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ChatGPT LOL Don't vote for this, it's cheating

Its called an EUC, the most powerful ones accelerate at an insane rate - The motors main job is to keep you upright with the power which is left over from keeping you upright giving you acceleration or deceleration. If you ask to much of it the thing decides it doesn't want to play anymore and shuts off which is what you see on the second guys telemetry when it hits red. The motors on these things get better every year. My first ever wheel was 500w, the red one in the pic in BOTM is 4kw continuous output, maybe 6kw peak.

True, that barn definitely looks better than your bike. Probably more aerodynamic too.

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?" "Sir, my name is Ahmed and I'm calling you from Microsoft". "Microsoft, eh? Is that a city in Pakistan? How's the weather there today?" " No, sir - MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer and -" "REALLY?? Well, that's quite concerning......" "Yes sir, it can become very serious indeed, but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you. Now, if you -" "No, I meant it's very concerning because you see I don't HAVE a computer". "You don't?" "I don't". "Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop sir -" "Don't have one". "Ipad?" "Nope". "Tablet?" "Nope, I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone". After a few seconds of silence he said "Ah, sir, you are lying to me now!" I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.

That's a long winded way of saying @boboneleg is flaky, not wrong though.

Fuck me Marcel you've piled on the weight... you fat cunt

You mean @zzzak? He was abducted by aliens and probed into silence.

'26 Eskute RT-X.... 72.v 6500w...does 53+mph. Power of a mild woods bike, but w/ 300 Nm of torque. It weighs only 148lbs. & the best part is that it was $600 cheaper than my Emtbike... Hunters really like 'em as they don't make near the noise. Go Ahead.....Let the insults fly....

Yebbut, Nico (on the left) is 7ft 2ins

Personally , I have large oak cider barrel

I think I should go with this one from today.

You have had more jobs in the last few years than the U.K. has had prime ministers.

Well that went well , though for sure I'd have to take the mufler off the bike...was able to pull it out without much fuss...one down...one to go...other than louvers...they look identical.

Having nice cold bottle of Dark Island ale.

At least we know he's NOT a Muslim....

Damn Right....& don't you forget it... At least that Alien knows that Tuning Forks RULE!

He's travelled a few miles to get a fry up and T shirt.

Sorry no pics, ren will tell you pics never work when i try to upload them.. North Wales we are at the end of the line for every thing..South Wales is a different thing they get every thing..

Good, looks like a motorcycle of sorts, too!

Thanks for making the effort this month with 7 Entries. Good to see people using their bikes and things with wheels. Julys BOTM photos can be entered from the 21th and the vote will start on the 28th. Here are your entries for June 2026: @Saul Beautifully engineered Honda mid life crisis. @Renegade Grand Day out on 8 Wheels with partner @YamaHead Another of Scotts Electricalmathingies, it is much cooler without the pedals. @boboneleg His audition for the next Flake advert, 'Only the crumbliest, Flakeyist Milk Yamaha.' Great picture though @Buckster Harley Coffee holder with enough new expensive power to drag a trailer. @Marcel Challenging Indian (Harley Clone with a hint of Honda Deauville or Pacific Coast) @Nute I genuinely don't know what this is, looks dangerous though. Has a Motor and a wheel so I suppose it qualifies.

Also voting for your own picture makes you a bellend.

That’s a wig, I see the teeth were already on their way.

Definately got hair in this one

@Renegade’s picture isn’t even him, he has never had that much hair, it’s just a random picture he found online.

I typed that just before leaving...10 min later...I said to myself...the cunt is going to post the better picture of the barn by itself...lol

I have the speed warning set to 30mph, it will go considerably faster but I'm old, and things take longer to heal.

Is this eligible, its good a motor & peddles, and it currently goes faster than my K100

Well I don't think im at large oak barrel stage yet...?

Cheers mate not living anywhere near Scunthorpe, back down by london now, and im working class 1 flats and curtains

Other than you?

So that's what Yamaha riders look like under the lid?

The dude sitting behind him does look a little surprised

Yes...not sure exactly if it's a new construction made to look old...here's a better pic of it....maybe it was built by the Amish...lol. Just notice the fake stone foundation...

We are going to need a review along with any mods you have had to do. Looking forward to the ride reports.

No it was shit then as well.

FFS don't tell Buck it's not a dating site, he's been grooming Bob for ages