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On your bike , with your bike, whatever you like. Photos that remind you of a great trip or just a great day out riding. I'll start with this one.............. I think it's 2011 , it's definitely in the Alps and on one of my favourite bikes.

I’ve been watching paint dry. Have I missed something? Someone upset? Excellent.

this used to be a motorcycling forum. Just sayin'!

Can you imagine Pete’s Honda stuck in that?

Yes Bob what an eye how the fuck you got that i don't know, see @XTreme he know's his shit as well as his puddles

@XTreme why did you track down zzzak and invite him to join? You know he is a fruitcake and he was already off the rails at Maxbikes, he is even worse now. You also know that he brings out Tym’s worst qualities. Tym is bearable without zzzak but he is a fucktard when zzzak is spouting his crap. Zzzak isn’t a character, he is just a self medicating fruitcake who should be in an institution, the internet isn’t his friend and no one should encourage him to be online.

Make a bag of chips 7d again

I can say " my wombat has a puncture" in dutch. which is probably about as useful in everyday life...

Welsh to be more accurate.

Bring some Harley guys here then!

No need to search....I have one of the fat, hairy version of you from 2005.

You’re all from the same DNA anyway. Here’s an example of two fine Yanks, one from the south, the other from the north. Their father is in the background.

@Buckster fault he keeps talking about Nazis

Yeh the noncey leftie snowflake twat

Not much of a report too knackered the ride today was good fun plenty of muck and water to play in, @XTreme look away now There were a few volunteers for the madness today Had to do a bit of manhandling on one lane as there was a tree down This lane pretty much sums up the day. That was a mix of mud cow shit and piss it stank the whole lane was almost un-rideable due to the cattle tramping everywhere and mashing it up Look no friend to help Freddy boy bastards that was hard work LOL Once i got my bike out I helped out by documenting the others LOL A nice river crossing to wash the crap off before adding more crap

for years I have been saying to clients that the most dangerous piece of equipement on their boat is the bloody selfie stick (that and the nut behind the wheel)

Showing Sofia around the Douro Valley on some proper roads

Best sunset ever, photo doesn’t do it justice but makes me think of it

Near the top of the Sommelier in 2005, we’re at about 2,800 meters here. I’m retrieving my camera from the top box on my Transalp. My mate’s Varadero is in front , he had a hairy time on the way back down as it had linked brakes

Mawsley flounced a few months back ...

The guy can’t help himself, he is mental and most of the time he is high.

More Harleys.

Carrying a box ready for buying supplies like chorizo, cured cheese and bread for a dinner with Sofia's friends in Alentejo

A group of kids trying the GS out for size

Mountain pass in Morocco, 2016, my kind of road and I remember this day like it was yesterday.

Cheese sandwich and a tiny glass of wine near the Serra da Estrela on a rainy miserable weather April day, Sofia felt like a local specialty cheese sandwich but covid had everything closed. This was good enough and really hit the spot. The cafe owner went home to fetch us some cheese for the sandwiches, northern hospitality.

June 2020, rode from home up the river Douro and south on the smallest roads I could find the closes to the border with Spain, all the way to the shore in the Algarve, and Sagres. Portugal had closed borders because of covid, this trip made me fall in love with riding around my own country. This is a tiny municipal road near the Tejo in Rosmaninhal, it's tarmac but very broken, very narrow, wavy, patches of gravel, it's one of my favourite spots. This was on the way to meet up with Sofia and my birthday was the next day, it was getting to 40º and I think you can almost see that in the picture.

They look a bit like Tym.

I thought it was a Third Reich appreciation forum.

Yeh xtreme sort this shit out … thought I was on a push bike forum the other day .. twats in Lycra shorts and that …. with little pointy saddles … stopping for iced coffee and cinnamon buns .

Well maybe if you were on here more often and submitted an entry we wouldn't be going through this fucking humiliation!

Dont worry the Americans will be by shortly to take your women and kick your pussy asses, again. WWz is on.

just a shame some eejit dumped that red thing in front of it

The reason women have such long lunches is because none want to be the first to leave as the others will talk about her.

Your complaint number is 401, now serving number 2, number 2 please.

I wouldn’t wish such a thing … I though that was just a hobby @Slowlycatchymonkey had

With Megan Fox i'm willing to take the chance

I didn't know you were American, I'd guessed you were from planet Loon