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I've discovered that the best way to scare off the little bastards begging for sweets is to answer the door naked... oh, there's some more arrived... disguised as policemen this time...

Many thanks all...You may not think it but it does help:

Good luck with that.... Everything I set out to do to mine takes 5 times as long as I think it will, hence it's mostly still in bits all over the garage floor

Bought a new project today. Being delivered next Wednesday

After weeks in the garage @busabeast finally finishes the modifications on the mx 5 https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CZ8uvHaw5/

Bbrraaaaaaaaaappp………bloody thing makes you ride like a twat. No change there then?

Collected the scooter and took it for a spin. Stopped by my mates place en route for a brew…………it’s addictive this twist and go lark Already been scouring the usual places for unnecessary bling and I can confirm it’s mostly chavtastic. Bring it on!

Something like this would be better.

Brought home a new project today

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long, easy, boy." Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy." At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Granddad says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William." Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa." "Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm William… that little bastard's name is Kevin."

I might take it up to where he used to live and ride around a bit just to fuck the old codger off.

I wish Xtreme was here to see this scooter shit... there would be some f.ing and blinding.

You're days of whipping things off are well and truly over

@Skippy is definitely going for TOTY this year

I think you’re scared to try it in case you like it.

There are probably specialist sites for this gay stuff.

I am going to convert it to a single bike trailer. Gonna clean it up, paint it, get a storage box, ramp box, tie downs, reflectors, lights and should be ready to use. With what I paid for the trailer should be all ready to use for around £250 which is not to bad.

Look better if the bike was in the lake

That Benelli almost looks like a beemer, in the same way that faggot from Canada almost looks like a man.

Add some Dr. Pulley variator sliders for better acceleration, or go the whole hog and install a J Costa variator. Twist and go gear changing is so last century!

Yes I can tell

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked : "Is my time up ?" God said : "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth ! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded : "God, you said I had another 33 years to live ? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the Ambulance ?" God replied : "I didn't recognize you.......... !!!!!"

they're all fucking morons and should be shot on site, their "club" should be held responsable for any damage caused, pay for the extra policing neccessary and for the loss of earnings for all the town centre shopkeepers and restaurants who are obliged to close for the day and board up their window's. I fucking hate them with a passion that I struggle to hide. Not specifically Marseille... ALL of them.

Are you in Wetherspoons then?

Beemer Bummer has placed and order for a new dildo ?

Im not much of a photographer when taking pics.... But your honest opinion...what about this one ? Is it ok ? ...to close ? To far ? Give me and honest review so I can improve myself....

Winter project....im fitting one on the KTM...that should keep the bugs off...

Oh fuck off you cunt...lol.

Oops I missed the vote...not a single fucking vote...lol...you guys are Dicks...lol. The ultimate adventure bike on top of a mountain in the great Canadian wild...no one can agrue this isn't a beautiful bike in its natural element....

I'm sure you know what you're doing, but wouldn't it better to heat from the bottom than from the top of the room?

I'm sure that will be fine given that there is no combustible material like wood anywhere near it.

It’s okay, the scooter came with a big tub of Vaseline.

Now then………not a bad idea. A mate if mine in the UK told me to be careful I didn’t catch my skirt in the back wheel so you may be onto something there @Buckster