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After weeks in the garage @busabeast finally finishes the modifications on the mx 5 https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CZ8uvHaw5/

Yes I can tell

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked : "Is my time up ?" God said : "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth ! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded : "God, you said I had another 33 years to live ? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the Ambulance ?" God replied : "I didn't recognize you.......... !!!!!"

they're all fucking morons and should be shot on site, their "club" should be held responsable for any damage caused, pay for the extra policing neccessary and for the loss of earnings for all the town centre shopkeepers and restaurants who are obliged to close for the day and board up their window's. I fucking hate them with a passion that I struggle to hide. Not specifically Marseille... ALL of them.

comes out a bit more like this, which is, subconsciuosly, easier on the eye.

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Are you in Wetherspoons then?

@Skippy is definitely going for TOTY this year

My grandad told me that if you feel like trying it, you’re probably going to like it!

Beemer Bummer has placed and order for a new dildo ?

Look better if the bike was in the lake

Brought home a new project today

Winter project....im fitting one on the KTM...that should keep the bugs off...

Bbrraaaaaaaaaappp………bloody thing makes you ride like a twat. No change there then?

I'm sure that will be fine given that there is no combustible material like wood anywhere near it.