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It Snowed Last night.
8-00 am : I made a Snowman.
8-10 - A Lady passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow woman.
8-15 so I made a Snow woman.
8-18 my female neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8-20 The gay couple living nearby moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8-23 I was asked why I hadn't just made a snow person 
8-25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8-28 I was being called a racist because the snow couple was white.
8-31 The Muslim gentleman across the road demanded the snow woman wear a Burqa.
8-35 The police arrive and say someone has been offended.
8-38 The female neighbour complained again, that the Broomstick on the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8-40 The council equity officer arrives and threatened me with eviction.
8-45 TV crews from the BBC showed up, I was asked if there was a difference between a snowman and a snow woman! I replied
" snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
8-50 I was on the news a a suspected terrorist, Racist, Homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
8-55 I was asked if I had any accomplices, my children were taken into care.
9-00 Far left protesters offended by everything March down my street demanding I be arrested.
Moral.
There is no moral to the story, it is what we have become.

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18 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

Exactly, f*cked up the lives of thousands of working men and their families .

That’s why she’s in the joke section 

only if they was coal miners     ... lefty twat

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3 hours ago, Six30 said:

only if they was coal miners     ... lefty twat

Steel workers, Train staff, ICI, car industry, chemical industry, etc , The list is endless and now we have a country full of loadsamoney chavs  😏

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3 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

Steel workers, Train staff, ICI, car industry, chemical industry, etc , The list is endless and now we have a country full of loadsamoney chavs  😏

Well they should of tried harder at school a got better jobs 

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Just now, Six30 said:

Well they should of tried harder at school a got better jobs 

They had good jobs, they were the backbone of industry in this country.  Her legacy is a country full of chavs , influencers and you tube wankers :wank4az:

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9 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

They had good jobs, they were the backbone of industry in this country.  Her legacy is a country full of chavs , influencers and you tube wankers :wank4az:

It was not just the mine workers who lost out, many firms that serviced the mining industry  (Davis of Derby...Dosco....Dowty.... Hollybank, to name but a few) just disappeared when the mines were closed.

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