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At the Airport with my lovely new case …

Get in ..

I see you are taking on Pete's mantle perfectly ...............

The company van is in for a service and MOT today so I took the works scooter to go and fetch parts. Parcels secured to the rack and then off to the post office….. Then down to Frome to get some brake pads. Stopped in Mells on the way back for toilet break …..

plus my dog loves it very much

Car is unwell. Facing a possible turbo issue, but today will go out for dinner with my mechanic to drown my sorrows

Serves you right, damed foreign muck.

Fuck me , my mouths on fire , that was spicy

Motorcycleriders.net not gaycooter.hairnet, get with the program you lot.

All this great weather and we have three ride reports and one is on a fucking scooter.

I thought you were mega intelligent ? it's quite simple just google rainbow catsuit ..........

So would special branch.

That's not something that you find by accident Bob, we would like to see your browsing history.

Good idea @Marcel le Moose Fondler , why don't you get some new clobber and show us how it's done. This should suit you .................

How anything even vaguely complicated ever gets built in the US is beyond me. This be needs to be 1 inch and 13 /28ths of and inch and that bit is 56 and 7/ 97ths of an inch .. its like a foreign language..

Now I’m worried

The old E30, I do. It’s far away at my place. This is my daily and work car, got it from my dad at a reasonable rate, and it’s been trouble free until now at 260.000km

That’s a mess. They were confused wether to put the fillings on the inside or out

I had better get back to my "Fuck Off" pass time......

And flip flops?. Mine will do (allegedly) 85 flat out, sits at 70mph fine, but any faster and it gets er interesting

That's as much as I pushed it today , didn't fancy going anymore as I had shorts on

It's a 250ie Dave , quick off the mark and will do 70mph. Perfect weapon for chasing parts and sandwiches.

A nice little rideout for you @boboneleg........I would say what I have been upto this morning, but a certain guy will tell me to "Fuck Off"... again.

Seems MOTing and fitting a new battery to Mandis bike was a waste of time as she's not ready to get on it. Plan was to get out yesterday as it was dry but still cool. Best I start hiding the crisps and chocolate.

I will have bomb disposal handle it.

I grew up using imperial because its what my father taught me as that's what his lathe and milling machine was. I use both now and sometimes mix it up when measuring stuff to confuse the co workers saying stuff like go and cut that twenty-nine and a half inches and three millimeters

You got it

Was it 'Yes Mate ' ?

Some of us are old enough to remember when it was the standard in UK, I still have a few Whitworth spanners

Wait until tomorrow

Better still.

Been servicing Mandi Toyota CHR this morn. It's in for a garage service tomorrow as it's in warranty but want to get a look round incase the phone calls of needed new brake discs and the like start.

Bon Voyage..... ✈

No need to apologise, just wondered where you were.

Sorry MIA because it is a busy time of year for me, daughters, horses, work . Zhang is one big hard bastard, Wilder needs to give up he is gonna get hurt if he keeps taking that sort of fire. Dubois could be another British World Champion to. Always liked him, reminds me of Bruno although probably a better boxer.

It doesn't help he's altered the gearing on his CRF and didn't realise until today its reading 12mph fast. so when riding in a 40 we were only doing 28mph and so on, I'm not trying to say he rides slow on the roads but he needs to change his speedo for a calendar

He's not coming on any of my naughty lanes over here, the farmers would have a perfect target

He always wears one goes with his wellies

Been out on the bike for over 11 hours today covered a massive 125 miles, if you could convert talking into miles me and Gary would have both got iron butt certificates today and almost no photos.

o oh yea.... no need to be so rude you twat

He said when, not where, you gammon!

he will have the crocs though

Canadian tacos: Turn BBQ on, or coals are even better. Grill a bell pepper or two, until they're charred on the outside and very soft inside, set aside covered so they peel easy. Cut a lobster in half, and on a high heat bbq grill it with coarse sea salt and nothing else. Just a minute or two a side, tops. Set it aside and brush some butter on it, easy on the butter! Chop tomatos, onions, plenty of parsley and/or coriander, chop the now pealed peppers, and mix it all with some salt and just a drizzle of olive oil. You can add some cumin, but very little. Slice the lobster meat in chunks (maybe hot sauce), and serve in tacos with the chopped mix on top. To make it better, forget the tacos and use a proper baguette if you have that where you live.

I'm on Skippy piss tonight

I think he was on notice too, I had deleted my old FB account and created a new one but haven't had a response to a friend request I sent him, looking at his profile it doesn't appear promising.