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How ironic that you have what appears to be a 'dick' growing out of your head

Whats not to like? A bunch of irreverent oddballs typing whatever random thoughts pop into their heads all iced with a fine layer of sweary tourettes.

This week marks 18 months since this place came to life! As I've said before, I didn't think we'd last beyond the lifting of the first lockdown......so I'm amazed we're still here! Of course, we did get a boost from new members coming in from another forum earlier in the year, and since then even more have joined up. The first one in was @Six30........but fortunately the intellectual level of new members has risen somewhat since then! The rest of you must be wondering what on earth they find attractive about a shithole like this filled with the very dregs of the internet? In fact I've wondered that myself! Maybe some of them can clue us in on that? All I can say is we're glad to have you all onboard......however you got here! And I'm really trying hard not to fuck this place up as bad as I did the others! What you say @Tym?

Velcro is the answer.

There are only a handful of people here who actually ride bikes, only three of us ride any distance. We have a gammon who carts his bike about in a van, a ginger on a Chinese copy of a bmw, some geriatric Sunday drivers wondering if they are going to join Bobs gimp brigade due to diabetes, a fucking anorexic nutball and a guy who shits his pants for fun. It sounds like a BBC2 soap opera.

Why does this amuse me so much? Time to break out the diazepam @Rob M this board needs it. You can write prescriptions for emergency PRN, can’t you? .

What the fuck you got on yer head twat.

Very tasty.

You can see right there why people want to be part of this shit!

My topbox is probably inadequate, which for some strange reason is highly appropriate. 30litres. Which is sufficient for my needs. (Such as they are) it’s aluminium which only decreases it’s worth. I guess and from a little known brand out of darkest Bulgaria. Just to make matters worse - if such a thing is even possible. it’s a struggle.

Did you get your clutch in your motor....

Forest Gump said , can he have his boots back.

Where? In Marie's fanny?

My arm got stuck now what.

You take your lead from a drug abusing misogynist who suffered from jealousy n paranoia then? Now that explains some stuff

I have no problem with top boxes, especially when you can remove them in one swift movement. But even though it's sooooooooooooooooo easy to remove them, some don't bother when they're taking a photo

Legionnaires.

I sincerely hope your bike is not in that van

I get a feeling we're thinking the same way Bob! And I know we think the same on TOTY!

I think ladies are included

On so many forums people say "Welcome to the Mad House" to new members......then when you look at the board itself it's boring as fuck! You look for madness and there's just non-stop tedium, boredom, whinging, and negativity. There's none of that here......just posts filled with total shit written by people who invariably need some sort of psychiatric attention.

Only real men can pull off pink so what does that say about you old have beens

When you get one let us know.

I don’t get restricted on here so guess I’ll stay, plus there are no fucking snowflake mummies girls/boys on here that’s worth staying for.

He can’t block me, I don’t have a van!!

Must be an age thing, can't hack a real bike

Shithole of a place , I only come in here cause you can swear and that .

Well you better get on and do something inspiring to get some support Rich! Failing that, give somebody your gay pink sportsbike!

Maybe its the only place will have us

@XTreme your wanted

Air con unit …??

I like that last photo on the shore of Lago di Resia, mainly because it gave me a view that I was sooo, looking forward to. which the photo only hints at, but.. zoom in:

Hello! Some call me Tym!

I passed through Austria last year, in September... and although I didn't admit it at the time, I actually stayed overnight. Despite Austria at that point being on the 'naughty list'. I ate at a kebab place in Landeck and camped at a quite awful site at a place called Prutz. - it was awful because it was set up originally as for mobile homes and caravans only. so.. the ground was incredibly hard and full of gravel. almost impossible to properly erect a tent. it was also noisy due to a main route to Italy close by as well as a very loud river in full flood!! anyway, I had zero problems while there. but I didn't hang about.. I was in Italy next morning after a quick diversion into Switzerland as the road was closed. I had a fair bit of rain to contend with too.. all day, until I got to Landeck. But, of course.. cross into Italy and.... woosh. all change. From this: To this: And then.. further down that same road... But, if memory serves didn't they at one point actually close the borders? maybe it was when that happened and then obviously attitudes would change markedly. very 'germanic'. "You shouldn't be here... go away. go home!!"

Oh yeh.....fully paid up member of the Metropolitan Liberal Elite he is! What you say @Tango?