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It used to be the drugs but I blame the wine now

@Six30, instead of whining like a little bitch all the time, do you want to try running BOTM in April?

We need horizontal pictures, the only horizontal one you posted is this one, so that's what I'll consider: It's also the best one, by far, so happy times!

That’s more fake than the moon landing

one i haven't had to dismantle and take the front end off to fix bob

Bollocks , wrong side https://www.facebook.com/share/17rwWWhYXA/?mibextid=wwXIfr

I’ve not whined you retarded fucking Gimp

I went shopping today in Asda and i was behind a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. The granddad is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long . . . easy boy.” Another outburst and I heard the granddad calmly say : “It’s okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, boy.” At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the trolley. Granddad says again in a controlled voice : “William, William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes, stay cool William.” Well, i was really impressed, so i went outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. I said to the Grandad “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his granddad.” “Thanks,” said the Granddad. “But I am William. The little bastard’s name is Kevin.”

Clocks change in a couple of days ... lighter evenings, home from work and out on the bike for a few hours .... winters has dragged on to long ...

You haven’t got any character to defame, does that mean you are scared to take on BOTM?

dont understand Mexican.... i can just about cope with English

Ont rose tonight as its proper warm out

show me where i have whined on this thread... this is defamation of character

You whine every time it's BOTM . I reckon your the man with all the ideas to make it great again .........

How old is that feckin leg if it's got a Hush puppy attached ............

worth buying just for the Hush puppy shoe ..you must have oner to match it

This any good

Looks like the one with him is having a dump

Yeah go with the red one

A grasp on reality?

The picture needs to be landscape or in the horizontal plane to fit the front page of the website.

Our resident Rule Nazi is havin' his way lately eh?....

F*cked hose off , new one on . I had to cut a spanner in half to access it but it worked . Everything back on except the undertray , I'll do that tomorrow. Here's the culprit that caused all the aggro ..............

I think it's a Transhit

The position you got the elbow from you mean..... a monkey wearing boxing gloves and a blindfold could do a better job than you did

Could you remind me what van @Six30 has got again ??

@boboneleg and one of our other transits was reported to have clutch issues today both vans less than 60,000 miles. My transporter has just passed 140'000 miles and the other is just coming up to 150,000 miles and both have had just wear and tear repairs you'd expect from vehicles with that mileage, and they get battered, a lot of the sites we visit are up dirt tracks and back roads not just nice motorway miles.

MBOTMGA!

If anyone goes out on a ride and gets a better picture until the end of the 29th, you can still submit it and I'll just consider the new one.

I think the red one is the best picture, not too little background, but not too much black sludge in the background, the boat colors are nice on the first one though. Shall I use the red one?

What the feck am I missing here

Just to cheer you up Bob, one of our Transit's is stranded in north wales with power steering failure this week, had to get the boys into a hire van and leave it at a garage up there, hopefully it will be sorted when they go back up next week.

Thank you for your advice Arfur ..........

I'm doing forks as well Dave ...........

Better get the van ready then ..............

Is Ren still banned ? ............... asking for a friend

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and again says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures. The wife replies that she understands and decides to signal back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her, "What in the hell was that?" She replies... EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH!"