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Drawing a tribute to my best friend's boss who just passed away suddenly last week....my friend really respected his boss....the kind of guy who makes going to work a pleasure. He was a native american...which I told my friend that he called the right guy as being married to a native for 31 yrs, I have a ton of love & respect for the natives. I'm hoping that the finished product will help along with his grieving process...

It’s 03:47 and one car is just not enough.

My parking partner at work today………

Hows this for a result ?

Finished work at 08:00. Picked my middle one up from college after being on duty all weekend then slept for a few hours. Walked the Dear Boy. Now waiting to go and get the same daughter from the stables. Tonight I will be mostly dozing in front of the Telly.

Big fat lady fell down in the toilet, took more than one crew to get her out. Not something I want to do again.

I think I would pay someone to kill me if I had to live in or around the UK. Dating for a lesbian would be really easy tho you all have vaginas so it would be who has the nicest breast wins. Yeah being a redneck ain't as bad as being a sheep.. But hey we still love you on the other side of the pond... You did ask..... Oh and FB is gay as well you know lol......

All done at the Health Centre and it's still healing well. Carlos (the male nurse who's seen me throughout this period) recommends leaving the staple removal till next Monday because the incision was so big. I'm fine with that cos I want to play it safe.

Give them a Bath and dress them up they would look like they just came from the UK You Know how I can tell look at their teeth...

Pictures ?

Facebook is brilliant for people replying to a post that they've clearly not read or understood! It's also great for finding people who don't understand irony or are looking to be offended!

Just when you think you've seen all the fucking stupid cunts possible on the Internet......new ones turn up. And raise the bar! Background is I posted a thread on the Senior Motorcyclists FB group! It's rare I ever look at it because it's filled with some of the dumbest Yank motherfuckers you can imagine. Usually very old fat bastards struggling with 800lb Harleys. (Disclaimer: I'm not saying all Yanks are like that, because they're not) Anyway, knowing their very limited cerebral capacity I made it very clear what I was looking for! My post was.......I am not looking for medical advice as I get that from my doctor. All I'm asking for is experiences from other older riders who may have undergone open Hernia surgery. Like how long before you went back on the bike, and any issues you may have had when you did etc. Just general feedback on your experiences after surgery. Now you'd think that was clear enough......but it obviously wasn't for those dull cunts! I went back on a few hours later and I'd had about 20 replies like "Goddam it......why are you asking for medical advice on a FB group" and "Nobody can advise you because we're not doctors". The one I found most bizarre was "How can anybody advise you if you don't say where you live?" No point in even replying to thick fuckers like that so I just deleted the thread and left the group. If it was a forum we could have gone in team handed, but some of you are not on FB, and ultimately, FB could have ended up banning some of us from that platform. This forum is the Epicentre of Intellectuals compared to that FB group.

So it is @Slowlycatchymonkey then?

@XTreme please sir, @Six30 is being mean to us

no time to dress em up , they would of shot each other before they finished whistling the first bit of dueling banjos.

I promise you, you would not want to see or smell that.

At the Health Centre getting my wound cleaned up and bandage changed.

He had a Hernia op and got back on his bike to soon... if only he'd asked for advice

Dickhead

your probably related to the pair of em.

Just WD40? I've heard that toothpaste is actually pretty good on them as well. Cos that's something I've got to do on mine!

Six and who ?

I’ve told her she’s the mother, so she’s making her spicy chicken soup and taking care of me.

So that's what happened to him.

Paolo stayed down his Nonna's last night so we're off out for a roast nosh up at 3.00pm.............

I imagine that you have a can of WD, a cloth and about 20 seconds of free time so just do it, it works.

They were unsurprisingly identical but just for you here's a pic of the untreated one after treatment, what on Earth do you think that I did ?

I can get the yellow off no problem but my headlights have deeper crazing from 20 years of use so I am sanding them, done it before, I start with 800, then 1500 then 3000 then an abrasive polish and finally a clear polish and lacquer to protect them.

You have just broken @Six30’s heart.

"I don't always listen to Judas Priest, but when I do, so do my neighbors."

How can that be induced?

What does this "ban" button do?

Take a test!

You should of gone on the Doctors who ride Harleys FB page .... silly

He might have made it around the bend if the idiot hadn’t tugged the front brake, you can see the bike snap to a halt and the front dips suddenly causing him to lose balance.