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All joking aside, she sounds like she is suffering from depression, probably a good time to find outside help, maybe a support group for mums with toddlers or counselling.

If God made everything …., then he must be Chinese … right ?

No mist so far.

Today I’m mostly packing a small bag for a few days in the UK…………fucking typical, looks like it’s going to be freezing. Off tomorrow morning, back Tuesday morning. Plenty of time for a few hangovers

Can do all that with 1 good sized zip tie round the neck.

Christmas markets … overpriced Tat

Fucking BT (British Telecom) For 5 weeks these wires have been hanging out of the box on our house, broadband is dropping in and out. They sent an engineer 4 weeks ago who declared that it 'isn't my job' , since then they've opened and closed 3 fault reports saying that the problem has been resolved and yet this morning it still looks like this............. The wankers have sent me a mini-hub (which I didn't ask for) and today they are sending me a super duper new hub which will apparently fix the problem

For some reason i know that's from The little shop of horrors. a film I've only seen once over 30 years ago but ask me someones name i met 10 minutes ago and i have no chance LOL

Twat

I read that on the topics page as “Two more days and we find out who was in Bikerbabe's freezer!”

Mandis birthday tomorrow and she's chosen steak for her birthday meal. This is normally accompanied by boiled spuds and fried onions. I'll do my best to get a pic but once that buggers aroma gets around to house it'll be lucky to get off the griddle.

Two more days and we find out what was in Bikerbabe's freezer!

Sounds very frustrating. Counselling can be expensive, there is a cheaper alternative, duct tape. Tape the annoying person to a chair outside and shut the door, works every time. Also works for snoring, duct tape across the mouth, viola miracle cure. A strip of duct tape in their hair, after some shouting everything is quiet for ages while they try to get it out. You can duct tape the door handles so they can't get in. Duct tape the car doors shut with them inside so they can't get out. Honestly the creative solutions duct tape can provide are endless. Duct tape the true cure-all.

Can't deny she looks happy about it. Think I'll stick to my normal head protection.

Gonna need a bigger bucket if it's was anything like the pic

Just did my poo sample for bowel cancer screening, I just know that you all wanted to hear that

Well I went and saw for myself today as a local dealer has a Gold Star in stock. Its bloody lovely, sound awesome to. If I had the spare cash I would have one in a heartbeat.

Well out and about with my Ginger Bud today. Bloody cold 2.5C so definite nip in the air. I was surprised to see two warships out in the bay this morning. I say surprised because I haven't see any for weeks and they are normally a common site given my close proximity to Devonport Dockyard. I normally see a couple every week but haven't for months. Obviously something to do with events in the east. Lovely light and not many people around which I do prefer, I like to have the place to myself in a selfish way. I am sure the Dear Boy had a blast and even found a couple of squirrels to chase. Not as good at catching them as rats. Found a bit of boat down on the beach. Always entertains me to find a bit of plate. How does it get there, not as if it floated in.

She had counselling a few years ago because of her childhood and whatnot, I've tried saying it but I'm a cunt for suggesting it to her, I think she needs a mental hospital

Oh joy. Reminds me why I moved to Spain.

Wasted driving a fucking bus then .

If it snows here I want at least 1 metre of the white stuff.....don't want to be buggering about in 10 cms of it....

And it’s snowing.

It is I agree but she still doesn't need to keep going on the way she does, she isn't too bad when I'm home, when it's just me and skye she's no problem whatsoever, and it's literally all to do with how she speaks to her, she's constantly saying she's sick of being ignored by her and doesn't like it when I say we'll talk to me like that and I will ignore you too so buck ya ideas up and be the adult and change tack instead of just banging your head against a wall. She can't get her head around she's a 2 year old.... its all don't do that or you have to do something how she says where I just let her be herself and if she does something naughty I explain to her why she's in trouble but the wife seems unable to do that and just says my way is moddy coddling her.

Harry and Meghan .. what a pair of cunts

That's 2 of us "missing out". That looks like something to plug a bust radiator bar the egg topping. Not going to cook it?

You know how annoying it is when you close your jacket, helmet on, gloves on and then you realise that the bike keys are still in your pocket? It’s worse when they’re still in your pocket, but on the jeans that are inside your closed luggage! Been meaning to complain about myself doing this for a few days now

You don’t do fuck all else so you might as well just keep working .

You could always say no…

Or just a good slap

Steak has that effect doesn't it All of my lot are pretty proficient at cooking steak but it doesn't matter who's doing it there's alway's hovering around going on

You should have got a mate round and a cup out the cupboard , made an evening out of it .

You have such a way with words @skyrider, a real charmer you are

There are feck loads of Clampetts in Somerset, you ought to come and see where I work and listen to some of the locals

Good news, congrats. Looks like you've cracked it. Just put my Himalayan away in underground parking, did not like to look of the size of the hailstones or raindrops on the weather forecast, they used jumbo smash your bike up sized ones, my first thought was well I haven't suffered any condensation problems yet but leaving it out in that weather is asking for it!

Told me the same when I need the wire moving when having the extension done. They also said it'd cost around £150 so I told them I wouldn't bother reconnecting it. They then gave me a load of legal bollocks why I couldn't touch their wiring on my house. Somehow it's now all connected to the new extension and they didn't do it.

Cheers Bob, lucky to have this on my doorstep. I have no real love for Fowey town but I would miss the coast path if we ever moved.

I’d go even further……….Xmas, overpriced tat.

My KTM400 never had any key at all

Praise be .. for the van

Once my ignition is unlocked I don’t need the key again until I need to lock it. That what real motorcycles are like, I pity you lot with lesser machines.

That’s senile dementia and no mistake.

I use them and I am a qualified electronics engineer so go figure.

Morning. Glad I got any outdoor jobs finished yesterday because it’s another national holiday today. The Immaculate Conception, which makes me wonder if Mary was superhuman given that baby Jeez was born on Crimble Day and she must of been gestating for over a year Tomorrows weather might not be riding weather? Going to have to find the garage keys which I last saw in April

I've used them and found them good. Only thing I'd do is extend the wires having them right away from the headstock movement.

Not used them myself Bob but that would definitely be better than block connectors

I had a 'catastrophic ignition failure' (my boss's words ) at work today on the donkey as I attempted to go home. No lights, no ignition , nothing. I bought this bike off a mate of mine, when he went to buy it a year earlier the original owner had lost the keys so he had to hot wire it My mate then built in an ignition with a toggle switch built in, I have never been completely happy with it and today it failed. He used block connectors to join the wiring and the constant movement of the wiring around the headstock had caused the terminals to break free from the connectors and hence the failure. We cut the connectors out and re-joined the wiring with solder seal connectors, these make a much neater job and are far less bulky. I just sent my mate a message and he has got a bit bolshy saying that the connectors we've used are rubbish . My boss and me are more than happy with the job, we've both used the solder seal connectors for various wiring jobs in the past and neither of us has had a failure . Does anyone else use these , what are your experience's ?