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Hopefully collecting Mandi from the hospital in time for the F1 qually which will be more entertaining than the race. She was in last week expecting the normal treatment, IV steroids, that sorts out her "flair up", but for whatever reason they didn't do that. Instead she got some IV paracetamol and fluids and sent her home. Back in yesterday and got said norm and she's bouncing back big time. Don't tell her I said bouncing.

Get back in your garden shed!!

Completed a nice bit of German Scaffolding on my bike today. Actually my rack came from SW Motech this morning so it had to go on straightaway. I got to say it was a bit spendy but worth it when it just goes easily on with no swearing needed. I am a big fan of SW’s stuff proper quality gear that just fits. It took me longer to read the instructions than it did to fit it

I'm going to see a Dali type exhibition thing doodah. I loves a drippy clock me.

you dont know what work is ..... sitting on your arse all day in front of a computer ... work..

beautiful... you are

Twat you are

I guess that I don't need to mention using a smear of red rubber grease during reassembly? If our bikes were not going to be used for a bit I used pop the calipers off and pump the pistons out a fraction. Then clean the pistons as much as was possible, put a smear of red rubber grease on them and then push the pistons back. Then I'd repeat this cycle until all the pistons moved out at the same rate. Finally, push the pistons back in and leave them until the first use of the bikes, remembering to pump the brake lever and pedal before trying to move them.

Some of you will need new underwear for the trip.

Inspirational Individuals?

I nearly got run over by the Michelin Man when he was riding a Beemer (I think it was an R90S) on the infield at Silverstone in 1978! Fat Twat wasn't looking where he was going!

I read that has "I love a drippy c.."......no not going there.

Just the usual here this weekend, sweet F.A. My buddy is going with his pals to Wales till Tuesday, he will need his Factor 50....gets sunburnt in February he does

You are right and when I fist sat on mine it felt like a pumped 125 but I could flat foot it, it feels light and is easy to manoeuvre and move around. Stuff that never entered my mind a few years ago but now I am a codger it is a factor. Also I won’t be taking a pillion anywhere with the exception of my youngest who is a hobbit. I look at lots of stuff and do often hanker after a big blaster now and again but I always change my mind after a bimble on my little CB. It’s right for me. Although a new Hornet could be on the horizon in a couple of years.

Harleys use dot 4? Is that standard for agriculture?

Nope - you're fucked.

I am sure I witnessed something very similar to that in Cardiff on a Saturday night after the rugby

Ginger Mong?

Looks like I will be chucking sickie from work this weekend all gouty with a foot like a peach. Singing on Sunday so will get the Mrs to drive me and I can hobble around for that but overnight driving shifts aren’t on the cards. Rest of the weekend gonna be YouTube and good rugby tomorrow on the blink box.

I have done that twice when I was in the Saab club, did it once non stop there and back with a couple of mates. Breath taking beauty. If I was to do it again I would like to bimble it and take my time, with a few nights air b&b.

Ooh well no need to understate the power of Wales and Scotland. The lands end to John o’Groats recce I did was, and still is one of my favourite ever trips. Like another world of beauty. Look forward to hearing about it.. or your ride to Devon

Because last weekend saw my mate not getting his bike tomorrow it is, everything is in place though I gave the bike shop a call today to play a small prank on him, by which we will be going there they will be hiding the bike and telling my mate that the new owner had already arrived and picked it up and gone just before we turned up so I guess I'll have to "get lost" on the way though really they are just hiding it for a short while till he starts to cry. Then once he has it we are going out for a good blast as iv been given the day pass to be out on the bike

I sat one one the other day but it felt too small for me. It's still on my list of maybes though.

Said in his best Yoda voice.

No it's all your perverted mind's, if i wanted it to be a dirty innuendo i would have said Wait until you see the video of him sliding down it Damn that's what i meant to say LOL

SW Motech gear is always good stuff and always fits.

And there we have it, there is always someone who crosses the line and its usually Fred.

They are that's why there's nobody on here but the sad twats ahh fuck that's me i'm outta here

They are fucking dicks at our local hospital, I asked about a hearing retest, and they have made me a appointment for a MRI instead.

Yep nearly got it exactly how I like it. Also getting ready to do a trip or two in the summer. Got panniers, tank and tail bags so just need the time off now. Which maybe an issue as I am about to change jobs but will worry about that when the time comes.

Yeh a weekend in Mablethorpe.

Yep “and now is the time for drinking” He was originally a rejected illustration for a brewery that was then used by the Michelin brothers. Theres a great poster of somewhere of him driving a convertible and drinking out of a champagne coupe There was one poster suggesting a drink if you felt tired would liven you back up for driving

This is how my weekend looks...... And I got a shit load of work to do! Can anybody come up with a weekend more dismal than that?

Been many times mate, great roads, rugby, singing and Brains what more do you need.

Nothing to startling. The usual suspects, Wales, East Anglia, Scotland or maybe Ireland. But all depends on circumstances and could just end up in Devon for a couple of weekends

Bought a small Givi tank bank as my sw motech one went missing. It’s ok but then the motech one turned up, I’d forgotten how much better it is compared to the Givi. A trip or two where? Do tell.

Tyre fitted to the wheel and balanced, £20.

Yep I can. I’m trying to do three weeks worth of work in one week so I can leave the UKs sunny pleasant weather to catch a plane on a bank holiday weekend that’s predicted to be the busiest since 2019 in order to get to Spain where there’s thunder, lightning, torrential rain and lower temps. That’ll be a fun ride through the mountains Or will it? It could be another ‘we haven’t bothered to charge the battery’ debacle at airport parking and another walk to an expensive hotel to sleep in the clothes I travelled in before a nice rainy ride the next day. Whoop whoop let’s see what unfolds

This time next year you will be a millionaire. ☺

I don't even know what they are!

you've been watching the Saw films aint you .

I think you guys have been watching too much Sons of Anarchy!

You will be safe Pete only likes men, the vertically challenged kind LOL

Some proper 80's smalz ..........