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I had a mate who used to say if he had to get rid of a body he would wait till the council dug a grave for a funeral next day then bury the body in it at night and tamp down the earth at the bottom. Then next day a nice coffin would be lowered on top of it at the funeral proper and hide his body for him. You'd need a ladder, some rope, a shovel, a head torch and a flask so you could have a little cup of tea half way through.

A shallow grave in woodland, one shovel of quicklime spread evenly over the corpse, it is down to a skeleton within ten days and a few small bones after 4 months. Now if you want to be creative, a commercial bone grinding machine only costs about £300 used, cut the body into small chunks, separated at the joints, then grind it up with strong bleach as this will destabilise dna, any metal implants can be removed and smelted down, given that you now have access to them, wash it all down a drain. Then the old favourite, get a metal locker, drill a few holes in it, stuff the body into it and sink it in a large body of water, all sorts of critters will do the job for you.

This is the one I lusted after when I was young , RS3100

Everyone is over thinking this dead body stuff....just get a few pigs.....all done! Then sell the nice fat pigs for a profit.....

Dead bodies (human and animal) have a lot of air in em so you’d have to do a lot of jumping up and down on it to break the rib cage etc and release the gases otherwise the spot just sinks down as the gases escape. Best return a few days later with some of that spare soil to level things up again I reckon.

You need to take the excess soil away with you as well.

They tried smaller capacity with the Street 750 and 500 but they didn’t sell well. As far as innovation is concerned, they are innovators, the new 1250 is evidence as it the different series of v-twin motors every few years, all definable. The Livewire is cutting edge in electric motorcycles but for some people Harley will always be out of their reach, wether that be financial or socially, I joke about them being too much bike for some people but they actually are and mainly because of their heritage and image. They just don’t suit people who live in mediocrity, or gingers.

But not that black wire

Cut the black wire.

Nah thats just so you’re in the right demographic to ride a Harley.

Interior pretty standard, nothing bling there. Vinyl roof in good condition, alloys that are turning to powder and to top it all, it's a 2.8 engine the previous owner fitted. I knew something was wrong while I was getting it started but kept my mouth shut before I could confirm to the owner. He's a little disappointed but now started searching for a 3ltr engine. and manual box. Paint looks very good on this pic but the lacquer is shite. Previous owner didn't do the car any favours other than keeping it in a well vented garage.

I wouldn't have driven that bloody lorry that week .

That’s why you give the corpse a good stabbing, with a garden fork preferably rather than a penis.

Just water it down and it'll compact enough to compensate for the body's mass. Then plaster it on top of the body. All it'll do is give the worms a couple extra days to get to it.

Well once upon a time a wee psycho tried to kill my sister in law, she ran to our house and the coward was too scared to follow her here so all was well but for a while after he was released I did have a hammer handy. The way I saw it the only chance I stood if I was on my tod was to hide behind the door and have one good swing! Might have back fired horribly but at least I wouldnt have gone down without a fight

Creative. I like it. I’m always wary of any body dismemberment at any scene you can be connected to though, DNA’s a sneaky bugger, one little hair, one missed blood spot before the bleach.. and the smelting of metal parts? Its a bit involved for a non smelter. The locker ideas a goer though, sinking stuff in waters always been a winner, so long as its well weighted down, floaty little bloaters that we are. I understand the M5 was very popular with the Krays, a lot of cement went down.

I always thought Harleys main issue (aside from the price tag) was that they survived. The classic Harley look is a stand out amongst any icon. They pull off a look that kids dream of owning and everyone has enjoyed at some point. The level of fuss and people falling over themselves to be complimentary about other bikes of the past that have been revived like Bonneville, Bullet, Indian wouldnt be happening if they too had survived. If Harley had disappeared taking its V twin and volcanic chrome with it people would be wetting their pants over it now (moist ) but because it has been ever present its in my view not properly appreciated.

I was just putting it out there, I assure you they are tried and tested methods.

Chillingly I thought as I was posting that “I bet Buckster has a few ideas”

too much heavy rock and decibels

@Buckster......some gay Tractors for you!

I'll get some pics next time round, I couldn't believe how good the struts are, no rust on the top plate either.

Stuff a v/8 into it. You know you want too.

Well thanks for clearing that up.

Cunt.

My bad, it was 2001 . I've fecked the date out of my brain now, my wife could tell you the exact date .

Unfortunately only one, knowing what I know today, any day before February 2018

We haven't seen him for a while! You don't think he's..........?

I'm setting the controls for 1973......that's the year where I can make the changes to set a different direction in my life! What year you going to?

You been around Six’s house again

As a curiosity, found this pretty cool!

There's some sort of horse event going on in the town, and over 25 of them are being stabled in the site where we have ours. Some were in enclosed stables so I couldn't get pics but you'll get the idea! First two are ours.....

After the morning dog walk we went for a short ride on the Himalayans to see about a road that just opened up....meaning, NO LOGGING TRUCKS The sun came out for a bit and the roads were in good shape..... it was a nice ride.

Started the day with a lovely drive to some different trees for the morning dog walk. We went down a mountain bike trail called Tin Pan Alley. It had just rained, so it was really nice and lush in the forest.

Take it to the worst part of town, have some scrum show ya how to hot wire it.

Well, if you think this is how a lady dresses, I think you´ve been fooled before And they're called japanese blinds, your granny had curtains!

I just want them to refund the tax they owe me.......£1200 is better in my bank account than theirs...........too much to ask for?.....seems like it.

And this is not a feeling sorry for myself statement, but being deaf is very isolating, can't hear music, visit in laws, can't join in the conversations, television is off more than it is on, some channels have subtitles, but alot dont. Mobile phone is only usefull for internet and text messages. If I have to go somewhere, hospital (they can call my name all day, I won't hear them) shopping and the garage to have car repaired wife has to be there too. We had a hell of a time getting the car and bike insurances to talk to my wife instead of me, and official departments like the tax office are adamant they want to talk to me only, sorry cannot talk to your wife, data protection and all that shit. I have one sort of riding buddy, he is very useful at cafes and eateries, otherwise I am stuffed. It would be easy to withdraw altogether, but I try not too.. Anyway guys remember "loud exhausts save lives" maybe mine. Louder the better, so I know you there

I do miss music I can hear a noise when I turn radio up to nearly full....but it's just a distorted sound....sink don't bother. But wife is becoming a expert on noises on the car telling me about squeaks and rattles......just need her to get competent with spanners.

Once I am asleep I have no problems.

Been fooking gardening most of the afternoon. After I won the battle with the lawnmower, Bosch!!!!...German quality!!.....fook off...it's shite. Relaxing with a San Miguel now.

The nice weather arrived just in time for June and most welcomed after the shit we had in May. But sorry to tell you it's is going to break down on the 14th We are going to Mablethorpe for a few days, so expect the worst. Just so you don't book the same week as me, we going to Wales 20th of September, so expect gales and lashing rain that week.

46 years for us.

GAY shit right there with the 750 Hondas, if you own a big scooter be a proper man and own up to it! In fact, the gayest shit I've ever seen was a couple on one of those 750 Hondas with aluminium cases, might as well have been the guys from "wham!" touring incognito!

Absolutely not, however... Would oldschool bikers be seen on them? Not here, they wouldn't! I have no problem with scooters, my GS having next to none space under the seat I dream of the time when I have an excuse to have under seat space for groceries or a weekend's change of clothing! I have had wine on a friday, honestly allert!!!!

I'm of the mentality that i don't care what you ride as long as its two wheels i will acknowledge you even if its a Harley lol but i draw the line at those Gs things excluding Pedro of course

I have ridden/toured further on a scoot than on any of the bikes that i have had in the past.........and the guy I rode with was just the same, his gear stuffed in a black bin bag.

He's already spilled the beans!