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One springs to mind and also one I've never admitted to...until now. Was on a trip to Germany in 2016 and left early on a Saturday morning to head back to the UK from Neuerburg on my own, leaving the others at the hotel. Leaving the town, there were roadworks so I stopped at the red light and then went on the green as usual. Thing is, the roadworks lane was on the left and when I set off I stayed in that lane and headed down the road totally forgetting where I was until a van came towards me flashing it's lights and beeping it's horn. In a split second I realised I was on the wrong side of the road and moved the bike across to the right so quickly I ended up riding on a grass verge and nearly binned it before pulling over and spending a minute nearly throwing up with the shock. Anyway, got back to Calais in less than 4 hours so the day turned out alright in the end

As happy as a grump old fucker can be you mean

Very tasty.

Mine's got the spoked wheels, smart ass!

He's waiting for the right helmet

I rode the Tomos twice.

Yes haven't long got in. Eleven and a half hours of muddy fun bloody aching all over now, the lads i was out with today were a bit faster than the usual ones i go out with i'm not ashamed to say I've had a beating only took two photos all day

you are a very rude little man .

I don't think i have any awards at least nothing i can think of but my wife was once told by a landlady of a pub in north wales your husband is the drunkest person I've ever seen in my life

is she ... any pics

Don’t talk about old Pete like that, you young whipper snapper.

Just listening to this on planet rock thought id post it here just look at that crowd

Yes, I remember Big Nige . All that lot in Caerphilly club can ride like you can't believe.

No a guy called big Nige not sure if you know him He's piloting this here think i posted it before

Shit, @Sir Fallsalot, 11 hours on muddy trails? Did you loose a bet or join the foreign legion? I rode the GS around very local streets to dry it out after washing, took 20 minutes

Shit! You'll ache for a week after that Fred!

Nope, only in my mind. I've been on google earth riding through those hills near you

Shut the fuck up Mr Blubber, I always happy.

I'd concur with that statement, that young lady behind the bar in Bettws thought the same thing as well

Just got home from work the bike is all clean so going out for an hour to get it dirty again

Newly trained lorry drivers are filtering in.

Been to Narbonne today. Mandy wanted some new shoes and we needed to get some food shopping done. Tomorrow's plan is to cycle to the next town for lunch to celebrate our first anniversary here. Got wine and beer in, to continue the celebrations when we get home! Sunday? No plans yet, but Mandy's got to leave home at 4am Monday morning to take the TGV to Paris for a meeting, so I don't suppose we'll be partying on Sunday!

Like Pedro says, get out on your bike. The work can wait until Monday

October 2016 or 2017, coming back from Morocco: night time, tired, hungry and cold arriving in Lisbon in the rain, my more than half worn Heidenau K60 on a loaded bike letting me know at every motorway offramp and expansion joint why they are known to be shit in the rain. I swear I thought we were going down every time I had to put the slightest amount of lean into a corner.

There's a bit of 'fiddling' going on here, yesterday that was @Swagman Tea, now it's a 'snack'