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The burger van at a place I used to work did an excellent hoof & ring piece sausage.

Yup i done this a few times!...and before anyone mentions it,..one time it didnt end to well!!....However,...id ride down personally,..ferries to spain make it easy, the ride from santander to the south is easy and scenic. There are now not that many tolls which are avoidable anyway. The roads are generally fine,..though watch some local spanish drivers!..roads can be slippy as fuck,...Stop signs mean nothing to spaniards! Apart from that,..enjoy it,..good scenic routes,..food is generally shite,.but thats me!...off the beaten track you will no translated menus,..so unless you speak spanish its a shot in the dark,..DONT argue you spanish cops (they get right shitty)....and if it does go wrong,..spanish hospitals are good!!

And there's the spot in the vid!

Yes, keep taunting him, that’s smart!

Can't you take it off, pop it in a jiffy bag and post it to him? Surely you have a spare syrup whilst you wait for it to come back?

@Richzx6r can get bmw's ... i know we will be bringing ourselves down to @XTreme level but it will only be for a week and at least he wont feel out done. Motorcycle rentals Malaga Airport, motorcycle hire Malaga Airport. (motoroads.com)

I'm suffering as the barber's has been shut for over a month now. I have a lot on the top but now it's traversing down the sides. I look like fucking Hitler when I wake up in the morning

That Greasy Shit-Eating Iberian will eat anything! Even the stuff that I spat on his plate!

Enjoyed watching this last night. ?

This is my work area.?

Now you are getting it..... A quiet reserved accountant by day... Then by night a _______________ ! Well, I can't give away all my secrets, just fill in the blank with your imagination. ?

I can't boil a fucking egg!

@Sofia rides stuff like that on the Speed Triple all day long although she doesn't like it

This is you Pedro......

This is you, Pete:

So does that make you a bummer

You gotta Beeemer......so I'll cut ya some slack! The rest of these guys look like goddam cocksuckers to me!

Oh my god , we're doomed

Not a chance she’s had to take them herself i finally got to her.??

Where do all the lips and assholes go. I've heard stories about places that say "all beef", ya, all beef what?

I like tongue, but was going to say nothing, the odds are stacked against me

What ring piece’s.

@Pedro eats them!

We lost all Irish members of the team shortly there after! Warning, no Black Arai XD was harmed during adventure!

Reporting back from the Long Dark Winter...Old signs of life before lockdown have been discovered.

It's ok, we became sort of friends after that, he never really liked me, but he was protective of his little sister so fair enough. Usually after a few rums the stupid challenges would start to pop back on again, though

Pretty much a landslide your way, @XTreme, congratulations!

He'd need permission from Bender for that Rich!

Its flooded.....obviously not been pulling your weight

I had the All-American Burger - burger with cheese and some fries...

Almost 20C and sunny in Denver today; we sat at a local and had a late lunch. No social distancing here - bar was full as were the tables. Overhead doors were all wide open and it felt great - just like summer...

I babysit rich guys and account for their every dollar <aka> An Accountant ?

I've probably only been to the hairdressers or barbers as us men call them once in the last 20 years and that was because a Turkish one opened up down the road a few years ago and they done the full works, beard ears nose so i went in to check it out and nodded off in the chair proper old man style so i didn't go again

Considering you didn't give a toss what your hair was like in the 70's judging by your photos you seem overly concerned now how times change

He's beyond happy having me and bro locked in.

It's not too bad for you with your location....you're not far away from Ferries. But for Rich having to ride down from Sunderland......what a nightmare. And the roads are very different here to the UK.....lot less traffic, but narrower and with continually changing surfaces. Plus you do come across unusual obstacles in your path sometimes.

i would do it on my bike , not one for endless hours of riding non stop i'd want to do it over a few days , couple of over night stops , but like you say not ideal bike for your sort of roads... flying and hiring sounds better

Remember this @Dell

Dell! Top tip to brits with a british taste for food: if you are just lost and stumbling into a cafe or bodega somewhere in Spain and would just like a warm meat sandwich, just show this to the waiter or person behind the counter: "Bocadillo de ternera o bocadillo de cerdo, caliente y tostadito, por favor." Delete the "caliente y tostadito" if you're not looking for a warm sandwich. Just show them the words and pretend you are daft, which isn't really ... never mind

Fuckmine, Dell is back in the house

ive sent you a message buddy!

Ay up Dell, i remember you?

Once I've got to know a few there i shall be asking questions

I distinctly remember getting wet on at least 2 occasions.?

So it never rained back in the 70's when we rode on plastic tyres with no brakes then Rich?

Some people think what I do is easy......because I make it look easy. Though I will admit the shock of seeing this in his rear view mirror could well have contributed!

awwwwww come on Michelle, how can you be a dirty girl with such a clean work place

Love the area around your place, looks like proper wilderness

What is it you do in your lovely command center