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Who really cares, she’s already out of the league of the knuckledraggers on here

Not yet. Snow has cleared and it's warmer now though. Hope to get out a bit this coming weekend. Headed to California coast, Oregon and points between here and there on the 28th for my first trip of the year. Would be nice to ride a bit before then !

No, she doth drink from the furry cup

Coming to a beach near you soon Pedro and Sofia

He’s just a twat @Tym don’t be fooled.

Went to buy oldschool flour at a classic windmill today, weather was shit, bike’s all muddy now

Started to strip the 650 to fit a new cam chain tonight as all the parts i needed turned up today Had to strip the carb off to get the rocker cover off which was a right pain on this bike this is how it looks at the moment when i took the clutch cover off i noticed a bit of black plasticky stuff. Couldn't work out what it was at first or where it come from but after taking the cam chain out i could see wear on the crank case from the chain and then the horror dawned on me bloody cam chain guide is worn out and that bit of plastic was the side of it. To change it the head has to come off so new head gasket as well as the two chain guides This is the old chain and and the bit of cam chain guide i found floating about. The chain is totally fucked i'm lucky it hasn't snapped So now i have to sit and wait for more parts before i can rebuild it

Nah, I'll be fine. Lots of saddle time never made me ache at all. Maybe all of the nerve endings in my butt cheeks are old and died off.

Finally had some decent weather over the weekend and I had to babysit the school's field as the girl's soccer team did their best to make a mess of it...

i wont flounce like you did butty.

I might choose to get my leg back................ BUT........................ what would be the point if I no longer had a bike to ride. I'm not feckin walking everywhere

I’d never heard the expression wank bank until I was at a dog show having a lovely conversation with Clare Balding. She took a couple of photos of me n my dog to post on channel 4s Crufts coverage which I didn’t think anything of until a ‘kind’ stranger swooped past while the photos were being taken (I assumed to photo bomb) and leaned in frighteningly close to say directly in my ear “that’s going straight in her wank bank.” Still makes me laugh now

Did you take the video yourself.

Thats @Slowlycatchymonkey coming out The Camden Palace at 5.30am after aving it large all night ....

Oh sweetheart bless your cottons, you wouldn’t last 5 4 3 2 1 30 seconds.

Will you fuck off with your self portraits.

Simple he turned into a twat.

Good to see you back Keith! You didn't miss much......nobody's flounced!

That's Dippers happy face.

Ok, hopefully this will get your attention Pedro, what year is your bike ?

You'll be aching! Funny.....we never used to ache when we were young!

About 9 years ago I won the contract to gut out a 4 unit warehouse building to turn it into one bit space. It had a mezzanine that you could only get to by using a ladder or forklift. There were 7 totally disassembled ZX7's sitting on pallets. It had been used by tj4 cops to store stolen property and they had left them after moving out. I called them and they told me to throw them out. I made a small fortune selling all the parts on Ebay . Australians love zx7s. I must gave shipped half if it there. All totaled I made close to 9 grand canuck from their laziness

i never knew she's a Doughnut Bumper.

I can't help you, but I feel for you @Slowlycatchymonkey, i'm fairly handy and can usually figure things out but not elecmatrickery, totally useless at it. apart from making sparks, I can do that!

not many about at the moment shaven ravers are all the rage

the jocks are all out of KILTer...

Absolutely, my wife took our son for his second jab on Saturday and they jabbed her as well, she came home quite shocked

Disrupting threads with discussions about Clare Balding's cock? Can somebody get pissed and send Six an Incomprehensible Warning PM for being a massive cunt. What you say Clive?

has Clare Balding got a cock then ?

Just offer a wage that decent people can get by on, then you can choose from a number of applicants and not to employ the chaff. Otherwise as now youre left with just dedicated people that see it as a vocation and the shite that can’t get employed elsewhere (admin usually).

I got my invitation for the second jab while I was in Cornwall so had to decline, the receptionist then advised I would have to call 119 and arrange a jab at the mass vaccination centre at the show ground to which my reply was they give the Astra jab and I had the Pfizer one and they are not mixing them only in trials, I rang 911 total waste of time 20 minutes on the phone waiting only to be told nothing in our area , had to go to the surgery to pick up repeat meds the wife heard them discussing the vaccine to people on the phone so in I go and I have my second jab on the 19 May, left hand right hand comes to mind.

Probably still looking for his driving license to get those five in a week speeding endorsement on.

her attempt at foreplay...

Tough breed on here now.

Thanks @Tym was great to get away

That was James in Brum complaining about the use of the word "gay"? He'd have a field day complaining about the words here then! The interaction between him and @Tym would be priceless!

Had a lovely ride on Bagheera yesterday. So nice to be warm again. Explored some new roads and just enjoyed being on the bike.

Some things are best kept to yourself, you should just stick to saying you have no mates.

I took a look and it seems like Blunder is deleting shit and laying the law down then? I liked your comment "You drunk again?" Good to see you calling it out for what it is.......took you long enough to grow a pair!

His signature says "Please troll me"?

he makes himself a target , the twat.

Thats one way to go get bread and milk for @Earache And it would only take 5o minutes twos boots.

I hear the Scotts wanna flounce whats up with that? Should start calling them Scotchland i think they have had to much to drink.

Yes, stay in your own feckin country, I invaded yesterday to check on our English castles but I managed to sneak back over to the mainland

I watched it when it started with William Hartnell! We all had toy Daleks back then!

Heres one I prepared the other day

let me be the judge of that , any pics ?

Hi @Swagman! Hope you are having a nice 'Oliday!