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Marcel spotted in Canada, look like he's up to old tricks again ..........

My Late Lady used to say to me, spend your money on what ever you want to spend it on. You are only here once. Please forgive any crap spelling i am pi55ed. Lyn.

My first time riding with my girlfriend and on our first trip on the R1150GS, heading to the Algarve for my birthday. First stop to take a picture overlooking the ocean, I confidently dig the front wheel on some softer sand, promptly dropping the bike. Not the best start

I would venture a guess that it's a Canuckistan slang term for "Blipped".... guess that happens when a squad of queers drink too much & ride qwads in the snow...

The Triumph for me , I'm certainly not voting for a barge that someone has spunked all over .......

Now its too real

A photo from Fred's patch .........

So i had to reverse all the changes you'd made to the original and this is what I found... yes you really are a gay midget

Very lazy weekend for me. Didn’t sleep well at all over the last few days, plus the E30 had a nice workout visiting clients in the rain. Yesterday went to bed at 1 and woke up at 10:00, feeling great and came to town for a little stroll around and a bifana for lunch. Afternoon will be spent doing very little, would love to have the GS tomorrow as it’s sunny but it’s 300km away and needs a service.

Today was something to behold, a beautiful sunny day in Wales in March ........... The Welsh hospitality knows no bounds , they even left this at the side of the trail so Gary could have a good rest while he was eating his sandwich

I do hope stuff gets a little easier now Clive 2 mates came around today to see me and dragged me out to Billy Jeans Caffe for a biker brekky///still not able to move. I should be OK tomorrow Not to bad here today it's been 5C.. Mate had a new motor, Ford Kuga 2.5lt Hybrid..very nice machine and goes well too. does about 48miles on the battery. Loads of dosh thou. ST model about 38grand. Different world init mate. Me still on my 15grand Suzuki Ignis 4x4 Hybrid..:>)

Folks, stop the political stuff including the unfolding situation in Iran, while I think we can all agree that the Ayatollah is no loss to the world this isn’t the time to be laughing at a situation that is costing many other lives and can only be approached through the lens of politics.

Yeah its a Citroën....

fixed it for you

No, that's the UK

Maybe this is more like it for you, even though the bike is still abit too big for you

No wonder it was messing with my knees...if only I would have known...I probably would have kept the bike...why didn't you tell you cunt...

You need to go there and climb it, preferably after a few days rain, just ignore the warning signs. It is one of the seven wonders if Cornwall along with such other greats like the can that Ben the leper used to cook beans in during the great tin mine Intifada.

I got a bit excited.

Ian you f....cunt...I know its you...take that shit off my FB feed...some cunt with a fake email sent this to me this morning....you have 30 min...

Out for a shake down run on the Sprint this morning. Behaved very well after all my messing around with it. New heavy duty clutch springs don’t feel to bad in Use. You can feel the extra effort but not bad. Absolute joy to ride so far, no mistaking you are piloting a big heavy beast of a bike but enjoying the contrast to my Hondas.

Busa on his way to a hairdresser convention in his miata.....love the hair Rich...it's so luscious...

Garda pulls over Paddy for speeding "have you been drinking Sir?" Paddy replies "yes officer i've had about 18 pints, 2 bottles of hooch and 6 bacardi and cokes." Garda says "what the hell are you doing driving ??" Paddy replies "I couldn'tfeckin walk''

A lovely morning here, blue sky, and quite mild outside, I have my gear on, so I will open the shed, and!.... get the lawnmower out.

Now don't freak out...I actually think it's a nice picture of you...you look healthy and radiant...

Apologies not accepted

See if you break 12 seconds without falling off. Luckily for you Marcel isn't there with his Indian to humiliate you.

Today was an E30 kind of afternoon.

A social media influencer from Huddersfield has told her followers not to worry about fuel prices going up as £20 of fuel is still the same price! Bethany Johnson who regularly gives her followers savvy tips and tricks on how to save money has told her followers that she filled up today like normal and it still only cost her £20! Bethany 22, who has been driving for 4 years says she has filled up at the same petrol station since she passed her test and it has always cost her £20 when she has filled her car up with 20 pounds worth of petrol. "I think all the rumours about prices going up is just scaremongering from the government and the media. There's no need to panic." She said.

She is..,

It was a new (full) 4.5 litre container of oil, I tipped it steadily, thinking I had it lined up to the oil filler, it started to pour into filler, it then went GLUG, and missed the orifice, I will get the degreaser on it tomorrow.....

Whoo Hooo! .....A disability aid has been delivered!, courtesy of the Red Cross, i have got to adjust the height of it, it is going to make such a difference, could be life changing!. Another job for me to do (soon) today, i decided car needed a little oil, i managed to drip about half a cup full over the rocker cover and surrounding area, missed the oil filler completely.

If your wife complains when you buy something, just tell her to calm down and remember she is just a woman, then life will be far easier. You don’t need to thank me for the marital advice.

Guess I'm lucky my wife doesn't give a crap what I spend money on, then again I don't care what all her shoes and handbags cost.

I’m driven to it because I have to deal with you, the spawn of Satan, on a daily basis.

Well what can I say but “GET IN!” You’ll all be riding Chinese by the end of the year

Only out for a couple of hours and 55 miles but had to take advantage of the weather. Pretty skies.