty cheap

KFC, Kentucky Fried Cock.

me and the old man went out on the bikes today and say loads of dutch motors done out like those in the pic, no idea what is going on to have so many of them over here

Innov seem to get the best reviews although at a price.

Must be a shithole.

Gay

did the earth move for your boyfriend as well

id have sent him out on it first, and its not wrecked at all

You wish

no ... bob , no i dont ... they are probably lesbians

How would that of worked .... you wrecked it falling off it

no.. thats where my yard is .. i couldn't live down there ..its a shithole

I'll take a run up the east coast this morning.

I don’t like you that much.

Come on ‘guests’ , @Six30 wants to know who you are

That's going to be my breakfast tomorrow no coffee though