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I agree, I hate it when that happens.

I will get the wife to send me one, she has a way with words....useless, wanker and knob head are her favourites.

Midget bumbing in a desert 🏜

Phew.....thank god this isn't a large group!

Getting a happy meal for your latest victim?

There was a bloke on the late Terry Wogan's radio show called John Marsh, used to do the weather and also the shipping forecast as well. I think that when it was discovered his wife was called Janet, a listener started writing Janet and John stories, similar to early years reading books, but with a rude twist. It was all based around John being a badly dressed child-like pensioner with a weak bladder and a sticky beard and Janet being a domineering wife with a liking for extreme sports. The stories were read out live on air, no idea how they got away with it in the mornings, the crew were nearly wetting themselves when they heard the first part knowing what was coming. Sometimes I did when I heard them as well. The real Janet and John publishers tried to shut them down, but they were used to raise a lot of money for charity later on. There are loads of these, but here is one that tickled me. They are short, so don't panic if you have a Wogan phobia.

Who hasn’t tentatively entered a building with 100 people in it, to attend a business meeting, only to find out it’s a rather joyous party, only to find out it’s actually your birthday that day, to then discover the party’s for you? It’s a nightmare when that happens.

In Scotland people are now allowed to stand next to each other.

News just breaking that Bozo threw a birthday party for himself in The Cabinet Room during lockdown in June 2020! With about 30 people present! Apparently he's stated that “Nobody told me it was my birthday.”

Anyway, the grammar school was 10 miles from were I lived, saved my parent's some money on bus fares with failing the 11+.

me too! what a fucking waste of space that exam was, 3 people in our family failed it, my sisters husband ( who went on to work with electromagnetic super conducteurs, designing and building magnets such as those used to curve the beam of whateveritis in the large hardon collider at CERN) my sister, who went on to do a language degree and is now teaching) and my self ( er...yeah...ok... )

Now you've been told by @Tym.......stop turning this place into a MENSA site with your intellectual hypotheses! Keep an eye on him @Clive

MENSA!........I failed the 11 plus.

What Tym said.

tis, i actually done that in Mcdonalds the other day , couldn't see the number on the ticket properly .... bad lighting of course

Not a joke, but plenty of knobs. If you get bored, fast forward to 9:25 and watch the Jeep nearly miss the ford altogether and end up in the river proper, followed a few minutes later by someone in a jacked up offroader killing his vehicle

He wasn’t all there, he never is.

Didn't he also appoint the person who arranged the first party to investigate

that gif reminds .... watch Ozark @XTreme netflix i think

This isn't the time or the place for an Incomprehensible PM Clive!

I passed.......and look where I ended up!

Not following him into the water though.

no... im not fucking blind

did you keep bringing it backwards and forwards to read it and then finally take your glasses off , seen that done so many times

It's no worse than the Honda Firestorm I had.....80 miles of reasonably quick riding, and the tank was empty.............but quicker to tank up the bike than that scoot. A ride to Mablethorpe would be a 2 day affair.!

You seen this @Clive? Needs an hour charge after 80 miles though?

They got the interior decorator from the other scandal to attend this scandal! Brilliant how they keep re-introducing these characters in different episodes! I'm waiting to see if that guy dragged his dead uncle to the party as well after they got his Pension from the Post Office! Seriously......you don't need Netflix or The Comedy Channel with all this shit going down! I'm just waiting for Bozo to say "No-one told me that having a surprise birthday party with 30 people and picnic food and a cake and people singing happy birthday and our interior designer popping in during lockdown was against the rules".

Easy, i used to do this kind of cleanup inthe dispatch office of a cab company, i would claim fucking sainthood, and say coincidence is Gods way of acting anonymously, call you a hethen infedel dognad and damnnit where is my rolex watch! Cani have an Amen.

Yeh.......she's got to investigate and tell him whether he went to it!

Reached saturation point on talking about covid Pete. Ill come back to the thread for a celebration when they finally drop all the restrictions which a certain foppy haired flip flopping charlatan says he’s going to bring forward from the 23rd March

You brits and your tea…

the 550 was a better bike than the 380 they reckon

Still got my original Suzuki GT550 handbook.

I've had one of those as well.....they're decent enough but they don't have the performance of the Kwak 500 triple!