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  1. I was MIA yesterday because i developed a pounding headache about midday and couldn't shift it until late evening and today i'm catching up with chores around the house, just finished fitting a new mixer tap on the kitchen sink, I've been putting it off for years but last night i couldn't get no hot water out of it so it could wait no longer, fucking thing only lasted 25 years LOL and as usual the new one wasn't a straight swap had to alter the pipework under the sink which is cramped to say the least and then spent the last hour chasing leaks where i disturbed the existing fittings, so I'm having a break now while i wait to see if there's anymore leaks before i put all the useless crap the wife is storing under the sink back in
    6 points
  2. I'm back home now, I reckon I was probably three sheets to wind last night as I had to celebrate my birthday even though I'd forgotten about it. I must have got out of the tent at least four times to have a piss last night and it was feckin cold. Just had a great dinner cooked by my lovely wife. I'm going to stand for the two minutes silence at 20.00 hrs if for no other reason than to piss off @XTreme
    5 points
  3. Your in the virtual queue the only reference to this shit is from you on here i don't see it anywhere else but come on here to see bike stuff and i get this shit you fecking Spanish Gammon
    4 points
  4. Large Lenor fabric conditioner bottle, essential camping equipment. Plenty of capacity, a large neck and a watertight lid.
    3 points
  5. I went and saw the flowers near Buckingham Palace this afternoon, not something I would have done given a choice but my friends wanted to go and chuck some on, so I thought I'd show willing. The flower bit was easy, getting back out of the area was more difficult. I didn't even know we had that many people in the country, let alone central London. Someone was strangling a Scottish Octopus by the sound of it as we came out of the station and walked into Green Park. I saw a Portaloo tucked away out of sight in Green Park. At my age, you never miss the chance for a wee so I walked around this clump of trees only to have the following rise and fall of emotions. 1/ Aha a toilet, joy to the world. 2/ Oh wo is me, for it has a padlock holding the door shut. Fuckmine! 3/ But wait, what light through yonder bollock shines? Tis an FB padlock, verily do I not have an FB key attached to my work ID pass which be in my rucksack? Surely my luck is in forsooth. 4/ Cursed be the toilet bastards, for mine own key tis an FB14 and though it fits, a pox be upon it, it does not turn! I must tieth a knot in it....... So I got behind a large pair of rozzers who barged through the crowds and had a wee in a pub next to Victoria station.
    3 points
  6. We will want a photo don't forget hand on hip @XTreme style
    3 points
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  8. Your face … not allowed to do that any more
    3 points
  9. Testing an old Nikon that still works wtf? This mornaing at the, wait for it!
    3 points
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  11. And I think I've figured out why! Apparently some guy has had his collar felt by Plod for wanking in the queue! Anybody here in the frame for that?
    2 points
  12. Get in The Queue you fucking Gammons!
    2 points
  13. Its possible I haven't checked the sat nav recently
    2 points
  14. I can only find information on when the supermarket petrol stations are closing tomorrow (closed and mostly reopening at 5pm). Shell company owned ones are closed from 10:30am to 1pm but the independently owned can please themselves (so will likely close and who knows whether a shell garage is independently owned or not?) and BP are saying nothing. Shouldn't really chance it cos I'm picking my brother up from the airport tomorrow but.. pah I don't want to go out today
    2 points
  15. Raining here today as forecast!
    2 points
  16. Big day today, i get to paint something, black.
    2 points
  17. Looks like tomorrow is going to be the only chance for me to go anywhere! Unless it all changes of course......cos these forecasters can't seem to get anything right. What you lot got planned?
    1 point
  18. believe it or not ive been ironing .
    1 point
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  20. He didn't want to meet you because you're a Cunt!
    1 point
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  22. I promised myself i wouldn't troll you tonight but your making that promise really difficult to keep
    1 point
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  24. I think the bomb went off whilst they were making the warning phone call, they were still saying the name of their group 'Mudiad Amddiffyn Cymru' and the timer finished its work because they were having trouble pronouncing it.
    1 point
  25. Back in 1969 we were planting bombs! But we're just shit at terrorism!
    1 point
  26. My boys have decided that normal people are boring and they like to come home for some fun (and free food obviously) so thats lovely. Picked one up this morning, the other will be down later
    1 point
  27. Volunteer work, taking care of mum, and of course mentoring wayward young women, its a passion of mine.
    1 point
  28. Camping, drinking, eating, riding , farting. Not necessarily in that order
    1 point
  29. Saturday...visit outlaws, they are back from their Azerbaijan jaunt this morning. Sunday...classis scooter and bike show.....and a little ride after.
    1 point
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  31. isnt that the one they called "the land crab" it was so shite?
    1 point
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