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I see you put on the queen back seat for @Six30. If that’s not being a considerate lover I don’t know what is. Lucky you, @Six30!

You really are multi talented! But don’t overcharge your mate for working on his teeth, that’s how dentists got their bad name.

On other news, is the top box still black a step too far, @Buckster? It could pull the “I’m too cool for colour matching paintwork” look with the fairing, but the top box might be too much. sorry, Tour Pak! And congrats! Parked like a BMW, Audi or Range Rover driver!

Kent, to bum some gammon into next week while the gammon reads the bible to him .

Fitted a new water pump today to the A40 Cambridge. Owner has loads of spares but only fan belts either too small or big so I couldn't finish the job. Got one on order for the morning so hopefully finish then. Transit service tomorrow plus a MOT for a mate and a dental check up. Where's the cash register emoji.

Maintenance on the Beta tonight. new pads front and rear and a new Michelin Enduro medium tyre on the rear, re-lubed the front mousse and that's not the kind of moose lubing Marcel does

He can read?

All locked up for the night outside the hotel.

that guy looks like he is about to barf

or inlets

No sign of the Bum bus

It's not rape if his pants are down and he's bent over all lubed up when he hears you arrive

that looks like a gay conker

or he has no choice ..the choir boys arses are probably red roar and soar as fuck and they are probably hospitalised .. he's turned to other outlets

depends on the diameter of the exhaust .

Oh I do hope not , I think she is looking at my mate Timmy standing next to me

WTF you talking about, you going a bit post truth Trumpy on us.

See below. If this wasn’t next level moderating by me, I don’t know what is. I hope you two have a lovely time. You’re just weird. And you come across as you giving too much thought into Buckster’s parts. This was a nice motorcycle workshop thread too, with pretty pictures and everything. You lot should be ashamed, bots are starting to complain!

That’s true, I will endeavour to gently coerce him into a inclusive and loving situation that may involve a bat and a disused coal mine.

What the hell, you can’t say that! Harley is woke now, you will have to make love to him. And cuddle.

She's got the hots for you @Saul ............

It's a lease hire car so we are already looking for compensation for not being able to use it until sorted, we wont mention we have another lead we can use

Bloody stupid, play up and you'll get a result.

It's probably the charging point we installed at fault not the lead

I’m with VW, what do you or the people at your work know about electricity and cables? Better leave it to VW

One of the company vehicles in work is an all electric VW car and we had to phone up today because the charger cable has stopped working and is still under warranty, they said they can't do nothing about it for two months and need the car at the garage to check it out even though we told them it works with a borrowed cable but not with the one it came with so our option is to not use the car for two months or buy another cable around £200 at our cost fucking useless bastards and while talking to them they said there's a few minor recalls on the car one of them being a software update for the door handles WTF

there is spoonful's of shit in every jacuzzi ,,,, floating round from peoples bear caves,... i wouldn't get in one