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Shadow is home and safe in and a fair bit of pain but she will be fine in time, she will learn. In two years and 20,000 miles she has been down twice, her fault, and knocked off once, not her fault. I know I went down a few times at her age through being young and reckless so I am not too quick to judge her. I do trust her though she is good on a bike but still just 19 and thinks she is bullet proof.

Issue is fixed, the forum is now successfully patched. Admins also have my contact details again incase something should come up. Anyone curious on the Business it's growing strong: https://webspain.net/ Best Regards, Scott

Hey Everyone, On Wednesday there was a massive PHP security issue which also affected this forum, i patched it, and it seems something has gone wrong in the patching. The forum should be running normally in the coming hours. Apologies, Scott

It is but the pictures do flatter it. The bike is no silk purse now, but is tidy and presentable and mechanically sound. I have to say the SW Motech crash bars have certainly played their part in protecting it and the exhaust has been beat to buggery as have all the plastics, a fresh coat of paint hides a lot. Shadow took it out yesterday and loved being back on two wheels although she came back after popping to her mates for an hour. Her shoulder is still sore, which is not a surprise. Her confidence is intact.

Took the big Honda to the dealer today for the yearly MOT.. well they came with a van to take it away, Full of cold myself or Dying of man flu...ill-ist bloke who ever survived anyway got my Honda ANF125 back from my mate. I loaned it to him 5 years ago when he had a Heart attack and could not ride a bigger bike...so now the power house is back home bought it to use as a shopper..got a 150 power kit to fit and Ali wheels from a Honda sum-ut-else so i can fit better tyres..will do for the winter.

Nah mate she is still keen. You should see her handle a twin engine 40 foot rib out in the bay. Proper petrol head. The Harbour Commission in town have already offered her a job on the Harbour patrol boat next year. She also has chosen her A2 bike for when she passes her test. She is also talking about the RNLI, now that would worry me, but would be very proud nonetheless.

A man went to a urologist and told him that he was having a problem and that he was unable to get his Penis erect. After a complete exam the Doctor told the man that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he were willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's trunk in the man's penis. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty or adverse effect on the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to use his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure, he unzipped his fly and immediately his penis sprang from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned to his pants. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her face said: "That was incredible. Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering, he replied: "I think I can, but I'm not sure if I can fit another Roll up my Arse."

Did you teach her how to ride? It's beginning to look that way.

Took it apart today to fit guards on the rad and the oil rad, put it back together and didn't have any bits left over. Sadly couldn't find anywhere interesting to take a photo so its by the side of the road in Basingstoke

Only certain professionals can get away saying these... Doctor : Please take off your clothes Dentist : Now open wide and hold still Veterinarian : How's your pretty pussy Gardener : Want me to fertilize your bush Lawyer : Let's go over section 69 Banker : If you withdraw too early you lose interest Chef : Do you like it hot and spicy Police : You don't need protection Army personnel : Load... Aim... Fire...! Swimming instructor : Go deeper Gym trainer : Push harder Interior Decorator: Once its done, you will love it Telephone Guy : Would you like it on the table or against the wall

Long story short....anyway from all of the ear scratching, her left eye got a real bad infection , had to wash it out almost every second day or the eye would shut completely with mucous...was using what I could find at the drug store , polisporine eye drops and ointment for the ear... It was around 11 am when the vet called her in to have a look..figure in my mind that was it...and she would recommend me to put her to sleep...she checked her heart and she could tell the dog was in pain...the Vet said look I have 3 surgery today, one of those I can wait for tomorrow...and I can remove what's in her ear but no guarantees...the dog is 13 years old...told her to go ahead and if the dog dies well ... It turned out to be polyps one large one and another smaller one further down the ear canal...she made it through like a champ and already almost back to normal today...that a pic from when I brought her back home..she was still a little bang up by the Anastasia..

An underground dentist operating from a garden shed in Redruth was discovered completely by accident after police stopped the owner of a moped for not wearing a helmet. Officers became suspicious when they noticed a length of string tied to the back of a motorcycle belonging to Darren Kemp, 48. When asked what he was doing with the string, Darren reportedly said he was “towing something from the garden.” Police followed the line from Darren's Honda Melody moped, through his garden and into a shed, where they found a nervous-looking man reclined in an old sun lounger with the other end of the string tied around one of his teeth. Darren allegedly planned to extract the troublesome tooth using the moped, although officers arrived before he had a chance to put the method to the test. Inside the shed, officers found a headtorch, a pint glass full of toothbrushes and a bottle of cheap vodka with “anaesthetic” written on it. Darren, who described himself as a “freelance tooth technician”, defended the operation, claiming people had been coming to him because they were struggling to find a dentist. “You can't get a dentist,” he said. “Someone came in here the other day and said they'd been on a waiting list for five years. I said I can do it Tuesday.” Neighbours say they had recently become suspicious after noticing a stream of people going into the shed holding their jaws and coming out smiling and “a bit tipsy”. Darren has agreed to dismantle his makeshift operation and says he is now looking for an online course in the hope he can get a certificate and reopen the shed as a legitimate business.

Shadow is a very happy bunny

Weldone Scott, Dad would love it.. Lyn.

What the Philip Island race should have looked like....

He's been looking at bus porn again

You have made Shadow very happy Lyn,

Not sure you will like it mate but she has got her heart set on a the new Kawasaki Ninja Z500 A2. One of my curmudgeon crew has one and she fell in love with it. . Mainly because it is small and light (164 kg) and they do a red and black one. I think a Honda CBR500R would be a better option for her but I do have a Honda thing, plus Dads know nothing.

My only picture out this month. Will do better in November.

That's what gives it character...personality as well... definitely NOT sitting in some shed covered in years of dust... Again, Nice work in keeping that beast alive for Shadow.

It's got a few years to go yet to catch up

Tintern Abbey 4th October

The Bisons Nanven Beach.

Took my lovely smooth and fast road tires off, and put the chunky ones on, for November going to Morocco. Silly expensive petrol here

In Italy at the moment for mum-in-law’s 90th birthday. All the action is right here in downtown Bellona Shit wi-fi as well only just got a decent hook up . Upside is I got upgraded on the hire car , got this beast

TDM passed its MOT last week. Now going to fit another new battery. We're half way through the month now and I'm thinking of waiting till the end of the month to tax it.

A familiar brand. Benda The new "rover" Yes, the "Benda rover"

More Truth than fiction....

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

They should have had some trailer action.