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The Aliexpress relay is probably the oem one without the branding.

The seat relay, a non Daelim one that I bodged to fit worked for several months, then stopped. A relay from Daelim costs £35 + P&P, So i ordered a relay from Aliexpress at a cost of £2..50p + £2..50p -P&P, it works fine, and being the same size (small) it fits perfectly in the relay holder. Iam getting our spare room ready for the scoot to spend till March in there.

fuck sake!

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth: The doctor comes in and informs him that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion... After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. His dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells his son he is proud of him.. Dad orders the biggest, strongest drink for the boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent, then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father shocked, begs the son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink!" The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoop! Two arms pop out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant! "Take another drink!" The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.. Swoop! Two legs pop out... The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thank god... The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.. then to the right, right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says! "That boy should have quit while he was a head

Tis like a ghost town in here, where did everybody go? Obviously with the exception of Pedros touring thread.

I had a Yamaha Majesty 250, and the carb would piss petrol past the buggered float bowl gasket, tried bodging it, did not work, ordered a new carb off of Flea Bay for the princely sum of £40, no doubt Chinky manufactured, but it worked brilliantly too.

I have a Stihl brush cutter which has always been a bastard to start and run, even after going back to the dealer and them fiddling with it. I got a carb from Aliexpress for less than a fiver, swapped it out and its run brilliantly ever since.

Chinessium, you have been warned. Must be able to get a reliable make to fit. Having said that you might as well carry a pocket full at that price.

Has he flounced? I'll miss his humour. Insurance want an extra £80 this year. Wankers.

Bloody cold out there. Got a phone call yesterday from my bike insurance checking up on detail for the renewal. I told them I now have a garage to keep the bikes in, they now want a dated picture of it.

It always goes quiet in the winter, always has.

Yes it does, the people who say it doesn’t are the same people that do the edits for BBC news.

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