yen_powell Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Just noticed this in my pictures folder. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Ladies, this is not PC. This is a joke I tell from time to time, but you really have to use your physical expressions to make it work, I'll use a GIF and you imagination instead of myself in person. Bear with me: This older dude, pretty much broke and a little bit drunk after a night of drinking with his friends, feels like he wants to get laid, so he stumbles into the local brothel late into the night. As the young ladies parade in front of him in their best lace, he's drooling from the sight of these sweet and pure looking twenty year old nubiles in front of him, he tells the madam: "madam, I'd like to know what kind of pleasure I can get with what I have with me" and he pulls out a ratty tenner out of his back pocket the madam sighs, and replies: "well, dear sir, with those funds we can only offer a penguin style blowjob!" and sir replies: "I've never had that but it sounds exotic, what does that entail?" and madam says: "you'll enjoy it plenty, just cough up the dough and get ready, lean against that wall right there and someone will be right here" The older dude does just that, he starts fantasizing with this 20 year old youngster but instead arrives what could well be her grandmother, and promptly tells him "get your trousers down" As he does, she kneels, pulls out her teeth and proficiently goes to work! He is marveled and thinking "man, she's not what I was dreaming about but in fact there is no substitute for experience" and after a couple of minutes he lets out a sigh and a whisper: "please don't stop, I'm about to finish" and right as he says that she stops and starts walking away, he chases her with his pants down by his ankles like so: and she says: "there you go, penguin style BJ" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, yen_powell said: That's too british Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catteeclan Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 6 hours ago, yen_powell said: Now that's milking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 This is so fucking funny........ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 3 hours ago, XTreme said: This is so fucking funny........ I'd buy that! This would be brilliant whilst driving/riding. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTreme Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 9 minutes ago, yen_powell said: I'd buy that! This would be brilliant whilst driving/riding. It's not exactly in the Dio style.......but it's powerful shit for sure! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboneleg Posted December 7, 2020 Author Share Posted December 7, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pedro Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 4 hours ago, boboneleg said: Thank you, one of the best clips ever! The guy playing the guard was told to not laugh, to just remain serious, that’s how his laugh burster looks so honest. Funny thing is picturing those two trying to get them to break character 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 21 hours ago, Pedro said: Thank you, one of the best clips ever! The guy playing the guard was told to not laugh, to just remain serious, that’s how his laugh burster looks so honest. Funny thing is picturing those two trying to get them to break character I could be wrong, but one of those guards looks like a famous writer/comedian (who used to be in Not The Nine O'Clock News) who ended up in court over downloading child porn. He called another celeb to court saying he had told him he downloaded it as research for a script he was writing and the celeb (Paul Whitehouse I think) said he remembered no such thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fallsalot Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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boboneleg Posted December 19, 2020 Author Share Posted December 19, 2020 It's amazing how this film was such a flop considering how succesful their tv series were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yen_powell Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 57 minutes ago, boboneleg said: It's amazing how this film was such a flop considering how succesful their tv series were. I really like it, also the one set on the French Riviera, but not the one set in S America. I have a habit of liking films that are flops. I really rate John Carter and the last Lone Ranger film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pedro Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 1 hour ago, yen_powell said: I found that guy on my youtube recommendations a few days ago, some of them are hilarious. The one in which he finds someone hiding in his car escaping from england to Ireland just after brexit was announced cracked me up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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