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It's nothing fancy, but it ticks all of our boxes.

Few shots from this morning! No fucking van!

Ok, I know you are still upset about your BOTM loss last round due to my awesome piece of shit bike, but you can let it go now..... .....we are into a new round, there is hope for you this time around.....

Building in the spare tire, some recovery gear, camping gear, a fridge, boating gear, camera gear areas....stuff like that.... Doing the "overlanding" thing, for lack of a better word. We had a van, but we needed more of a 4x4 for where we like to adventure....

Finally I can feel the wind on my vagina once more After more than 4 years of no bike I bought one of these Knackered joints and lack of self control dictated it, it's only a little 400cc but on the roads here you hardly need anything more and this suits some plans I have Yamaha X-Max 400

Bunch of ungrateful cunts, I fought off bears, wolves and zombie goats to get that picture.

nothing new there no one likes us.

Best not mention the pool then!

Thanks Pete. We stretched to budget a bit, but we both fell in love with the place when we saw it. And it's got aircon in all the rooms too!

Scooters are where it’s at. The in thing, made to be ridden not transported by van to some picturesque location within a mile of your front door so you can pretend to be something worth paying even the slightest amount of attention to. And that. given the title of this thread I’m surprised it’s not overpopulated with wishful thinking posts about that very brief moment in time he actually encountered a real live vagina. In the delivery room. you have to wonder though… did the midwife turn round and slap his mother? something to ponder.

It will probably be won by a four year old Vespa sporting 242 miles on the clock and a seized motor.

I'm not too sure how to react to that......ummmmmmm ......ya, I've got nothing to say that won't make it sound worse.......

A couple of pics of the actual mean machine LOL

Fucking conned again, i go away for the weekend on the bike @XTreme gets wind of it and closes the post early so he gets a better chance of winning and i'm out on the new bike tomorrow a day before the end of the month i know your game mister

Stalker

He’s stuck at the bottom of a bog

I notice Six isn't online.......you don't think......he's got the Van out?

In Portugal a brit is bife (or bifa for a woman) I think it originates from beefeater, roast beef, or beef steak, which is what you were mostly order on holiday here. I don't think it's meant as an insult, though.

bet he hasn't got a fucking old Picasso either.

But do you have a van?

You'll be a God to @Six30 now Bob!

I don’t know, might be the hardcore riding?

Why cant Buck and Six come up with such a good excuse for no pics!

It works exactly that way, except you take shit pictures and people don’t really want to vote for a GS. Plus Michelle takes some amazing backdrop pictures too…

The Himalayan is going to break down and be in the back of there anytime now.

Will a 3 foot dago's moobs reach that far?

I ride more than all you put together.

I was just watching the movie its a mad mad mad mad mad mad mad world and it has a great scene in it, the beatnick son throws a guy over a bridge just because he was English...lol

Italians are wops

Can't argue with that

you got to have air con in countries with hot climates eh Tango... i cant go on a two week holiday with out it... Scooby Doo is less confused and got more sense than @XTreme

No, us paupers can only afford a trailer!

Thats not what she said.

You mean your legs are too short.

The Harley is way too much bike for a shell suited ginger, so good choice.

Well how does Fred keep winning.......his backdrops are usually swamps and he takes shit pictures too?

Broken bike.

After several configurations were tested, I concluded more "useable" space was required for the desired result. So.....out come the the rest of the seats. NOW THIS I CAN WORK WITH! I have now done this to 3 vehicles and the previous 2 are both vehicles I had many fun adventures in and look back on with very good memories! So I'm looking forward to the adventures to come in my Toyota with no seats!

Scooter for you next ginge, there are loads of chicom variants.

Oh dear.....you are starting to get to know me @Tym Very nice stuff there, I do have some similar items.....

Mattress was my first thought!

Jan 2005 Terry.......and I left in October that year.

Bloody Hell, 17 years

So true. Soon I will forget the troubles and carry on blissfully. But you know the gremlins are just waiting till I least expect it......

And don't you just know he's going to do insane shit on it?