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Pay no heed @boboneleg you’re getting slated by the narrator of Ivor the Engine.

So why isn’t it great when you are older? What the fuck do they do to you lot in Portugal? At age 11 do your parents sit you down and give you ‘the talk’, “Pedro, you know all that food that you really like? Well you can’t have it anymore, here is a plate of shit and congealed sick, get used to it!” Then you grow up to be an angry fat lad riding a Teutonic wank panzer shouting at people on Internet forums for enjoying life. It’s all becoming so clear now.

Sure stand still…..always happy to help…

As if you could chew that Phil?

@XTreme would like this shit, no DBM's though

I've spent a good half an hour looking inside this one in Evora, it's not as well lit as these pictures below indicate, which makes it gloomier.

You’re really touchy about your burger bread

I never implied it wasn't good. It's great, if you're 10 You're supposed to be a man's man, tall dude, cigars and whisky and a big Harley, and you're eating your burgers with children's bread? Do you stop that lovely big red Harley and chew on gummy bears on breaks, too?

While I was waiting for Costa to have a good sniff and make up his mind about having a poop or not, I took a couple of pictures dedicated to @yen_powell, of my local cemitery on a dewy night. The crossed bones above the gates have always seemed kind of weird to me.

It depends who the muffin belongs too

Well that’s that then. Other than the colonists who didn’t know there were different types of bread we can all look forward to enjoying our tiger bread, except for Pedro who will be chowing down on something a little different. Here you go Pedro, enjoy!

You two are a pair of 'part-timers' , you're not truly Welsh as don't even speak the language. At least I speak true Bristolian What you say @Specs

But I don'r sound like the only gay in the village

Looks a lot like a place that someone may have disposed of bodies in at some point in the past, it isn’t near the border with Wales by any chance is it?

You sound like a fucking village Yokel Bob!

Ok @Slowlycatchymonkey , what parts have you been showing Marcel that has convinced him that you're a woman ?

Im guessing 'polish munter' ?

Not local to me, no, but I’ve been in a couple of those, I think they’re more common in the Alentejo. It takes quite a lot for me to go and look at the inside of a chapel

That's a pretty grave yard, thank you for the pictures. Have you got any local churches with piled up bones, the sort that make a display of them?

I always thought it should be called Chita bread, but I can see how that wouldn't work in English

Do you like tiger bread?

propably not even his tiger bread.... deep fried mars bar and a can of irn bru , yeh thats more believable

plenty of it at morrisons

They said it was hot today, i seemed cool, never trust anybody.

Ask any Welshman and he'll tell you that the bloke playing that part does not do a correct Welsh accent! It may sound right to you lot but to us it sounds fucking weird! Tell him @Sir Fallsalot

In the woods on the left

I think they were built as the bones "became available", but I'll visit next time I'm there and inform myself.

Correct, for Marcel

Target practice.

Why would anybody want photos of that thing?

No worries, I'm lacking in meekness and that does seem to cause confusion.

I have evil relations and I prefer to stay off their radar. They're not all about the peace n love and they're skilled at fucking things up.

Small blue things I suspect.

Yeah , come on @Slowlycatchymonkey . Show us your old wringle nut sack.............

I meant streams of texts at 4am, posessive behaviour, asking if you want kids after 5 minutes, crying when you say hello to the girl at the supermarket cashier, mad, are crazy eyes a good thing in the uk?

I think its great Pedro, its a little vibey on the footrests but pretty smooth at constant throttle and will sit at 55mph on the road, does around 40mpg and can i just fill up at the pump without messing about with oil. Probably do about 150 to 200 miles before the low level light comes on for the two stroke oil but i just refill after every ride. I don't like the maintenance schedule but its a two stroke and to be expected on the plus side its easy to rebuild and i don't like oil pump as its electronic and scares me as it looks so fragile would have prefered a mechanical pump like the old DT's had years ago i carry a small bottle of oil as an emergency measure if the pump did fail, lots of people go back to premix but that defeats the reason i bought the bike being oil injected was the only reason considered buying it

I love white bread cant beat a fresh thick slice toasted and covered in real butter unfortunately for me its no good for diabetics

I always wanted to ride a big Harley, this is going to be great!

I suppose I should have a look at this thing then.

Sounds kind of iffy, dude. Be safe. By safe, I mean take protection. By protection, I hope you know what I mean. It's not knee pads, well, not just knee pads....

Looks like i'm out on the bike tomorrow now got a man I've never met picking me up in a van in the morning and taking me up country for some riding

A little rough play with Costa, followed by chilling with a glass of wine outside don’t know if I’ll ride on the weekend, but I will for sure go on a few days on the bike not long from now, maybe next weekend.

I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition. The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize.” "That Fantastic!" I called out in delight. "Feel Confident?" the presenter asked, "It's a Geography Question." "Well, I've got a degree in Geography from University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught Geography to A level students for the last 5 years" "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to a Tory leadership hustings and to meet the two leadership candidates afterwards for afternoon tea, what is the capital of France?" "Bracknell", I replied.