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Had to go out and get some more meds for my back so took the long way round to test the scoot is all working as it should Parked up next to some locals but they wandered off as even they didn't want to be seen next to it Continued on via the tight single track roads that weave through the woods, you know the sort where it's so little used that a grass verge has grown down the middle, scoot handled it well On past Pontardawe to Brynamman and up the Blacks where I saw this lot obviously on their way to the supermarket with their shopping boxes Here's the obligatory top of the mountain shots Just getting used to it really, I haven't ridden a twist and go since 1980 and that was inside the indoor shopping centre in Romford, up and down the stairs, pissed as a fart with a girl on the back, I'll try to avoid such shenanigans on this one Back down via Ystradgynlais, visited a friend then off to get the meds Very comfy ride, in fact my back is far better when on the scoot riding than when off it, she hits the speed limits very quickly, plenty for overtakes, very sure footed and natural in the bends, very pleased so far

It's nothing fancy, but it ticks all of our boxes.

Few shots from this morning! No fucking van!

Ok, I know you are still upset about your BOTM loss last round due to my awesome piece of shit bike, but you can let it go now..... .....we are into a new round, there is hope for you this time around.....

Building in the spare tire, some recovery gear, camping gear, a fridge, boating gear, camera gear areas....stuff like that.... Doing the "overlanding" thing, for lack of a better word. We had a van, but we needed more of a 4x4 for where we like to adventure....

Finally I can feel the wind on my vagina once more After more than 4 years of no bike I bought one of these Knackered joints and lack of self control dictated it, it's only a little 400cc but on the roads here you hardly need anything more and this suits some plans I have Yamaha X-Max 400

Bunch of ungrateful cunts, I fought off bears, wolves and zombie goats to get that picture.

nothing new there no one likes us.

Almost forgot to post a pic of the Montana state welcome sign. This is what they should look like. Ya hear that Wyoming?

Best not mention the pool then!

Thanks Pete. We stretched to budget a bit, but we both fell in love with the place when we saw it. And it's got aircon in all the rooms too!

Scooters are where it’s at. The in thing, made to be ridden not transported by van to some picturesque location within a mile of your front door so you can pretend to be something worth paying even the slightest amount of attention to. And that. given the title of this thread I’m surprised it’s not overpopulated with wishful thinking posts about that very brief moment in time he actually encountered a real live vagina. In the delivery room. you have to wonder though… did the midwife turn round and slap his mother? something to ponder.

It will probably be won by a four year old Vespa sporting 242 miles on the clock and a seized motor.

Waters in the creek were beyond clear - could see right though to the bottom...

I'm not too sure how to react to that......ummmmmmm ......ya, I've got nothing to say that won't make it sound worse.......

A couple of pics of the actual mean machine LOL

Fucking conned again, i go away for the weekend on the bike @XTreme gets wind of it and closes the post early so he gets a better chance of winning and i'm out on the new bike tomorrow a day before the end of the month i know your game mister

Stalker

It's funny here, the scooter people never expect to be waved at......then I come along with a big old HI THERE and it seems to make them smile.

Excellent. I have to admit, when I was at the dealership last week having my bike serviced ready for Ireland, I was quite taken by this 750cc scooter.. well, I say scooter. It's actually a standard motorcycle wearing different clothes. DCT obviously. It won the 2019 Gibralter rally!! Beating KTM, BMW, Huskie and the rest... https://tinyurl.com/ty6d9djp

He’s stuck at the bottom of a bog

I notice Six isn't online.......you don't think......he's got the Van out?

In Portugal a brit is bife (or bifa for a woman) I think it originates from beefeater, roast beef, or beef steak, which is what you were mostly order on holiday here. I don't think it's meant as an insult, though.

A few of Todd's pics from yesterday.....

bet he hasn't got a fucking old Picasso either.

But do you have a van?

You'll be a God to @Six30 now Bob!

I don’t know, might be the hardcore riding?

Why cant Buck and Six come up with such a good excuse for no pics!

Rode my formally clean bike until it was filthy and ended our day at the hotel bar. A perfect day of ridding

Yet again , we almost ran outta fuel as none was to be had for miles....

We did about 125 miles on this road - no one out there aside from us. Almost heaven....

Today was much better some off road / dirt road riding in the middle of nowhere. My kind of riding...

It works exactly that way, except you take shit pictures and people don’t really want to vote for a GS. Plus Michelle takes some amazing backdrop pictures too…

The Himalayan is going to break down and be in the back of there anytime now.

The "Blacks" is a stunning road, it used to be used by the original Top Gear crew Here's me leading a bunch of trail riders out, this is the road section to get to the first trail

Italians are wops

Can't argue with that

you got to have air con in countries with hot climates eh Tango... i cant go on a two week holiday with out it... Scooby Doo is less confused and got more sense than @XTreme

No, us paupers can only afford a trailer!

That looks absolutely great, glad you found some ‘proper’ roads

Thats not what she said.

You mean your legs are too short.

The Harley is way too much bike for a shell suited ginger, so good choice.

Broken bike.

After several configurations were tested, I concluded more "useable" space was required for the desired result. So.....out come the the rest of the seats. NOW THIS I CAN WORK WITH! I have now done this to 3 vehicles and the previous 2 are both vehicles I had many fun adventures in and look back on with very good memories! So I'm looking forward to the adventures to come in my Toyota with no seats!

All of the US soldiers were buried in a mass grave and this marker was installed on top of them. Custer was later reburied at West Point Military Academy....

Lots of US horses got killed as well...

Custer and the remaining gang made it to distant hilltop only to be surrounded by thousands of pissed off Indians. They all fell here at the Last Stand...