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Got away with the FOGs of BMWCOSC to Death Valley. Nice temps in the 90s during the day, 60s a nite. Titus Canyon - fun dirt road, 33 miles long. Finishes into Death Valley thru narrow, winding section with steep walls hydrating by the pool in Furnace Creek

Two that don't really translate into english: "Teso que nem um carapau" Translated "Hard like a mackerel", fish, specially smaller fish get stiff after a few hours from being dead. Somehow being hard or stiff like a dead mackerel is what you are when you're broke and have no money. So you would say something like "I would invite you for a beer but I'm stiff like a mackerel" My favourite: "armado em carapau de corrida" Translated into "acting like (or pretending to be) a racing mackerel", obviously a racing mackerel is not a thing. When you're acting like you're the man, the best there is, playing yourself up, when in fact you are shit, you are acting like a racing mackerel.

So today I had a pint in the pub at two minutes past midnight, then I went for a swim at the local pool. After that i queued up at Primark to buy twenty fashionable items for less than £15.00. I then went to the zoo to see what animals were still alive , had a game a six-a-side football in the park and now I'm back in the beer garden for another couple of pints..................... and if you believe that you'll believe anything ............ BUT , you can bet your life that some wanker somewhere in UK has done most of that today

Funny thing is i havnt been up to doing much, the pics i got took alot out of me. I dont like what i look like. People say i look like my father now. On the bright side apparently i actually knew my father. Buck was wrong im not a bass named tard. ?

Nah, there would be some weird EU legislation slowing it down. Fucking European cunts.

Didn't notice the smear of something on the lense when I took them.

I always remember the advice given to me in the 1990s by a Hertfordshire TRF member, very old bloke, still riding about at that time though. He was talking about someone who had crashed quite hard and he looked me in the eye and said, "Remember, the trail rider who looks at scenery, liable to become part of the scenery!"

11 -5 everyone takes a break from Death cause its to hot.

Its not his fault, he’d never acted a jot before he talked them into giving him the job, you cant blame the man for having a go... although you ca blame him for ruining bond films ?

It's George Clooney, I know because I saw a picture of him on a scooter a while ago with his hot wife in the back, and he had a Harley helmet, and there you go, there must not be two guys on scooters with harley helmets

This is Bruce......

Guy on a motorcycle, so not @Bruce

Best part of being in Death Valley is that you feel like you are on another planet. With none of the day to day BS back home.

Sounds like you were doing important work saving the planet ?

You'll be impressed to hear that I have done sweet F.A. today. slapped a coat of varnish on the other side of the shutters so I can put them back together tomorrow. went for a stroll with the kids and took the bottles to the bottle bank. Ho Hum...already bored with Lockdown 3

How’s about that drummer you fancy.

Its a thing. Got the foldup chairs front casters adjusted to make high speed 90 degree turns, Shes' a fucking bucket of scooby doo awesomeness now on the wood floors and through the doors. ?

They cant film the next EuroPeon Vaction movie in Britain anymore? Who;s idear was this? ?

DCT on top of that, for clitoris for dummy reader's

South of France, near Cahors

We are still on lockdown, Scotland basically shut down over a year ago and hasn’t opened up again. The SNP (Scottish Nazi Party) have got drunk on the power trip.

There are no constraints on this, reality is suspended, you can travel wherever you want for as long as you want. Time, money, responsibilities or health issues simply do not exist. Where would you like to go first, what would you like to see or do and how long would you be gone for?

Youd want to go to Death Valley then too i;ll betcha.

I'd also add Auschwitz, and Turku in Finland (I'll leave you to work that one out). They're all Dark endpoints!

Highway 50 from start to finish and as fast as possible. Calling it: The Hold My Beer 50.

So I read, a model, just a pretty face but apparently charming which is how he persuaded them to give him a go.

Little article about its sale last year. https://antique-collecting.co.uk/2020/04/09/bond-motorbike-is-best-of-british/?cn-reloaded=1

It is indeed Lazenby who now I know loved motorbikes is one of my favourite Bonds ?

George Lazenby One of my least favourite Bonds

The first pic could almost be the Himalayas stretching out into the distance. Gonna have to put Death Valley on my hit list!

I might get out on Thursday.

Great pics ? Some of it could well be on the moon ?

"raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock"

No he never replied to my text I believe he blocked my phone number as well.

Ain’t you got a broom.

Well, there is this.

You want a girl to go down on your butt? ?

Just leave the damn sheep alone for fucks sake, FFS!

It has varied just like everywhere else. Certain groups can still travel, plus feral kids and junkies are basically ignored so it makes a mockery of the bans.

Very little, there have been travel bans in place all the way through, it is illegal for me to go to Costco at the moment because it means travelling to a different tiered area. It is less than five miles away.

Just means we all get seconds thanks allot. ?

They banned any sort of church gathering for months until it was legally challenged. I know that doesn’t affect a lot of people, but you have to think about it for a moment to realise that they see no boundaries to their authority. We have a new hate crime bill now that helps protect people from themselves and is ripe for government to use to victimise anyone telling a truth that does not fit with their preferred version.

No helmets, they are going to die.

Honda had the best ?

Well to me, memories like this from Summer 78 are priceless. Especially as I haven't been able to find him since 2004. I don't even know if he's still alive! Things like this are all I have left now.

No we leave that to you lot.?

The logic behind this one is completely lost on me!

Just when you think nobody can match Kawasaki for bizarre advertising concepts......Honda steps forward!

I rode my bike today, I went to Monmouth via Chepstow and Tintern Abbey and then came home. There ya go a ride report from me.

And then too lazy to do a Ride Report! And about time we seen one from you too Alan! And from @Renegade. Let's be honest.......it must be the ultimate humiliation for you Cardiff types having to be carried by a Jack?