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@Slowlycatchymonkey The guys in the cider place opposite work gave me four bottles of this 'to try' today. Could be interesting on saturday when I get to drink it ...........

Gay porn star . There are others on here who would be ace at it but I'm not doing that for anything at all

Someone give me a freebie I can't wait, fuck the weekend.

The job of changing the warning light bulb on the very top of the Burj Kalifah building.

Anything that involves tools, dirt, water, or physical activity. Sitting on my ass in front of a screen is just right for me!

Well it ain't going to be you Marcel , you haven't quite got the looks ..............

Any thing where i would be working for some one else ... i do what the fuck i want and thats how i like it , I work, but i haven't done a days work for about 25 years, cause i enjoy doing what i do ... that's the secret

oh look whos back ... from the other place , traitor .

I went to a different town yesterday. Whilst walking through their town centre Co-Op I thought how thoughtful they were in that shop. All the spirits seem to come with a complementary plastic shot glass on top of the bottle.

Also curious to know why anyone would need camouflage seat covers? If the police pull you up you can pretend that there's no one in the car?

Off for a ride.......I may gone some time!........well maybe 2 hours.

What job would you not do, even if you were offered huge sums of money to do it? For me it would have to be working at sea, especially something like a deep sea fisherman. Whenever I see a shipwreck, even photos or videos of wrecks, the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end! Videos of guys working on deep sea fishing boats in stormy seas make my skin crawl! What about you guys?

See id do that job, for me it would have to be something office based, I can't stand being stuck indoors

I am a cider drinker .... yeh right , look at 2 sips and im done

What Buck said!

His forenames Ian and he’s a Londoner. He’s so tall he has to duck some distance to go through doorways

Interesting. https://www.leboncoin.fr/motos/2290492150.htm

Damn you Guardian-reading, Tofu-eating Wokerati!

Eh? Nope ‘Lump’ due to him being the most curmudgeonly, intractable person you could ever meet making it impossible to move the ‘Lump’ to do anything at all he doesn’t want to. Argumentative, grumpy, refuses to smile, loves dishing out an insult and can take back the other way too. You got to admire that

woudn't surprise me ... Benders bitch and tickling Stu's ball with his tongue

It's not so much the bear, but the state of that cabin's carpet!

Ride an Enfield.

Roads are damp and grey with road salt, but it is not cold..so I quite enjoyed the ride.

Just finished...Good stuff that snow foam....

Get pics......and the way things are this month you may even win BOTM!

Spose it depends on your expectations, I assume French cider will be undrinkable so it was a pleasant surprise to be able to get the stuff down. There are three different but identical looking Cidre Normandie’s so maybe you didn’t have the dry one? So far Somersets cider crown is more than safe

so is skyrider Cartoon Head ?

Me take a selfie! never! I do have a large photo of myself on the mantlepiece......it keeps the grandkids away from the fire!.

That’s his selfie stick.

Well i got one. When i fitted my new boiler a few years ago i only had the old copper pipe for the pressure relief valve going through the wall so i used it for the condense drain from the new boiler with all intensions to change it at a later date. When i came home from work last night i spotted a stain on the ceiling below the cupboard the boiler is in. When i went upstairs to have a look the floor in the boiler cupboard was soaking the pipe had frozen and the condense was now dripping all over it, so i spent last night putting trace heating on the pipe as once it leaves the house it runs about 3m across my kitchen extension roof to the gutter. Got home tonight all the ice has gone but water is still dripping in the bucket below the boiler i found there was a split in the pipe but couldn't understand how it froze inside the house and split. I cut it out and replaced the split bit of pipe and after reconnecting discovered its still leaking, on closer inspection the pipe hadn't split due to being frozen the condense is acidic and had eaten the pipe away along its length so i taped it up with some self amalgamating tape until i can drill the wall of the house to put the right pipe in this is the bit i cut out

@Marcel been on the cider i reckon

yeah a bit of a s**t job that

Appearing soon at a public toilet near you.

I'll help you with it, get a crate load of them

no i havent dug it out of the cave yet

is it stuffed or just dead... i know its both .... you know what i mean.

Off for late breakfast and some more sun ski n cider. Laters gators.

Bruce. I had a text conversation with Bruce earlier on. He seems in good spirits all things considered and is living on his boat full time.

I hope you not like a mate of mine, he bent a valve on his Guzzi and carried it around in his pocket, when we went to bike rally's or party's he couldn't wait to get it out and bore someone to death about it

The bear was cleaner in the wild

That's weird, it looks like the guys takes such good care of it.

Marcel grooming Lionel?

So this is it Fred. Years ago we were on our way to the Dragon Rally when I had a whoopsee ........... After I had picked myself up and Fred realised I was missing he returned and helped get the bike out of the fence. I sat down feeling sorry for myself while Fred assessed the damage, the only problem was the gear lever which was pointing at a funny angle, Fred sorted it out for me while I hobbled around and we continued on. The gearchange still didn't quite feel right and when I got home after the weekend I saw that the gear lever shaft was bent on the tip. I managed to find a replacement part on eBay and fitted it later on but it was a bit of a twat as you had to take the clutch out and then pull the shaft out from the other side of the case but it didn't want to come out easily because of the bent tip. Anyway, I did it eventually and all was good again.

I heard that when you were a kid they used to have to hang a ham around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

A realistic one for me is doing electrical work on peoples houses no fucking way, i done some domestic electrical work when i was 16 and what i learnt was i never want to work on houses ever again especially with people in them, i might tolerate a new build but that's it. My boss had me price a rewire on a house about 15 years ago and when i gave him the quote i said to him if you get the job i wont be working there, he said you'll have to if we have no other work, i told him no i only have to if i'm working for you put me on that job and i'll be gone and we've never priced a domestic job since.

Is he trying to say that you're Cartoon Head?