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Fired the scoot up, 1st time since it's MOT on the 10th of August, it started 1st time!. Shocker.

Found a video of @busabeast https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1ExKuhR7AP/

Lots of water, but less wind than expected so not as bad as in January which is what people feared. It’ll be quieter tomorrow so I shall make my way to visit a friend in Faro, and them Morocco on friday.

Maybe you could have got hair plugs and some lifts for your shoes.

Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition. He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.It protects it from the rain, and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family. 'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.' 'No problem,' he says.. And in they go. Joe is shocked.Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. He leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. She's got a great body too. Joe grabs mom, bends her over the table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table. She has a big orgasm, & Joe sits down. His girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, & Mom is beaming from ear to ear. But still ... . Total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father shouts. I'll do the fuckin’ dishes!!

An 80 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for the doctor. He turns up 2 days later with an empty jar. The nurse asks "why no sperm sample". He says "sorry, I tried with my right hand then my left then my wife tried with both hands and then her mouth, at first with her teeth in and then without. Then we got Ethel from next door to try, but it was no good. We just can't get the fookin jar open!

“You lot”?

Off to help clear my sons kitchen before the flooring peeps come on Monday. My back's aching just thinking about it.

I ran those same type of gaiters on my XT's....they work well. Cleaning the brakes reminds me I need to attend to that task on the Mullet... Nothing quite like some good ol' 2-Wheel therapy. Sharp looking Triumph @Saul...

You get a bike with a Harley Badge for less than £5,000. Perfect hipster transport for coffee.

Everyone with any sense of style wants a Harley obviously.

It’s dedicated to his shepherd! The heaviest light bike ever made!

That is hideous.

yuk!

Does seem mental to box the thing up and put it in a hotel room. I seem to be the only person who doesn't like carbon so that one wouldn't be my first choice

Fantastic control but this will trigger the Honda haters -

you need to come to the America's Nute and stay at this motel..lol.

Gritters are out. Time for the ACF 50.

Indian?

It may not be Normal per say....but it's definitely possible. I remember when Mrs. Hook & I 1st got together...there was a quake in the panhandle of ID just over the border...

Hmm choices choices..... but not a gen 3 busa, they are pig ugly, get me a 1957 Vellocette Venom Thruxton

Apparently there was a 4.3 Earthquake last night about 11:42pm...east of Enterprise OR....not far from Hells Canyon...about 60 miles from here. I didn't feel a thing...too busy snoozing I guess. I'll NEVER forget the feeling of Ridng through a 4.6 Quake back in the early 90's on the way to work....at about a Buck 25 ....1 of thee scariest moments in my life.

https://www.harley-davidson.com/gb/en/motorcycles/harley-davidson-sprint-440.html It seems to be selling like crazy, most dealers are operating a waiting list.

NO I think your taste is just fine

If it's getting the younger gen buying then I guess that's a good thing. I obviously have not taste as it looks nothing special to me.

Been playing Triumph today. New fork seals and gaiters also stripped and cleaned the front brakes. Just gotta fit the new fuel tap and should be ready for the mot.

Cheers Scott, it’s well used but has been well cared for over the years before me. Gonna be my winter hack once I done enough miles to trust it.

Some Billy's in your neck of the wood Scott..lol...we have plenty of those to...lol. Kinda extremely rare ...20c..in November for us...I certainly don't mind the pleasent weather...

Mine is 2007 year blue, i have the rear wheel fitted now, just turning a spacer/bearing seal for the front. As the Honda Wave 110 ( bike the Ali rims came from ) has a cable speedo drive...so that had to go as no lug on the forks to stop it from rotating so new thingy being made. The Innova has a pickup in the gearbox for speedo. Now made cheap and nasty.