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53F this morning after a night of gale force winds w/ 60+mph gusts....blew down half of a willow tree in my back yard. Then spent all day w/ Mrs. Hook at the hospital while she got a new right knee. She did pretty good but still needs to sleep off the pain meds. I'll go back down to La Grande tomorrow to bring her home. Our house just isn't the same w/o her...& our dogs know it.

A bit of admin required today, needless to say I took the scoot to fly about and get all that shite done which left me time to visit the bike dealers and book the Benelli in for its 7,000 klm service…….12 Jan…….ah well let’s cane the scoot! ……..also had time for some lunch on the quayside.

He needs a relearn function in his bonce .......

You'll get it done, Ace!

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa. ... 'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied. He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her. Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple. He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. Soon they were Heart Throbs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

Beat me to it, we know where he would try to plug it in as well.

Very pleasant mate, no winter clothing needed just a jacket and t shirt (with waterproofs under the seat just in case)

Why have you put fudge in there?

That will never run properly again.

Im throwing the rest of it into the garbage, I can't control myself....to much temptations.

If you're not already a diabetic....you probably will be...

Don't know how my liver is taking it...but im definitely getting some sugar rush at times...

Since I've known you Bob for many years, do you want the recipe ?

Just been removing the screen wash from the engine coolant expansion tank which my wife put in there thinking she was filling up the screen wash on her car ... Got to take mine into the dealers tomorrow to have the motor thing that runs the cabin heater replaced - the car has a third party warranty who said "no- not covered" until I posted a review, then all of a sudden they were falling over themselves to pay up as long as I took the review down.

Yep, definitely a fudge packer ............

Are you seing this @Pedro , im trying very hard to keep this thread clean and those two idiots are just spreading crap all over your thread....I think you should make and example out of them , either a 24hrs bann...or the old avatar switcheroo..

He used to work in the shipping department of the fudge factory.