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I've discovered that the best way to scare off the little bastards begging for sweets is to answer the door naked... oh, there's some more arrived... disguised as policemen this time...

Ginger midget Twat

Today, i have mostly been playing with a chinese 2L turbo engine and autobox from our latest SSV

Let me introduce you to Hendrix Rain....my 1st GREAT grandson. He weighed just under 7 lbs. & is doing quite well. Gotta make an effort to go see him next year down in NM...

Many thanks all...You may not think it but it does help:

@Clive you ok mate ??

my Psychologist suggested that I write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I've done that, but still don't understand what I should do with the letters...

Good luck with that.... Everything I set out to do to mine takes 5 times as long as I think it will, hence it's mostly still in bits all over the garage floor

Bought a new project today. Being delivered next Wednesday

After weeks in the garage @busabeast finally finishes the modifications on the mx 5 https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CZ8uvHaw5/

Bbrraaaaaaaaaappp………bloody thing makes you ride like a twat. No change there then?

Collected the scooter and took it for a spin. Stopped by my mates place en route for a brew…………it’s addictive this twist and go lark Already been scouring the usual places for unnecessary bling and I can confirm it’s mostly chavtastic. Bring it on!

Short version: blowing the pastor went well but he still didnt get the job

Won’t have the scoot in time so this will have to make do

I may have a better one, but on the poota, which i dont have with me right now.

Don’t worry Pedro I still support BoM

So you can get on it?

Not the first old guy doing bike maintenance for a younger woman in exchange for "favours".

Had a visitor while I was putting the bike away.

I would buy a replacement frame and just keep it in storage, for peace of mind.

What the fuck is wrong with people letting off fireworks mid October... the dog shit itself last night jumped up and knocked our christmas tree over

Ooo you cruiser Fags are on a hair trigger today

I hope your dog shits in your bed.

thats human shit .... you weirdo saul

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his f—king widow."

A guy called Simon went on Stars in your Eyes. Mathew Kelly noticed he had a funny walk. "You ok, Simon, I noticed your legs are a bit shaky?" "Fine, thanks for asking, Mathew," he replied. "It's just that I had a serious accident which resulted in having to have my legs amputated." "I'm really sorry to hear that, mate." Mathew said. "It"s not so bad really," Simon told him, " In fact I'm very fortunate because my uncle was fatally wounded in the same accident but the doctors managed to save his legs and transplanted them onto by body." "What a sorry and uplifting story." Mathew replied. " Anyway, who are you going to be tonight?" "Tonight, Mathew, I'm going to be Simon and Half-uncle."

At least you have the trailer now so you can take it to a real mechanic.

It’s been a while since posting folks. Been a bit tied up with life generally and other shite but just sold my venerable old Yamaha FZ6N today. Sad to see it go but still got the Benelli TRK502X so can’t complain……….however, in an effort to keep kilometres off the car and Benelli I’m in the market for a scooter Off to see a Kymco 500 on Saturday……….bbraaaaaaaaap! I can see a lairy paint job on the horizon!

Catchy name...

Hair...? You might want to talk to Rich about that...

This thread is actually dog shit. My cherished little mate is obsessed with crapping where he knows I will walk. The paths to the bike shed is his favourite and the little twat has caught me several times. Especially when it’s dark. His latest effort at a trap, the evidence The accused. Who denies all knowledge

spent much of today ( and most of last night) on the phone with daughter No.2b who is massively unhappy at uni the other side of the country ( lucky that walking around with a phone to my ear is normal practice at work) I also have man flu so am obviously at death's door.

Got a bit of a cold at the mo. Got the normal thick head but shit I feel knackered. Maybe I'll have a nap too.