Jokes, your best your worse and all the rubbish on the internet between

[Pedro]

10 hours ago, YamaHead said:

And yet You're the one who rides a Beemer....

[Buckster]

12 hours ago, YamaHead said:

And yet You're the one who rides a Beemer....

Are you trying to say that @Pedro is a fat lad?

[YamaHead]

10 minutes ago, Buckster said:

Are you trying to say that @Pedro is a fat lad?

Not at all.... he's just the Beemer rider...read into that as far as you like.

[Cupid Stunt]

Internet porn has created an unrealistic expectation that a plumber might turn up on time

[Six30]

On 14/04/2025 at 20:51, boboneleg said:

i bet Paul Young is a bit pissed with that

[Six30]

8 hours ago, boboneleg said:

A little test for @Six30

 

i dont need you posting pics of red bananas to tell me i need more bikes

[Buckster]

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[boboneleg]

[Sir Fallsalot]

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[Renegade]

TRAGIC NEWS

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The Police have Announced to day that the Man Who Fell off a roof of a Three Storey Night Club WAS NOT A BOUNCER

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[Renegade]

A young couple were walking down Lovers Lane, When suddenly she said Darling I NEED A WEE and the chap said go behind that hedge, which she did, He couldn't resist it he put his hand through the hedge for a little grope, When he felt something long and warm hanging there and he said BABE have you changed your sex, and the girl said I've changed my mind you silly boy I'm having a shit.

[Six30]

[Renegade]

A Chap went to visit his old mum an dad, When he got there his dear old dad was sitting in his rocking chair on the porch with no trouser's or pants on, the chap said Dad why are you sitting out here like that, and the father said it's your ruddy mother's idea because i sat out here yesterday with no shirt on and last night i had one hell of a stiff neck so she said i'd better sit like this today.

[Renegade]

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said,

"I want to be a movie star."

Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had the right

credentials . The agent asked, "What's your name?"

The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into

Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will

not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years...you will NEVER

go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you,

you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."

"So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said and he

left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER......The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.

Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for £50,000. The agent is

awe-struck, who would possibly send him £50,000? He reads the letter

enclosed...

Dear Sir,

Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in

Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it

with my God-given birth name, I refused.

You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van

Lesbian .. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I

decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to

return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have

made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my

appreciation.

Thank you for your advice.

Sincerely,

Dick van Dyke!

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[Renegade]

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his feckin' widow"